FabSwingers.com forum: Never mind all this 'I fancy you' claptrap ...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What you need is a USP...

So, if anyone wants a meet, just post on here all their good points (no bragging mind!) and if anyone like the sound of it, get messaging!! Simples

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Old slag needs shag

A lighthearted take on a usp for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old slag needs shag

A lighthearted take on a usp for me"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I am a USP

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermm...

Errrrr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermm...

Errrrr..."

*shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I misread that as a LISP...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

They say the best way into a woman's knickers is to make them laugh.

They do that every time I drop my trousers...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does beginners luck count as an USP?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have cake

..or cookies

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Will fill in later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for meet, crusty exterior but soft and romantic underneath who knows how to care for a lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a micro USB count?.....ohhh usp!

I'm funny innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can boil an egg til it's perfect whilst deep throating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short arse but handsome gent seeks kink and vanilla experiences....will pay up to £1.75 towards your travel expenses.....Free coffee or tea on arrival.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have

~~# PARTY COCK™ #~~

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Just had to google USP. The things you learn on here. Every day's a school day innit!

Ok so mine is-

"Grab a social with me, and I'll laugh at your jokes whether they are funny or not."

(And I promise to work on it not being nervous laughter.)

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I have toys and I know how to play with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

That'll more than satisfy 99% of the men on Fab

I can sometimes be tempted out of my corner for a good pie, and I'm happy to share

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I have

~~# PARTY COCK™ #~~"

SOLD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My USB has huge storage. You can fit all your bytes in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a micro USB count?.....ohhh usp!

I'm funny innit!"

Ah shit, someone else got there first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long time. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will fuck you.

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

"My USB has huge storage. You can fit all your bytes in it. "

Enough space on it to fit me in tomorrow night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

USP - let's see

Introverted mostly shy bloke prone to bouts of fml nonsense but very good with my fingers and can breathe through my ears.

Oh and I'm pretty good at making cakes

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Well according to my last veri I'm 'as daft as an elaborately coloured brush'!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sane.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Our pictures say a thousand words. Hello ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make excellent morning tea and I'm prepared to sleep on the wet patch

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By *uicy78Woman
over a year ago

King's Lynn

I have Jaffacakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a great cuppa and a bacon sarnie and will serve it all up with a smile and naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a registered gynaecologist but I'm sure I can get it licked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both very funny and great to talk too. Mrs is intimidatingly pretty. Great curves and very sexy eyes .... Mr has own hair Teeth and comes with gripping hands

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long time. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will fuck you.

Oooh I came over all subby just then. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I sing the alphabet song I end it with 'zed' not 'zee'

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I make excellent morning tea and I'm prepared to sleep on the wet patch "

Could you make Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've interchangable parts and Hasbro stamped on my ass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fun, have a positive outlook, normal & I'll let you touch ma boobies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make excellent morning tea and I'm prepared to sleep on the wet patch

Could you make Coffee?"

Yup make a great cup of coffee how do you take it milk sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always bathe before I have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fun, have a positive outlook, normal & I'll let you touch ma boobies...

Sidles over for a cheeky squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always bathe before I have sex."

Every time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..

You may choose one of them!

I haz a Magnum.

Enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have all my own teeth and dont need little blue pills!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Same as everyone else...

Unique!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..

You may choose one of them!

I haz a Magnum.

Enough said."

What flavour is the magnum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..

You may choose one of them!

I haz a Magnum.

Enough said.

What flavour is the magnum?

The good thing bout having a Magnum, is that it can be any flavour

~ multiflavoured even

I could cover it in ANYTHING (Well almost..)

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"I have Jaffacakes

#Winning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake

..or cookies

Someone say cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cake and cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..

You may choose one of them!

I haz a Magnum.

Enough said.

What flavour is the magnum?

The good thing bout having a Magnum, is that it can be any flavour

~ multiflavoured even

I could cover it in ANYTHING (Well almost..)"

Oh. I assumed it was a magnum of champagne. Disappointing.

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

I'm a USP ..... under sexed person

I'm having a mid life crises so help me relieve it

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Sold!

I can make H laugh even when she's done a fifteen hour shift lugging old people about with a bad back!

So u lot will be a doddle

I also have a dry wit, am very sarcastic & quite like being called a cunt by ladies, which is just as well given the first two points

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm fun, have a positive outlook, normal & I'll let you touch ma boobies...

Shame your not going Saturday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake

..or cookies

Someone say cookies

"
white chocolate chip..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Drama free

Needy free

Dont care who else you have sex with

Can accomadate

Have been known at times to have a serious conversation

Great if you like cats

Bunny boiler free zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been shown a map of how to find a cliticus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake

..or cookies

Someone say cookies

white chocolate chip..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I've been shown a map of how to find a cliticus! "

Wasn't he a Roman emperor?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and ive got 4 1/2 tins of christmas sweets

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been shown a map of how to find a cliticus!

Wasn't he a Roman emperor?

No just a bald bloke in a canoe!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I have a pot of blackcurrant and blueberry tea freshly made I'm willing to share

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I've been shown a map of how to find a cliticus!

Wasn't he a Roman emperor?

No just a bald bloke in a canoe! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and ive got 4 1/2 tins of christmas sweets"

Any coffee creams in there?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone in Thanet

Plees reed profile 1st

Message me if interested.

''Sits in corner and wates''

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh and ive got 4 1/2 tins of christmas sweets

Any coffee creams in there?"
not sure you will have to dip your hand in and see what pops out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always up for that challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair is soft and shiny, if you're really nice, I'll let you touch it.

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

I still have the haribo left from the match making post lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Errrm...

We're both fluent in chatting nonsense and we look quite good in low lighting.

We might let you squeeze our bums, if you're nice and we like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bumbling, falling over type of idiot with a big heart/boobs, and a filthy, devious mind that doesn't quite match the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bumbling, falling over type of idiot with a big heart/boobs, and a filthy, devious mind that doesn't quite match the rest.

I really should visit London more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bumbling, falling over type of idiot with a big heart/boobs, and a filthy, devious mind that doesn't quite match the rest.

And cute, don't forget cute.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've a room dedicated to sin.

But I'm bored of topping so come and fuck me already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long time. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will fuck you.

That was quite sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wear a sexy short dress for you, and forget to put my knickers on, crossing my legs sporadically, to give you a flash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Same as everyone else...

Unique!! "

Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Sold!

I can make H laugh even when she's done a fifteen hour shift lugging old people about with a bad back!

So u lot will be a doddle

I also have a dry wit, am very sarcastic & quite like being called a cunt by ladies, which is just as well given the first two points

I can call you a cunt in Welsh if you like? *runs off to Google*.....ready?......."GOTSAN"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair is soft and shiny, if you're really nice, I'll let you touch it. "

And put ribbons in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll wear a sexy short dress for you, and forget to put my knickers on, crossing my legs sporadically, to give you a flash. "

I'm just off to the little boys room with that image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair is soft and shiny, if you're really nice, I'll let you touch it.

And put ribbons in it?"

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Same as everyone else...

Unique!!

Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.

Well, I'm sold on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

That's a long arsed USP!!... But a goodie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

That's a long arsed USP!!... But a goodie!!

Usp? That's a copy and pasted profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

That's a long arsed USP!!... But a goodie!!

Well, I have a lot of USPs! Thankyou

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My lips are very kissy, I'll treat you to a coffee and take some pics for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so cool I wasn't actually born, I was defrosted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Same as everyone else...

Unique!!

Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.

Well, I'm sold on that. "

You bring the teapot and i'll supply the teabags

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

can't you narrow it down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

can't you narrow it down?

But that's the good stuff!

When someone brings you a bacon sandwich, you don't say 'could you make me a smaller one?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Same as everyone else...

Unique!!

Alright then, I'm 6ft 2...have a pulse and I'm horny. Plus I have boobs.

Well, I'm sold on that.

You bring the teapot and i'll supply the teabags

Deal.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have a pulse and i'm horny. I have boobs too.

Sold!

I can make H laugh even when she's done a fifteen hour shift lugging old people about with a bad back!

So u lot will be a doddle

I also have a dry wit, am very sarcastic & quite like being called a cunt by ladies, which is just as well given the first two points

I can call you a cunt in Welsh if you like? *runs off to Google*.....ready?......."GOTSAN"

You were sold on your USP, this is just the eisin ar y Gacen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did anyone want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very particular lack of skills, I will never be able to find you, but what i do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch..

You may choose one of them!

I haz a Magnum.

Enough said.

What flavour is the magnum?

The good thing bout having a Magnum, is that it can be any flavour

~ multiflavoured even

I could cover it in ANYTHING (Well almost..)

Oh. I assumed it was a magnum of champagne. Disappointing. "

Ikeep that in my "Champagne attic"

Along with the Blackjack table and Harlot's

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and im 5ft 1 with tiny hands can make anyones cock look big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cake wine&haribo's and a rack better then any pillow to rest your head on after all that playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got bacon.....

*Disclaimer*

A declaration of possession of bacon in no way implies a willingness to share bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft scotsman (kilt on request) serves in the army (uniform on request) shy type till we get chatting

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I've a room dedicated to sin.

But I'm bored of topping so come and fuck me already "

OK.

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Fun, friendly and good company. What more can you ask for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, lets try this, I have to offer...

A deep, passionate sex drive. Build some chemistry with me, and we can both look forward to a pulse racing, breathless session

I'm a big strong guy, not as muscular as I have been, but if you like to be held by big strong arms against a manly body, then I reckon I might just satisfy you.

My cocks pretty big...

I'm pretty good looking

I'm an enthusiastic and passionate kisser

I'm an quirky guy interested in many topics, I reckon I can give you a good chat.

I may seem very deep and serious, but I have a quick wit and love humour, I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh.

I also enjoy singing

...that's a pretty good resume I reckon

can't you narrow it down?

But that's the good stuff!

When someone brings you a bacon sandwich, you don't say 'could you make me a smaller one?'

Unique selling point!! (No s!!)

Singular not plural

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