FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest photo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the strangest photo any one seen on here... find pics of your car strange ... not talking sexual photos even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the strangest photo any one seen on here... find pics of your car strange ... not talking sexual photos even "

I am really not keen on pictures of bodily fluid, but that may just be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a keen of bizarre insertions. Not so long ago a lass was regularly on hot pics with various items she'd picked up from the local Greengrocer up her FooFoo!

And t'other say on a 'Fab a pic from the poster above' thread a guy had deodorant cans stuck up his jacksy

Not really my thing ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up pics of tattoos....seriously why?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Actual, proper, wedding photos.

It's probably me, but I just find that odd.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the strangest photo any one seen on here... find pics of your car strange ... not talking sexual photos even "

You bastard! I'd almost managed to forget the marrow!

Thanks for calling the memory back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a keen of bizarre insertions. Not so long ago a lass was regularly on hot pics with various items she'd picked up from the local Greengrocer up her FooFoo!

And t'other say on a 'Fab a pic from the poster above' thread a guy had deodorant cans stuck up his jacksy

Not really my thing ..

I will never be able to look at marrows again after seeing it in hot pics the other week!!

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Photos of prolapsed vaginas and rectums - some people obviously find them a turn on but for us they are very strange.... and repulsive.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"...There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

;)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I saw a 24 pack of coloring pens inside 'a lady' once. She had fanned them out quite well to be fair

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The guy who uploaded a picture of a spider on a skirting board springs to mind. I also like the ones where there is a total disconnect between the profile heading and the avatar. This isn't a real one (to my knowledge) but something like 'laid-back, cheerful soul' as a header with a pic of the grumpiest face I have ever seen makes me giggle. Especially if there's a rant as the status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a woman who'd spread her cheeks so far apart, you could almost see the intestines. Weird and grim in equal measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up pics of tattoos....seriously why? "

Yeah I don't really get that either. I don't care about tattoos either way, they don't really interest me, so it's basically like they're showing me a close up of their shoulder. Ditto women's shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There were mattresses for sale a while ago, that was a bit odd

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pics where the profile holder is just merely incidental to their real message:

ie,

someone sat in a Ferrari, single guy with tip of his cock visible next to the lady who makes up 99.8% of the photo,

Other strange ones,

Where someone evidently takes all of their pics on holiday, as every one shows American plug sockets,

where their cock changes colour in each pic,

And one of my personal favourites, on the profile of a Tgirl who was boasting of how convincing she was and how no one would recognise her glammed up, 40 pics all from the neck down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like strange photos

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"There were mattresses for sale a while ago, that was a bit odd

Oi!

It was actually the whole bed that was for sale

(and the sofa)

(and the shower)

(and... )

Mr ddc

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"I quite like strange photos "

One of the best we've seen was a foof with false teeth inserted.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Sounding pics. They make me wince more so than weird but still. Ouch!

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like strange photos

One of the best we've seen was a foof with false teeth inserted."

Now there's an add for Polygrip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like strange photos

One of the best we've seen was a foof with false teeth inserted."

Wtaf?

xxx

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I'm not a keen of bizarre insertions. Not so long ago a lass was regularly on hot pics with various items she'd picked up from the local Greengrocer up her FooFoo!

And t'other say on a 'Fab a pic from the poster above' thread a guy had deodorant cans stuck up his jacksy

Not really my thing ..

Yeah sorry about that, but it really does smell up there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo of a dog licking a ladies dodah, yesterday. Thank god it has been removed rather promptly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks in a glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a funnel in her mouth and a few guys cuming in it ..yuk yuk yuk retch retch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a funnel in her mouth and a few guys cuming in it ..yuk yuk yuk retch retch

You mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a funnel in her mouth and a few guys cuming in it ..yuk yuk yuk retch retch

Ohh myyy good god....VOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a funnel in her mouth and a few guys cuming in it ..yuk yuk yuk retch retch

You mean

!?"
...yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought my avatar was bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a funnel in her mouth and a few guys cuming in it ..yuk yuk yuk retch retch

You mean

!?...yep

"
green hardly covers it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the strangest photo any one seen on here... find pics of your car strange ... not talking sexual photos even

You bastard! I'd almost managed to forget the marrow!

Thanks for calling the memory back!"

I still have a stack of eye bleach. Not good for the memory. However Gin is!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Other than the marrow, there was the human candelabras,a woman doing a handstand with a large church candle in her chuff. A 2ltr cola bottle inserted and thousands of cock over the toilet bowl.....not all in one pic I should add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chap with the cock and chips. Not gross. Just peculiar. Oh, and anything involving clothes pegs. I have fond memories of what is known amongst my girly friends as 'the mystery vegetable picture'. In the end, I think we narrowed it down to being a butternut squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm. Not sure if mine are weird enough, but I do try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a funnel in her mouth and a few guys cuming in it ..yuk yuk yuk retch retch

You mean

!?...yep

green hardly covers it

Thanks - I've just retched

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

"Actual, proper, wedding photos.

It's probably me, but I just find that odd.

Mr ddc"

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Erm. Not sure if mine are weird enough, but I do try lol"

Some are definitely on a par

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Photo of a dog licking a ladies dodah, yesterday. Thank god it has been removed rather promptly.

Ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a fem backed onto a table leg once.....one of them big old farmhouse tables with the turned legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one a few years ago on another site. The woman (ahem) had a baby doll whopped up her tunnel...

Nowt so strange as folk!!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Ones with children in the background (yeah really) ones where you can't tell quite what you're looking at i.e. lips which look like puckered arseholes, and people who've DIYd things like nipple chains (hairclips and what I presume to be a glasses chain)

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

""...There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

;)"

Nice Minchin quote x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've led a sheltered Fab life, by the look of it.

I wonder about stick insect guys who are so far from the camera that you've no idea how they look. Or the single profile of a guy who's a minority of his photos, like 10% of the body on show. I feel like I'm getting to know someone else instead.

I'm still trying to work out how people manage to get such blurred photos, considering the availability of good technology today.

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"Ones with children in the background (yeah really) ones where you can't tell quite what you're looking at i.e. lips which look like puckered arseholes, and people who've DIYd things like nipple chains (hairclips and what I presume to be a glasses chain)"

I saw one once that had a newborn baby in the pics and the lady was offering lactating meets....thankfully I reported and the couple in question was promptly removed!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Yep agree with these comments extremes hardcore pictures not classy. If you have a niche best to keep those ones in friends images so likeminded people, once connected can enjoy

It's a swingers site not an audition for a porno so stop assaulting our eyeballs

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I saw one once that had a newborn baby in the pics and the lady was offering lactating meets....thankfully I reported and the couple in question was promptly removed!"

Wtf

imagine the poor baby in the corner looking at you like Maggie from the Simpsons when she meets that other baby

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Actual, proper, wedding photos.

It's probably me, but I just find that odd.

Mr ddc"

Funny you should mention that as in the Kent updates 2hrs ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos of prolapsed vaginas and rectums - some people obviously find them a turn on but for us they are very strange.... and repulsive."

Thanks for the image in my head I now can't sleep lol

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