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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Show your pass at the door or your not allowed in...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

See! There is no clique.

....or is it just that I'm not in it.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm not sure they can find the door.

The concept seems to be too abstract for a forum.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

i'm not in it either so i'll join yer clique club

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm not sure they can find the door.

The concept seems to be too abstract for a forum."

Welcome back funky... I missed your bum! Can we have a fix please?!

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

can i join please pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show your pass at the door or your not allowed in...

What does the pass look like? I think it got lost in the post or haven't I been given one..... yet

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm not sure they can find the door.

The concept seems to be too abstract for a forum.

Welcome back funky... I missed your bum! Can we have a fix please?!

Thank you DG x

Bottom as requested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See! There is no clique.

....or is it just that I'm not in it.

"
..... Why would you even want to be init

* creEps roUnd grAveyaRd * -|-

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm not sure they can find the door.

The concept seems to be too abstract for a forum.

Welcome back funky... I missed your bum! Can we have a fix please?!

Thank you DG x

Bottom as requested

Fanks! x

Now... what's this clique you talk of?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will a bj do as a pass to get me in

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"See! There is no clique.

....or is it just that I'm not in it.

..... Why would you even want to be init

* creEps roUnd grAveyaRd * -|-"

You get free nibbles and a 10% discount at Lidl.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Show your pass at the door or your not allowed in...

What does the pass look like? I think it got lost in the post or haven't I been given one..... yet

I'll make sure you get given one personally.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'd never join a clique that would have me as a member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show your pass at the door or your not allowed in...

What does the pass look like? I think it got lost in the post or haven't I been given one..... yet

I'll make sure you get given one personally.

Oh goody

*bounces out of control*

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'd never join a clique that would have me as a member

You get 20% off new shoes as well...

Sure I can't tempt you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been one for clique's. I'm a one off and prefer to be that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will join.

there that will empty your club for you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'd never join a clique that would have me as a member

You get 20% off new shoes as well...

Sure I can't tempt you?

You can tempt me any day hun, oh and the 20% as well

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Mmmmm. There's some people in here I didn't realise were members.

I'm off to start my own clique!

So there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm. There's some people in here I didn't realise were members.

I'm off to start my own clique!

So there!

May I join you? Pretty pleeeeeeeasssee

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"Will a bj do as a pass to get me in

You're welcome in any time Jack, but if you're offering

lol

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay, I'm back

The other clique was too cliquey for me.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can't find the metaphorical door to get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, I'm back

The other clique was too cliquey for me. "

It's that cliquey there is only one person in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do i get a pass from lol.........

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I can't find the metaphorical door to get out.

OMG! Its a trap! We've been caught here by the forum illuminati to be disposed of like dogs!

I told you they were real!!!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Okay, I'm back

The other clique was too cliquey for me.

It's that cliquey there is only one person in it

Yeah, and I didn't like him much

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can't find the metaphorical door to get out.

Apparently you can check out but you can never leave!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm. There's some people in here I didn't realise were members.

I'm off to start my own clique!

So there!

see what I mean, I join and everyone pisses off

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Shhhhhh!

First rule of the forum clique: don't talk about the forum clique!

Second rule of the forum clique: don't talk about the forum clique!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"Mmmmm. There's some people in here I didn't realise were members.

I'm off to start my own clique!

So there!

see what I mean, I join and everyone pisses off

We could form an anti-clique!!!!!!!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Mmmmm. There's some people in here I didn't realise were members.

I'm off to start my own clique!

So there!

see what I mean, I join and everyone pisses off

We could form an anti-clique!!!!!!!!"

Shhhhhh!

First rule of the anti-forum clique: don't talk about the anti-forum clique!

Second rule of the forum anti-clique: don't talk about the anti-forum clique!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I'll get me coat!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'll get me coat!"

Have you pulled?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"I'll get me coat!

Have you pulled?

Pulled a muscle in my cut and paste fingeri think!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I don't have a pass. Can I flash me tits and arse instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i join i have never been in one yet xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *"

Let me out!! I don't want to see this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *"

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

Why haven't I been told about this....

Don't you want be to be a member then

Well I don't care I'm joining in regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why haven't I been told about this....

Don't you want be to be a member then

Well I don't care I'm joining in regardless

See above post xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck the pass, am ramraiding the door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

door what door :P

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

The Green Door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Green Door...

I dont know what they doin but they laugh a lot behind the............. xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"The Green Door...

That is simply the best forum based Shakin Stevens impersonation I have ever seen bar none!!!

Kudos old chum!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *

xx"

Mwah ha ha hah ha ha

Cue lightening and organ music....

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"The Green Door...

I dont know what they doin but they laugh a lot behind the............. xx

...there's an old piano and they play it hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *

Mwah ha ha hah ha ha

Cue lightening and organ music...."

Ya can play my organ anytime xxx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *

Mwah ha ha hah ha ha

Cue lightening and organ music....

Ya can play my organ anytime xxx

i just had to wipe the screen ,splurty tea moment!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *

Mwah ha ha hah ha ha

Cue lightening and organ music....

Ya can play my organ anytime xxx

i just had to wipe the screen ,splurty tea moment!

at least it was only the tea that was splurting!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"How many forumites do you need to shag to join ?

Just me xx

*Closes and locks door *

Mwah ha ha hah ha ha

Cue lightening and organ music....

Ya can play my organ anytime xxx

i just had to wipe the screen ,splurty tea moment!

Mental floss required!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"door what door :P

ur back door! heeheehehe

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Anybody know anymore Shaky numbers?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Anybody know anymore Shaky numbers?"

This Old House needs a new Green Door

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Anybody know anymore Shaky numbers?

This Old House needs a new Green Door

WOW it's a Shakey mash-up. Kickin!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Anybody know anymore Shaky numbers?

This Old House needs a new Green Door

WOW it's a Shakey mash-up. Kickin!!!

Supplied by whatsername... you know her thats her... Oh Julie

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

pass must be lost in the post will me boobs do insteasd

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"pass must be lost in the post will me boobs do insteasd"

That will do nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/11 14:33:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pass must be lost in the post will me boobs do insteasd"

yes but you have to check them in at the cloakroom

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I thought it was show your ASS at the door

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well as i got nothing better to do might go and hunt my pass out

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Very ironic... I'm saying nothing..

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Neither is anyone else

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I'm scared. Is that pitchforks I can hear?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

who forgot to send me a pass

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my pass.. thanks vicci boy! xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"who forgot to send me a pass

Just do what vicci does and show your ass

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ahhh is it that easy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"ahhh is it that easy

You're in

wherever or whatever in is

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Show your pass at the door or your not allowed in...

Is that a silent 'p'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so funny! guess I'm not in the clique then

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

[Removed by poster at 04/05/11 16:56:03]

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

so funny! guess I'm not in the clique then

Only if you are ignored by rest of cliche generally speaking....I'm forming one of my own. Calling it the lead balloon gang. We are generally the ones left hanging on the end of a thread. Going to start holding events where we can meet called party poopers.......

will there be streamers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I be the Grand Pooper then lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Oh hell that clique was started ages ago. I can kill threads at 500 paces, just look at todays killings, bit like fabsummer murders

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

so funny! guess I'm not in the clique then

Only if you are ignored by rest of clique generally speaking....I'm forming one of my own. Calling it the lead balloon gang. We are generally the ones left hanging on the end of a thread. Going to start holding events where we can meet called party poopers.......

ooops!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Hang on! Hang on!

If we are ALL in the clique then who the hell are we moaning about all the time!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Hang on! Hang on!

If we are ALL in the clique then who the hell are we moaning about all the time!

did i say i was moaning lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"May I be the Grand Pooper then lol

This is not an appropriate place to discuss ant medical problems you may have.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hang on! Hang on!

If we are ALL in the clique then who the hell are we moaning about all the time!

Whats a clique?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Hang on! Hang on!

If we are ALL in the clique then who the hell are we moaning about all the time!

Me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I be the Grand Pooper then lol

This is not an appropriate place to discuss ant medical problems you may have.

Damn I thought this was the only clique I could discuss my problems openly

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Oh hell that clique was started ages ago. I can kill threads at 500 paces, just look at todays killings, bit like fabsummer murders"

hm...maybe I spot a recruit then....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"May I be the Grand Pooper then lol

This is not an appropriate place to discuss ant medical problems you may have.

Damn I thought this was the only clique I could discuss my problems openly

You can get cream for Grand Poops

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Oh hell that clique was started ages ago. I can kill threads at 500 paces, just look at todays killings, bit like fabsummer murders

hm...maybe I spot a recruit then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"May I be the Grand Pooper then lol

This is not an appropriate place to discuss ant medical problems you may have.

Damn I thought this was the only clique I could discuss my problems openly

Lol good luck x x hehe

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked..."

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked..."

Sorry, only the party poopers are allowed outside. We have the doors covered. Stole a few pitchforks......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

Sorry, only the party poopers are allowed outside. We have the doors covered. Stole a few pitchforks......

sorrry I meant a fag!-back in 2mins....not much different from the shag i suppose hehe

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over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

Sorry, only the party poopers are alloIwed outside. We have the doors covered. Stole a few pitchforks......

sorrry I meant a fag!-back in 2mins....not much different from the shag i suppose hehe"

I can only applaud such honesty and courage.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've just Google clique and apparently it's the noise made by two snooker balls in a sock...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!"

Don't shout at me or I'll cry

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

Don't shout at me or I'll cry"

oh no dont cry .... runs for tissue's lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I've just Google clique and apparently it's the noise made by two snooker balls in a sock... "

Exactly

enough said....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

Don't shout at me or I'll cry

oh no dont cry .... runs for tissue's lol

Can I have a cuddle as well please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

Don't shout at me or I'll cry

oh no dont cry .... runs for tissue's lol

Can I have a cuddle as well please

aaawwwwwww big hugs xxxxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

Don't shout at me or I'll cry

oh no dont cry .... runs for tissue's lol

Can I have a cuddle as well please

aaawwwwwww big hugs xxxxx"

, works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

Don't shout at me or I'll cry

oh no dont cry .... runs for tissue's lol

Can I have a cuddle as well please

aaawwwwwww big hugs xxxxx

, works every time

ur only crying cos uve gagged on me.....wipe those tears away am comin back in!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"will i get shunned oot the kleek for going oot for a shag...I'll stay if am asked...

what the ??? is a kleek and the way my life is at the moment a shag

see yer at this spelling malarky ffs, ok CLIQUE....bloody dunno why I joined this now!!!

Don't shout at me or I'll cry

oh no dont cry .... runs for tissue's lol

Can I have a cuddle as well please

aaawwwwwww big hugs xxxxx

, works every time

ur only crying cos uve gagged on me.....wipe those tears away am comin back in!!!!"

sniff..... well at least this time you gave me a warni..........

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over a year ago

back after my fag....can i still come in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show your pass at the door or your not allowed in...

think the p was a mistake?

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