FabSwingers.com forum: What's all this hullabaloo?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello everyone,

Just popping my head in the forum; hopefully I'll see a few of you in threads elsewhere. Would be lovely to get chatting.

I'm a 22 year old bloke from London. Job in Central; fairly friendly and also a total loser Just posting to introduce myself, but always happy to go for an evening drink should that pique anyone's interest.

Any tips, ideas, and anything else you'd be willing to share? (No, not your wife!... Although I guess I am willing). Could be for the lifestyle, or anything in general.

Feel free to use this as an outlet to critique my profile, if you so wish. I'm not begging for it, but hey, input is always appreciated!

Hope to see some of you soon

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't eat yellow snow

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"don't eat yellow snow

Lemon sorbet will have to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya and welcome

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome aboard the Skylark.

Keep positive, be patient and have some fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb"

I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb"

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb"

It's all in proper English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't eat yellow snow

Lemon sorbet will have to do..."

you asked for tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome fella! I hope you have a lot of fun!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Come here sugar and let me check you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb"

I was thinking the same thing... I'll meet you over there...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...

Straight is just a word, Pauly.

Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."

Just words.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good luck OP there are many young men and old men here the odds are against you. So don't be down hearted sell yourself more.

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By *urvyKattWoman
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Too far away for me unfortunately

Hope you have fun though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good use of "Suave"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A total loser you say?

You'll fit in here nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...

Straight is just a word, Pauly.

Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."

Just words.

I am unfuckable Joe... using drugs to knock a man out and plough his arsehole doesn't mean you converted me ahem I mean them... still a virgin

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about? "

Yes.

I have a decent proposal to run by you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya and welcome

Thank you guys. Lovely profile!

"Welcome aboard the Skylark.

Keep positive, be patient and have some fun."

Why thank you very much. I consider myself a tolerant man :P

"Welcome fella! I hope you have a lot of fun"

Thank you Dan, likewise!

"Come here sugar and let me check you out"

How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?

"Too far away for me unfortunately Hope you have fun though xx"

Never mind Kat. I'm always happy to chat regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about?

Yes.

I have a decent proposal to run by you

Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Good use of "Suave""

I really liked the colon.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...

Straight is just a word, Pauly.

Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."

Just words.

I am unfuckable Joe... using drugs to knock a man out and plough his arsehole doesn't mean you converted me ahem I mean them... still a virgin

Now that's just sick and I am disturbed

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/05/man-drugged-raped-and-killed-victims-he-met-on-grindr-6173563/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about? "

If I were you I'd back away quickly n whatever you do don't drop anything.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

I heard the "aw shucks" from Devon when you saw "straight"...

Straight is just a word, Pauly.

Bit like the time you described yourself as "unfuckable."

Just words.

I am unfuckable Joe... using drugs to knock a man out and plough his arsehole doesn't mean you converted me ahem I mean them... still a virgin

Now that's just sick and I am disturbed

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/05/man-drugged-raped-and-killed-victims-he-met-on-grindr-6173563/"

Oh my!! What it is to live in the big smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck OP there are many young men and old men here the odds are against you. So don't be down hearted sell yourself more. "

I shall do my best to keep chipper

"Good use of "Suave""

Oh you.... Stop it, I'm blushing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hullabaloo is one of my favourite words.

Welcome.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about? "

Brave!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?

It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums where nonsense is the order of the day

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

You seem nice

only 2 things about your profile that I would alter if it were mine. One is the 'strangled cock' picture. 2nd October is good, 3rd October not so good.

And "proper meet".. it slightly put me off that you don't think socials are proper meets, but that's just me being picky so yeah. Profile is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?

It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau! "

Well then you'll fit right in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Come here sugar and let me check you out

How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?

I'll bring it to bed shall I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome, OP.

Have fun!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about?

Yes.

I have a decent proposal to run by you

I bet I know what it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You seem nice

only 2 things about your profile that I would alter if it were mine. One is the 'strangled cock' picture. 2nd October is good, 3rd October not so good.

And "proper meet".. it slightly put me off that you don't think socials are proper meets, but that's just me being picky so yeah. Profile is good

Thank you. I really appreciate that. Shall makes the changes a little later, after having replied people. Thank you Arctic!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy."

In like Flynn

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hi and welcome

Consider toning down the number of cock pics if you are looking to meet women

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Welcome all fine except your second cock picture looks like two joined together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome

Consider toning down the number of cock pics if you are looking to meet women

Yeah they don't work....

Can I have a whistling emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come here sugar and let me check you out

How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?

I'll bring it to bed shall I?

You know how to speak to a man. Could I also take that tea with the aforementioned breakfast in your status?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Welcome all fine except your second cock picture looks like two joined together"

I though photoshop myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about?

Brave!!!!

Bwahahahaaa!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hi and welcome

Consider toning down the number of cock pics if you are looking to meet women

Yeah they don't work....

Can I have a whistling emoji?"

You can have one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome OP - have fun in the forums!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're all so mean to me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about?

Brave!!!!

Bwahahahaaa!!!

Ooo glad to find you here, anything to report?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome

Consider toning down the number of cock pics if you are looking to meet women

Yeah they don't work....

Can I have a whistling emoji?

You can have one of these

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You're all so mean to me

All???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a little (lot

) younger OP. I'd meet you. Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, and welcome x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?

It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau! "

Make it gateaux - it's a Bake Off night and lots of people like cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP and welcome to the forums. If I was a little (lot

) Older, I'd meet you. Yum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First post reads well.

I'll have a look at your profile.

Brb

Interesting.

I would have an idea/proposal but you've carelessly blocked all men.

I'm happy to open up filters, I just thought it best to block men right away after joining. Chance of some over-eager people not looking for what I was

Any topic it's particularly about?

Brave!!!!

Bwahahahaaa!!!

Ooo glad to find you here, anything to report?

Hello! I've been avoiding looking at the Matchmaker threads

it looked too much to handle! But happy to help out again if you need - name me a thread and I'll list it and message you, if you need particular ones viewing - how you feeling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all so mean to me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hello and welcome cute young man x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all so mean to me

All???

I haven't got a mean bone in my body

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?"

Got to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it's even half as fun as these interactions here, I'm in for a good ride. You lot seem like top bananas.

"If I was a little (lot ) younger OP. I'd meet you. Yum!"

Only limitation is your own mind. I'm flattered though. I would in return, but of course with no hesitation

"Welcome OP - have fun in the forums!"

As noted, I think I will!

And guys - Joe's been nothing but nice! *says whilst zip-tied*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?"

Why the hell not?

You coming? I haven't got the guest list

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Come here sugar and let me check you out

How'd you know I take two sugars in my tea?

I'll bring it to bed shall I?

You know how to speak to a man. Could I also take that tea with the aforementioned breakfast in your status?

You want to be my breakfast? Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?

Got to be

He'll probably already be ruined before Saturday if Joe's power of persuasion is as powerful as I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi OP and welcome to the forums. If I was a little (lot

) Older, I'd meet you. Yum!! "

Younger I meant! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?

Why the hell not?

You coming? I haven't got the guest list "

You scare me too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to the madness the meyhem OP and most importantly did you bring cake ?

It wouldn't be a party if I didn't bring a triple chocolate gateau!

Make it gateaux - it's a Bake Off night and lots of people like cake.

Cake Giveaway at Mine. First come get the first lot of cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's even half as fun as these interactions here, I'm in for a good ride. You lot seem like top bananas.

If I was a little (lot ) younger OP. I'd meet you. Yum!

Only limitation is your own mind. I'm flattered though. I would in return, but of course with no hesitation

Welcome OP - have fun in the forums!

As noted, I think I will!

And guys - Joe's been nothing but nice! *says whilst zip-tied*"

Run! Run, seriously.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?

Why the hell not?

You coming? I haven't got the guest list

You scare me too much.

Pish-posh and poppycock, dear girl!

I'm a pussy cat... Hear me purrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi OP and welcome to the forums. If I was a little (lot

) Older, I'd meet you. Yum!!

Younger I meant! Haha

Coulda fooled me. Thought I was talkin' to a young'un

It's okay, you can make as many excuses as you like. I won't come begging (...too much)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god! Don't do it, it's a trap!!!

...too late, I've already gone and taken the bait. Consider me now a flailing fishy.

In like Flynn

Tea Party invite at the ready Joe?

Why the hell not?

You coming? I haven't got the guest list

You scare me too much.

Pish-posh and poppycock, dear girl!

I'm a pussy cat... Hear me purrrr

Hell yeah, alright then.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hello! I've been avoiding looking at the Matchmaker threads

it looked too much to handle! But happy to help out again if you need - name me a thread and I'll list it and message you, if you need particular ones viewing - how you feeling?"

15 needs doing if you can be bothered?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Pish-posh and poppycock, dear girl!

I'm a pussy cat... Hear me purrrr

Just like a panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi OP and welcome to the forums. If I was a little (lot

) Older, I'd meet you. Yum!!

Younger I meant! Haha

Coulda fooled me. Thought I was talkin' to a young'un

It's okay, you can make as many excuses as you like. I won't come begging (...too much)"

Smooth talker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Perfectly acceptable profile and you sound like a good communicator. I hope you enjoy the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello! I've been avoiding looking at the Matchmaker threads

it looked too much to handle! But happy to help out again if you need - name me a thread and I'll list it and message you, if you need particular ones viewing - how you feeling?

15 needs doing if you can be bothered?

I'll have a look through xx

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