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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!

Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!

Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...

Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much my sexual organs, but I always find a jumper or coat always has a warming effect too when I'm cold!

Thank me later

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Non-sexual uses, you say?

Hmmm... have to think about that...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My boobs make wonderful cushions when I'm hugging distressed female clients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found that mine is useful for getting rid urine from my body.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My boobs make wonderful cushions when I'm hugging distressed female clients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much my sexual organs, but I always find a jumper or coat always has a warming effect too when I'm cold!

Thank me later "

Could knit a little sweater for your sexual organs, too. What size are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use mine to get rid of urine on the odd occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a honcho at the ready for the colder weeks

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I've got a honcho at the ready for the colder weeks "

Do you make him cuddle you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boobs make wonderful cushions when I'm hugging distressed female clients."

I'm feeling distressed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much my sexual organs, but I always find a jumper or coat always has a warming effect too when I'm cold!

Thank me later

Could knit a little sweater for your sexual organs, too. What size are you? "

Ha, not sure about the OP, but you wouldn't need much wool for my willy-warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't it make you colder by taking blood flow away from your extremities?

I use my boobs to warm my hands sometimes but it only really works if you're braless.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

I use my boobs to warm my hands sometimes but it only really works if you're braless."

I'm always braless, so I'll happily step-up to test your theory about your boobs...

Mr ddc

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mts two's boobs work wonders when warming my hands up. She tends to use my balls to warm up her hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!

Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!

Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...

Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?"

So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it make you colder by taking blood flow away from your extremities?

I use my boobs to warm my hands sometimes but it only really works if you're braless."

If my cock was big enough to deprive my major organs of blood that would be awesome, other than the fact that my cock could kill me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!

Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!

Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...

Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?

So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ... "

Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!

Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!

Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...

Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?

So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...

Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation "

Of course yes ..it was just for the warmth best way ...only very uncomfortable i bet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!

Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!

Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...

Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?

So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...

Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation

Of course yes ..it was just for the warmth best way ...only very uncomfortable i bet "

Not uncomfortable at all! It wasn't rock solid, just hard enough to provide a nice big warm cushion on my thigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold in my office as the bastards won't put the heating on yet but I have discovered a workaround!

Basically, I have found that if I look on the forum and view some profiles, I'll get a bit of a hard on, which then feels nice and warm when resting against my leg!

Hey presto, problem (semi) solved... as long as I'm not expected to stand up from my desk...

Has anyone else found other useful non-sexual purposes for their sexual organs?

So you have a hard on most of the day no doubt to keep you warm ...

Of course, I stay aroused mainly for warmth preservation

Of course yes ..it was just for the warmth best way ...only very uncomfortable i bet

Not uncomfortable at all! It wasn't rock solid, just hard enough to provide a nice big warm cushion on my thigh "

Well thats ok then

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