FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a duck ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd guess the latter

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Auto carrot or he's quackers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I love ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it lay golden eggs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange,sauce

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Chinese, duck pancakes

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Our play phone is old school. It's a nightmare, but one soon learns that duck=fuck, aunt=cunt and coal=anal.

Of course there was that time when I rushed home with a big grin after Mrs ddc texted to say she really needed some coal, only to find we'd run out of fuel

Mr ddc

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

I went on a social today .. was given a rubber duck in a bag at the end of the meet .. was a great touch and very thoughtful of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he was selling you a duck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could never fancy a duck, it's a pointy arse thing, and I don't want anymore bills either!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Could never fancy a duck, it's a pointy arse thing, and I don't want anymore bills either!"

Ha ha

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Has he got a corkscrew penis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it crispy?

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

It's the ducking auto correct, drives me ducking insane too!!

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

We live by the village duck pond..and in the spirit of Dusk till dawn...you can have duck pussy all you like...we have mallard pussy, goose pussy, Aylesbury pussy, or even better coote pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it crispy?

That's what I replied back with !

Not had a response to that yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

Or maybe a typo. D is next to F. So fancy a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

Or maybe a typo. D is next to F. So fancy a fuck ? "

What !! People actually send messages just saying that ! ? I don't ducking believe it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

Or maybe a typo. D is next to F. So fancy a fuck ?

What !! People actually send messages just saying that ! ? I don't ducking believe it !

Haha tongue in cheek. But why not

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

I bet he sent it off an iPhone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

I bet he sent it off an iPhone "

Or maybe a Samsung as it was on fire

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

I bet he sent it off an iPhone

Or maybe a Samsung as it was on fire

Ha ha he tossed it during typing

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Ok is that a euphemism or is the guy who has just sent us this message just crap at spelling?

Or maybe a typo. D is next to F. So fancy a fuck ?

What !! People actually send messages just saying that ! ? I don't ducking believe it ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a duck. Unfortunately so would my 2 naughty patterdales. Cleaning up feathers and duckbills doesn't sound so much fun after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joys of auto correct.

I've told a guy in the past that I want to give him a good ducking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my friends owns a pet shop. On one of his supply lists of animals at the very bottom was 'black cocks' for £2.

He thought it was hilarious to phone up and place an order, at the end of his list of animals he says "and one black cock please"

That chicken lived in the shop for a good while, we still laugh about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.....

I'm here all week.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.....

I'm here all week.....

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:-What lovely day!!!lovely day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.....

I'm here all week.....

:-What lovely day!!!lovely day!!!"

I see what you did there....

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