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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And the horse you rode in on!

If you want to get something off your chest (it's still 2 days until rant day!) feel free to unburden yourself here!

(I can take it)

So whats' up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything is going pretty well for me right now. So no major rants.

Bored of hearing about the fucking US election though, so fuck that I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I somehow pulled a muscle in my arse cheek. I don't wanna hear about riding horses.

My rant is that I need a day off stat!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Some people are such a waste of time and effort

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I somehow pulled a muscle in my arse cheek. I don't wanna hear about riding horses.

My rant is that I need a day off stat!"

How the bloody hell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cheap fucking razors fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking cheap fucking razors fuck!"

Don't be a cheap skate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This just seems like blasphemy. Ranting on a Tuesday?!

I'm happy and horny today, so I'll be a good girl and wait until Thursday

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Fucking periods.

Fucking asthma.

Fucking black dog.

Fucking work.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im fine here no ranting

When i did rant one day i got told i was pathetically bad at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm saving all my rants up until 29th Dec

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Fucking periods.

Fucking asthma.

Fucking black dog.

Fucking work.

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Come here sugar

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

People who take their kids to school by car, but are too lazy to walk around to the nearside and open the door. Instead, letting them exit the car into the path of oncoming traffic. Fuck these stupid people who are not worthy enough to have children and shouldn't even hold a valid driving licence.

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!

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Aww I love boxers!

My staffie is insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you

No one tells me what day I can rant

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Fucking cancelled after school club

Fucking no signal to H 2mins from school

Fucking leaving 2nd car with no fuel in it!!

Fucking walk with eldest to petrol station!!

IT'S BOLLOXING BOLLOCKY BOLLOCKS!!

Meh, shit happens..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I STILL haven't met this hottie I was going to meet almost a year ago.

I get all emotional just thinking about it *sob*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over at work last week and bruised my ribs, it still hurts now and it's moved round to my shoulder. Fucking bastard stupid safety boots tripping me up and bloody heavy stuff I fell over holding stopping me from putting my hand down

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking roadworks and fucking slow drivers!!!!!!!!

That's my rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!

Aww I love boxers!

My staffie is insane

"

The third was a rescue dog, he's gorgeous but just daft.. He seems to have rubbed off on the other two now though as they just have times when they all go crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't got time for this shit!!

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"People who take their kids to school by car, but are too lazy to walk around to the nearside and open the door. Instead, letting them exit the car into the path of oncoming traffic. Fuck these stupid people who are not worthy enough to have children and shouldn't even hold a valid driving licence."

i totally agree with this, and its always the women that do this,

your waiting there thinking hello, go to the otherside of the car,

My rant is the sexist pigs out there.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell over at work last week and bruised my ribs, it still hurts now and it's moved round to my shoulder. Fucking bastard stupid safety boots tripping me up and bloody heavy stuff I fell over holding stopping me from putting my hand down

Beard"

Unsafe safety boots...?! Where there's blame there's a claim!

(hope your sore bits feel better soon!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt "

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

Also people who drive and use there phones,

stupid drivers,

i cant multi task so im ok. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some right whinging fuckers in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!

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You deserve a medal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth ache following a filling that fell out that's only 3 weeks old

So emergency appointment

2 injections

Still hurts

Another one

Still hurts

She decides I'd be better off with anti biotics

So

Left with a floppy face and can't drink on my birthday

Do I win ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

"

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a real smug feeling today. I do love a bit of karma though. Anyway, have had a great day at work and looking forward to the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to rant about anxiety.

Was in my fave cafe today and it got a bit busy and I wanted another drink and couldn't get up and go to the counter to order it..I had to sit and wait till most had left.

I've been in busier places but today something just got to me.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Fuck this traffic..

And the blonde in the discovery next to me... In a nice way of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ill again.

Feels like flu.

2nd time in a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually having a good day

Hugs to fellow black dog sufferers

Fuck you to the bills though

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Feckin, twatin, high school choices, just when you think everything's going to be ok, someone throws a spanner in the works, my head is so messed up with it all, my stomach hurts and for some bizarre reason my kidney on my left side hurts today too, and I know it's down to stress

why the feck does it have to be so hard to get your child a good education

for feckin, fecks sake

Mrs blue eyes

btw, Thankyou muchly, I think I feel a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My throat hurts and I don't want to be sick any longer. I don't want to miss out on things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!! "

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My throat hurts and I don't want to be sick any longer. I don't want to miss out on things.

"

Same.

Any chance of a sneaky sloe gin with a Lemsip chaser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat battery on my bike.

I had to bump it. Miffed.

Rant over

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By *imnherx69Couple
over a year ago

county durham

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt "

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By *imnherx69Couple
over a year ago

county durham

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!

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You brave man! I've enough with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

"

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I'd like to get something off my chest alright...a chesty cough, lingering cold and sinusitis...it's just not fair...ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking kola bears.

Furry little fuckers, all smug coz they

are soooo cutey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.

A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.

Fucking strange day.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

"

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.

A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.

Fucking strange day.

"

"Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.

A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.

Fucking strange day.

"

So he heard you had died. Then rang you?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A friend who has the same first name as me (and also his surname is an odd one that begins with the same first letter so we used to get each other's emails and shit...) died today. He was in a coma for a month.

A third friend just called because he'd heard I'd died and was shocked and then ecstatic that I answered the phone.

Fucking strange day.

So he heard you had died. Then rang you?

"

He rang the house, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not fucking Friday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch "

Not forgetting the little princess and her annoying hoard of brain dead wankers... Especially the army general that goes around on the wooden horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arggghhhhhh my local pub has put a sign up saying Closed! It's literally 3mins walk from home and a huge part of my Social Life.

Fuck Business Rates, Licensing laws and all the other taxes the Landlord had to pay.

Gutted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch "

I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch

I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet.... "

Ooh, you're gonna enter a whole new world of pain then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch

Not forgetting the little princess and her annoying hoard of brain dead wankers... Especially the army general that goes around on the wooden horse "

Oh gosh.... I need to ban the child from kids tv right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feckin, twatin, high school choices, just when you think everything's going to be ok, someone throws a spanner in the works, my head is so messed up with it all, my stomach hurts and for some bizarre reason my kidney on my left side hurts today too, and I know it's down to stress

why the feck does it have to be so hard to get your child a good education

for feckin, fecks sake

Mrs blue eyes

btw, Thankyou muchly, I think I feel a little better

"

Having similar issue here RE high school options. Probably same reason as you, high school closure?

bloody council haven't thought it thru at all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch

I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet....

Ooh, you're gonna enter a whole new world of pain then

"

#killmenow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell ya what boils my piss

1 that cunt trump

2 that bitch Clinton

3 that fecker, ya know the one.

4 compiling lists.

5 complainers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime???

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Same rant as always I work with some utter bitches who believe they are so much better than everyone else and do fuck all work

Thanks for allowing me to vent T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every series I really, really want to see is on Sky Atlantic. The only fucking channel I don't get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime??? "

With 6 between us, this is something we ask ourselves regularly!!

Red xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Despite all the work I've done over the past week having been rendered a complete waste of time, I'm feeling great.

I think it's because I now am guaranteed not to be the point of failure, and can remain the legend (not my word) that tried to help.

Sorry to go off-message....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime???

With 6 between us, this is something we ask ourselves regularly!!

Red xx"

I only have 2 and that's loud enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't my children argue quietly? Is it really so much to ask that they express their rage through the medium of mime???

With 6 between us, this is something we ask ourselves regularly!!

Red xx

I only have 2 and that's loud enough! "

Yes, only two are mine, and we've only had 5 of the 6 in the same room at one time but they are **soo bloody loud**. It makes my brain ache thinking about it

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

No rant here, one stone off since the rugrats went back to school, little fuckers must stress me out so much I over eat!

Woop, can't down the amazon today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I STILL haven't met this hottie I was going to meet almost a year ago.

I get all emotional just thinking about it *sob*"

That's just slack!

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

I have three boys, would it hurt them once to pick up after themselves, or replace the toilet roll once its finished, or or put the seat down after them, my pet hate is the toilet seat left up,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a rant.

1. Assholes on here, you know the ones that say they are '110% genuine'. Fuck you and your bullshit.

2. Slow drivers when I'm post night shift and want to get home.

3. People who don't know how to turn main beam off once turned on. Thanks for blinding me on a bend at 60mph!!

Thanks muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys pissing all round the toilet floor!! Same said boys fighting and bitching like little girls and people leaving their house in their pyjamas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boys pissing all round the toilet floor!! Same said boys fighting and bitching like little girls and people leaving their house in their pyjamas!"

Taught my son to sit down at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers...."

Depends if they are as dirty as their van

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Boys pissing all round the toilet floor!! Same said boys fighting and bitching like little girls and people leaving their house in their pyjamas!"

omg yes, i said to them when they are older im going round there homes pee all over the floor and seat, leave empty fizzy drink cans and pop bottles everywhere,

seriously why would you go out in your pjs also let your kids out shopping with you in them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....

Depends if they are as dirty as their van

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Perhaps I should get out of the bath and put my work clothes back on....

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....

Depends if they are as dirty as their van

"

yes not only do i wear all orange but i drive a big white van and yes its very dirty. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the horse you rode in on!

If you want to get something off your chest (it's still 2 days until rant day!) feel free to unburden yourself here!

(I can take it)

So whats' up?"

Nothing up here.

All good thanks OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....

Depends if they are as dirty as their van

"

I wish my wife was as dirty as....Oh wait a minute, she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok this is my take on the matter

She had weird tits and fucked like a cave person (i think thats the correct term) worst I've had and i have had some terrible shags

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By *tormMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Oh how I chuckled at that......made my day.....thank you

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

"

So a meet at Paulton's is out then

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers...."

I was one of them for six years and before that a London Motorcycle Courier for twelve.. Possibly made me one of the most hated people on London

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking white van drivers.....no, you should be fucking white van drivers....

Depends if they are as dirty as their van

Perhaps I should get out of the bath and put my work clothes back on....

"

get them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

So a meet at Paulton's is out then

S"

Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds!

Glad my kids have finally grown out of it

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

So a meet at Paulton's is out then

S

Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds!

Glad my kids have finally grown out of it

"

We've been three years in a row!! But the eldest was bored with it this year, thank fuck

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My throat hurts and I don't want to be sick any longer. I don't want to miss out on things.

Same.

Any chance of a sneaky sloe gin with a Lemsip chaser?

"

I just saw this!! Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

73 days

15 hours

21 mins......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the cunt bitch motherfucker who put me on the naughty step for 5 days. ...I forgive you ...NOT x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

WHY do I do it!? I can't wax yet (need a surgery incision to heal a little more first) so I shaved..... and now I itch and its stubbly

GRRrrRrrRrr.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

So a meet at Paulton's is out then

S

Made me laugh for a good 30 seconds!

Glad my kids have finally grown out of it

"

Hahaha everyone hates her as much as me then lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Fuck the moaning Bastards I work with, for a full 12 hour shift they moan about the same Fucking things for the 4 days they are in work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this hitch post.

Right

Time of the month, fuck you and you stomach cramps, all men look like smug bastereds right now with there saggy cock and balls they they just swing about.

And also I need chocolate which makes me fat and getting droppsies which I just feel I should have plastic plates.

Dog hair. Why! They don't scratch out side do they the little shits. Just strut about and then keep all the lose fur till there in the house.

Not wanting to go to work, staff are pissing me off, selfish the lot of em.

I kinda feel better now. Thanks x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"And the horse you rode in on!"

One of my fave sayings

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Fucking pmt and headaches!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"73 days

15 hours

21 mins......

"

That's a step too far!

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"not a rant but what possessed me to get another boxer... 1 is fun, 2 are nuts but 3 is just fucking idiotic!!!

"

Boxer lover here, I had two -awesome, three must be nuts!

1 border collie now and couldn't handle another with obsession and compulsion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good here, no complaints.

Quite fancy a fuck tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Everyone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly the same here!!! Spooky

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Fuck Everyone!!!

"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant today....

Just got a message from a guy...

Ah you're one of them women that just delete messages, you're a waste of space and give a bad name to swingers

I tried to reply but he'd already blocked me!! The reason his message got deleted was because he hadn't sent a face pic, i state it on my profile no pic then you'll get deleted....so to me he's not read my profile so he's wasting my time *grrrrrrr!!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who take their kids to school by car, but are too lazy to walk around to the nearside and open the door. Instead, letting them exit the car into the path of oncoming traffic. Fuck these stupid people who are not worthy enough to have children and shouldn't even hold a valid driving licence."

Yep, I agree with you there!!

My rant

people who contact you with "fancy a fuck babe" yup just had that one, and deleted without reading - read my profile before sending messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Everyone!!!

Yes please!

"

Anytime

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Peppa Pig.... such an annoying, spoilt little shit... needs turning into bacon asap!! Cunt

Hahahahaha!!!!! Post of the year

The hatred I feel towards that bastard!!!

George and his fucking whinging gets me, the little grunting fuckwit

Glad it isn't just me that gets infuriated by these fucking irritating swines!!

Can you throw nanny plum in there too. Annoying bitch

I actually don't know who these other characters are.... yet....

Ooh, you're gonna enter a whole new world of pain then

"
Sure Nanny Plum doubles up as Miss Rabbit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking catalonia wine mixer.... POW!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck you more

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"My rant today....

Just got a message from a guy...

Ah you're one of them women that just delete messages, you're a waste of space and give a bad name to swingers

I tried to reply but he'd already blocked me!! The reason his message got deleted was because he hadn't sent a face pic, i state it on my profile no pic then you'll get deleted....so to me he's not read my profile so he's wasting my time *grrrrrrr!!*"

Oh I've had that too.

Some guys are heroes!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck you more

"

Kelis - Fuck Them Bitches

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9L4j5WtrI

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Fuck you more

Kelis - Fuck Them Bitches

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9L4j5WtrI"

Lily Allen - fuck you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QvWj18LeU1g

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.

Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "fricken", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

.

As a transitive verb, for instance; John fucked Shirley.

As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks.

It's meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as; John's doing all the fucking work.

As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.

As a noun; I don't give a fuck.

As part of a word abso-fucking-lutely,

or in-fucking-credible.

And, as almost every word in the sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.

.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck.

As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud; I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dismay; Aw fuck it!

Trouble; I guess I'm really fucked now!

Aggression; Don't fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty; I don't understand this fucking question.

Inquiry; Who the fuck was that?

Dissatisfaction; I don't like what the fuck is going on here.

Incompetence; He's a fuck-off.

Dismissal; Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

.

With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly!

.

FUCK YOU!

.

© George Carlin

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EajieOMhZas

Fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pharaoh monch

Fuck you..

Can't even be arsed to sort out a link.

Fuck you, fuck you.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Had a lovely chillaxing (read fucking deadly) pilates class to come out and read a message from my sons MIL being fucking snippy about an idea I had for our kids 30th birthday... FFS don't ask what it is then say I can't think about that just now!!!!

Rant over

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

"Everything is going pretty well for me right now. So no major rants.

Bored of hearing about the fucking US election though, so fuck that I suppose."

Thank god! I thought I was the only one. Absolutely fucking well fed up with seeing my FB (that's Facebook btw

) news feed full of Trump this, Clinton that. I know it's very important, but I'll be really glad when it's over.

Both horrible candidates and I'm glad I don't have to choose either of them. Probably the most 'lesser of two evils' U.S Presidential election I can remember and, unfortunately, my memory goes back a fair way.

I feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.

Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "fricken", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

.

As a transitive verb, for instance; John fucked Shirley.

As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks.

It's meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as; John's doing all the fucking work.

As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.

As a noun; I don't give a fuck.

As part of a word abso-fucking-lutely,

or in-fucking-credible.

And, as almost every word in the sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.

.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck.

As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud; I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dismay; Aw fuck it!

Trouble; I guess I'm really fucked now!

Aggression; Don't fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty; I don't understand this fucking question.

Inquiry; Who the fuck was that?

Dissatisfaction; I don't like what the fuck is going on here.

Incompetence; He's a fuck-off.

Dismissal; Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

.

With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly!

.

FUCK YOU!

.

© George Carlin"

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's fixed.

It's Un de-fuck able = it can't be fixed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wednesday rant here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.

Fuck as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "fricken", which means to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

.

As a transitive verb, for instance; John fucked Shirley.

As an intransitive verb; Shirley fucks.

It's meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as; John's doing all the fucking work.

As part of an adverb; Shirley talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful.

As a noun; I don't give a fuck.

As part of a word abso-fucking-lutely,

or in-fucking-credible.

And, as almost every word in the sentence; Fuck the fucking fuckers.

.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck.

As in these examples, describing situations such as fraud; I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dismay; Aw fuck it!

Trouble; I guess I'm really fucked now!

Aggression; Don't fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty; I don't understand this fucking question.

Inquiry; Who the fuck was that?

Dissatisfaction; I don't like what the fuck is going on here.

Incompetence; He's a fuck-off.

Dismissal; Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

.

With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly!

.

FUCK YOU!

.

© George Carlin"

Well fuckin said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck is the worst word that you can say.

It's easy m'kay...

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

"Fuck is the worst word that you can say.

It's easy m'kay..."

I'd say there's one worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck is the worst word that you can say.

It's easy m'kay...

I'd say there's one worse."

M'kay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate fucking working away 2 shitty weeks with fuk all to do but wank my cock off

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

"I hate fucking working away 2 shitty weeks with fuk all to do but wank my cock off "

Sounds like a painful detachment!

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