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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

#The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bollocks to that, even my most casual fb gets cuddled!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Actually that sounds more like one of those free prostitutes someone mentioned.....(ducks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no views or opinions on this subject whatsoever.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have no views or opinions on this subject whatsoever. "

Talk of the devil.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 4 8 9 and ten are shite, I wouldn't sign that without negotiating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollocks to that, even my most casual fb gets cuddled! "

Maybe some rules are made to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said spooning was strictly off limits, the other day!

No spooning = no sex, for me!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bollocks to that, even my most casual fb gets cuddled!

Maybe some rules are made to be broken "

All of yours dear!!!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

if it works for you OP great as for my take on FWB relationships your rules are to cold for my personal tastes and of coarse for my play partners tastes to by default .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sorry but no one is getting inside my knickers unless they can be seen in public spaces with me....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

To be honest those 'commandments' seem more appropriate for a (and I dislike the term) fuck buddy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollocks to that, even my most casual fb gets cuddled!

Maybe some rules are made to be broken

All of yours dear!!!

"

its not my rules, mines are more submissive

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules

To be honest those 'commandments' seem more appropriate for a (and I dislike the term) fuck buddy..

"

Sounds more like 'a fuck' to me - how is someone any kind of buddy if you cannot even have a text conversation with them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the friendship in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im glad I'm not the only one here. Op, is treat that as a draft.

Get back to work on it and return with something better.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

Thou shall go fuck thyself then.

H

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules

To be honest those 'commandments' seem more appropriate for a (and I dislike the term) fuck buddy..

Sounds more like 'a fuck' to me - how is someone any kind of buddy if you cannot even have a text conversation with them!!"

I agree, I've read threads where fuck buddy's only talk / communicate to arrange the frolic s, after that nothing until the next occasion, seems a strange dynamic to me , each to own. A friend with benefits in my opinion is the opposite of these 'commandments'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clinical springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks to that, even my most casual fb gets cuddled!

Maybe some rules are made to be broken "

I would break all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im glad I'm not the only one here. Op, is treat that as a draft.

Get back to work on it and return with something better. "

Or keep it as it is, but call it something different because that ain't a FWB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if we had to follow all/many of them a wank is preferable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im glad I'm not the only one here. Op, is treat that as a draft.

Get back to work on it and return with something better.

Or keep it as it is, but call it something different because that ain't a FWB."

Your right, Where is the friend?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Bollocks to that, even my most casual fb gets cuddled!

Maybe some rules are made to be broken

I would break all of them "

Yep....Us too..

H

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i seem to have broken a few commandments. Me breaking rules?? Who'd have thought it???

There's a difference between fb and fwb in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That seems to be the worlds shittest FWB arrangement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post ."

Nobody has disrespected him.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him."

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense. "

So you're asking us to show more respect in the posts we haven't made. Got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense. "

Your opinion is wrong then. Just like number his number 3 rule.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense.

So you're asking us to show more respect in the posts we haven't made. Got it. "

no I'm reminding everyone he's entitled to his opinion and has been brave in the fact he throw it out there ,so the sycophants are reminded of the fact honesty is not a crime before one of them forgets that fact which often happens in the made rush to lick arse on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the last thing this sounds is friendly.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Well if any ladies would like a FWB ... That is the opposite of these commandments.. Give me a nudge

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Text

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for voyers

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-rub and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall allow friskyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense.

So you're asking us to show more respect in the posts we haven't made. Got it.

no I'm reminding everyone he's entitled to his opinion and has been brave in the fact he throw it out there ,so the sycophants are reminded of the fact honesty is not a crime before one of them forgets that fact which often happens in the made rush to lick arse on here "

You're 'reminding' people who haven't tried to deny him his opinion that he's entitled to his opinion. How strange.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense.

Your opinion is wrong then. Just like number his number 3 rule. "

no fella no ones opinion is wrong his or mine or yours as long as their ones true opinion that is

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

Your telling me this never happens in your rule book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no views or opinions on this subject whatsoever.

Talk of the devil..... "

I'll have you know I've recently enrolled at the Fab finishing, sorry indoctrination, school for the Wayward and Inappropriate.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules

To be honest those 'commandments' seem more appropriate for a (and I dislike the term) fuck buddy..

"

My thoughts too

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense.

So you're asking us to show more respect in the posts we haven't made. Got it.

no I'm reminding everyone he's entitled to his opinion and has been brave in the fact he throw it out there ,so the sycophants are reminded of the fact honesty is not a crime before one of them forgets that fact which often happens in the made rush to lick arse on here "

I'm confused fella.. I'm disagreeing with his definition .. as you did .. so am I licking your arse or his ...

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

Shat complete bollocks:

#1: what do you mean by "love"?

#2 m: bollocks; I text regularly about all sorts of things: rarely about sex, actually

#3. " Date?" Depends what you mean; but usually go to shows, exhibitions, days out, art events, meals etc with FWB

#4. Why not?

#5. Agree. I and my FWBs mostly have several relationships

#6. Yes; links to #5.

#7.no idea what that means.

#8: Rubbish; it's part of it. As are PDAs ( Public displays of Affection )

#9: my FWBs are actual freinds ( clue in the name; F for freind)

#10. No chance.

You are not describing an FWB, nor even a FB, just someone you know, who you sometimes fuck. All rather cold and impersonal to my taste.

And FWB is just that ; a freind, with whom you share all sorts of things, and which includes ( lots of) sex.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"ok I can see this post becoming a shit fest already look the OP has openly stated what he thinks the rules of a FWB should be for him to play .

he has been super honest here which should be respected in my opinion so for those reasons people can we please show a little bit more respect in some of your thoughts on his post .

Nobody has disrespected him.

not yet but its building up towards it in my opinion as every one piles in trying to look good at his expense. "

Ok, but as has been pointed out the OP's list is more fb than fwb. Just calling it what it is and it isn't Fwb. Show me what shouts "friend" in his list?

I go dancing, shopping, drinking, lunching with my friends, I have also slept with some of them in the past that's more how I see an fwb, maybe at the extreme end before "relationship" I grant you but I see the "friend" part whether it be as above or whatever can be managed as pretty important, without that its fb in my book.

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sycophant? Is that an elephant who has a split personality? Because I've not seen any of them posting on the forums.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Sycophant? Is that an elephant who has a split personality? Because I've not seen any of them posting on the forums. "

get some glasses fella and use the green button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sycophant? Is that an elephant who has a split personality? Because I've not seen any of them posting on the forums.

get some glasses fella and use the green button "

Am I missing something? You'll need to point it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all assuming that the list of rules posted by the OP is actually his rules? He may have meant it tongue in cheek.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like there's no 'friendship' there.

I:

- Feel the same way about my friends as I do my lovers.

- Text my friends and my lovers.

- Go on dates with friends and lovers.

- Introduce my friends to other friends I think they'd like.

- Never make them feel like I'm just using them until something better comes along.

- You've got me there - I don't do jealousy.

- Wouldn't ever refer to another human as a 'back up'.

- Cuddle my friends and my lovers.

- Think all the people I sleep with are actually my friends. (Except those I pay for sex.)

- Think your rules suck.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Seems like there's no 'friendship' there.

I:

- Feel the same way about my friends as I do my lovers.

- Text my friends and my lovers.

- Go on dates with friends and lovers.

- Introduce my friends to other friends I think they'd like.

- Never make them feel like I'm just using them until something better comes along.

- You've got me there - I don't do jealousy.

- Wouldn't ever refer to another human as a 'back up'.

- Cuddle my friends and my lovers.

- Think all the people I sleep with are actually my friends. (Except those I pay for sex.)

- Think your rules suck."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

Keep taking the tablets. Or is that #11?

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Utter rubbish!!

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


" #The Application#

Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits

Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends

Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships

Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous

Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB

Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle

Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend

Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules"

Hmmm needs revising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 4 8 9 and ten are shite, I wouldn't sign that without negotiating. "

It's all shite imho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commandment #11. Don't presume that you can write rules for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we all assuming that the list of rules posted by the OP is actually his rules? He may have meant it tongue in cheek.

Mrs"

Yes indeed, Need to work on my Communication on here !!!!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Seems like there's no 'friendship' there.

I:

- Feel the same way about my friends as I do my lovers.

- Text my friends and my lovers.

- Go on dates with friends and lovers.

- Introduce my friends to other friends I think they'd like.

- Never make them feel like I'm just using them until something better comes along.

- You've got me there - I don't do jealousy.

- Wouldn't ever refer to another human as a 'back up'.

- Cuddle my friends and my lovers.

- Think all the people I sleep with are actually my friends. (Except those I pay for sex.)

- Think your rules suck."

Just about spot on.

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that.

But sounds like bollocks to me.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Friends with benefits?

Sounds like some grotesque C5 'documentary' following the lives misbegotten chavs in receipt of Employment Support Allowance who meet up on a Thursday. FOR SWINGING. SPONGING BASTARDS. FUCKING AT YOUR EXPENSE!!!

EYE RATING: - DISGUSTING!

Maybe.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Friends with benefits?

Sounds like some grotesque C5 'documentary' following the lives misbegotten chavs in receipt of Employment Support Allowance who meet up on a Thursday. FOR SWINGING. SPONGING BASTARDS. FUCKING AT YOUR EXPENSE!!!

EYE RATING: - DISGUSTING!

Maybe.

"

Good point;

None of my freinds are on benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ommandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it’s a Sext

"

There's a few I text on here that I've fucked and keep in touch with and rarely ever is it a Sext....

Personally.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

What tossery.

My FWB has become one of my best mates. We text everyday, going on a date tomorrow, cuddle, open with each other about other conquests and have cracking sex. I nearly fell for him at the beginning but worked him out and a relationship with him is the last thing I'd want.

As it suggests, we're friends with benefits not cold lumps of flesh

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