FabSwingers.com forum: First world issues

By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

The current subject in my office-

"I like the new £5 notes, they fit really well in my purse. As for twenties they kinda hang out the top and i won't even try a fifty!"

Have you suffered any first world issues today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely new shoes are pinching alittle

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"My lovely new shoes are pinching alittle

Pack them out really tightly with wet newspaper and freeze for a few days..

It's unlikely to make them fit any better but at least you won't be wearing uncomfortable shoes.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Be brioche burger buns are out of date and I don't wanna use the kids normal ones, FFS I have a grilled portabello mushroom and grilled halloumi and salad to go in it, I don't wanna bloody sesame bun I wanna brioche one!

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Just pick of any green or fluffy bits and lightly toast to bake the remaining bugs and fungi..

You plan to put fungi in the bun so a little on the outside is just an added bonus.

Bon apatite.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

My ice cream was a bit soft. I like it hard

MrsSB

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Mrs SB,

Is this an euphemism for something else..

But then I cannot believe anything would go soft in your presence..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want red wine.

Red wine is in the shop, out in the cold.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I can't decide whether to have steak or salmon tonight

And of course the damn appropriate wine choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

How can I read this and just see filth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

How can I read this and just see filth?

Hahaha.

Durtty gal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

How can I read this and just see filth?

Hahaha.

Durtty gal?"

Moi?

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I want red wine.

Red wine is in the shop, out in the cold."

Wrap a duvet around yourself, pop into Tesco and buy a bottle..

Place the bottle inside the duvet and it'll be the ideal drinking temperature when you get home..

And of course, you won't look a fool either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be brioche burger buns are out of date and I don't wanna use the kids normal ones, FFS I have a grilled portabello mushroom and grilled halloumi and salad to go in it, I don't wanna bloody sesame bun I wanna brioche one!"

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

How can I read this and just see filth?

Hahaha.

Durtty gal?

Moi?

Yes you.

Delightfully so.

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I can't decide whether to have steak or salmon tonight

And of course the damn appropriate wine choice

Have both...Surf and turf me ol china..

As for wine.. Red with red meats or whites with fish..

How's about a nice glass of rosè.. If there is such a thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want red wine.

Red wine is in the shop, out in the cold.

Wrap a duvet around yourself, pop into Tesco and buy a bottle..

Place the bottle inside the duvet and it'll be the ideal drinking temperature when you get home..

And of course, you won't look a fool either.

I actually have what I call my duvet coat.

Thanks Deirdre.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

Pmsl I don't eat meat and I'm eating healthy!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I can't decide whether to have steak or salmon tonight

And of course the damn appropriate wine choice

Have both...Surf and turf me ol china..

As for wine.. Red with red meats or whites with fish..

How's about a nice glass of rosè.. If there is such a thing.."

Sounds like a plan... rose is nice but not really on a wet October evening lol

Hang it all... break out the foi gras and canapés

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

How can I read this and just see filth?

I think I'm being misrepresented here. I'll have you know I've had a very busy and productive day, lined up a bunch of ducks and shot them, dealt with a metaphorical bear attack and polished off the most recent round of gardening duties.

I'm off to London tomorrow and had a lot to sort out.

My kinda level of chaos requires a great deal of organisation.

PS - re: filth, I haven't factored any in. We'll see what happens.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

Pmsl I don't eat meat and I'm eating healthy!"

Shit... so a blow job is out of the question

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

Pmsl I don't eat meat and I'm eating healthy!

Shit... so a blow job is out of the question

Depends have u got a veggie cock?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

Pmsl I don't eat meat and I'm eating healthy!

Shit... so a blow job is out of the question

Depends have u got a veggie cock?"

It's been described as a butternut squash once so I guess you might need to try before you buy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yes, I had a few #firstworldproblems but I applied cyber solutions so everything's just about done and dusted.

I think...

Probably forgotten something but the important stuff is done or planned for and what's life without a few loose ends?

How can I read this and just see filth?

I'm off to London tomorrow and had a lot to sort out.

My kinda level of chaos requires a great deal of organisation.

PS - re: filth, I haven't factored any in. We'll see what happens. "

Shag agreed for tonight.

Weekend starts here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trolly park at my local Waitrose is uncovered and as was raining when I arrived so I had to push a wet trolly round the supermarket...outrageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I

those!

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Which car should I take to go shopping, or should I order online for delivery tomorrow?

Not really a regular decision, the other car on the drive isn't mine, but I have the keys while the owner is working overseas.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"The trolly park at my local Waitrose is uncovered and as was raining when I arrived so I had to push a wet trolly round the supermarket...outrageous"

Surely there's a man there to push it for you?

Waitrose has went downhill. You should throw someone roughly to the floor for that inconvience

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Oooh I

those! "

I know right, can't Have a sesame bun!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

Pmsl I don't eat meat and I'm eating healthy!

Shit... so a blow job is out of the question

Depends have u got a veggie cock?

It's been described as a butternut squash once so I guess you might need to try before you buy

Deal

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

The package I waited in for today turned out not to be the pervy toy I am waiting for and now I have another day of waiting tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats this weather about practically 4 seasons in one day

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I can't decide whether to have steak or salmon tonight

And of course the damn appropriate wine choice

Have both...Surf and turf me ol china..

As for wine.. Red with red meats or whites with fish..

How's about a nice glass of rosè.. If there is such a thing.."

I make a very nice, semi dry, strawberry melomel (fruit flavoured mead) which is decidely rosè in colour.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That may be the most middle-class thing I've ever heard

Pmsl I don't eat meat and I'm eating healthy!

Shit... so a blow job is out of the question

Depends have u got a veggie cock?

It's been described as a butternut squash once so I guess you might need to try before you buy

Deal "

Nice... pm me for the online ordering details

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"The package I waited in for today turned out not to be the pervy toy I am waiting for and now I have another day of waiting tomorrow."

Ask a neighbour and set up a secret video camera.

Ask them to check the parcel when it arrives to make sure it's not damaged..

The look on their face will be priceless..

And will probably win you a couple of hundred quid on you've been framed..

where you see adversity I see opportunity..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The supermarket didn't have the type of rice I wanted.

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Which car should I take to go shopping, or should I order online for delivery tomorrow?

Not really a regular decision, the other car on the drive isn't mine, but I have the keys while the owner is working overseas.

It's a no brainer..

Take your car and Syphon the fuel from his car to cover the trip...surely that's not illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if were being honest unless life has been particularly cruel in our country our worst problems would be considered fairly pathetic in allot of places, we life in a sick world and if were on here it shows that compared to the majority of the world life on the whole has been fairly fortunate and kind

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mrs SB,

Is this an euphemism for something else..

But then I cannot believe anything would go soft in your presence..

It was

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"The supermarket didn't have the type of rice I wanted. "

Get a takeaway and sod the cooking.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

"Which car should I take to go shopping, or should I order online for delivery tomorrow?

Not really a regular decision, the other car on the drive isn't mine, but I have the keys while the owner is working overseas.

It's a no brainer..

Take your car and Syphon the fuel from his car to cover the trip...surely that's not illegal.

I will never syphon petrol ever again. Not since the time I had to do it from one of of the family vans (not stealing, it was legit) when I was in my teens and managed to swallow a little in the process. All day I was burping petrol in school, not nice at all. Besides, the other car on the driveway has petrol which I paid for anyway, just before he went overseas.

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