FabSwingers.com forum: Before sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last night I offered Marjorie abit of sex. She said after her chicken sandwich. After her chicken sandwich she went to sleep. So basically I was swapped for a chicken sandwich! What would you swap for sex?

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would swap it to haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bowl of stew and dumplings. Followed by a creme brulee.

YUMMY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt swap sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My football team getting promotion or sex? Easy answer - I'm off to the game!

A nice relaxing beach holiday with turquoise seas and a warm breeze? Put your FooFoo away, I'm off to get some sand between my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have swapped it for sleep this weekend....

Ha!

Who am I kidding!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got swapped for a nice italian last week (meal not woman)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and id swap sex for a lot of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldnt swap sex

this is the only reply I could understand.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I would swap it to haribos

That's a major announcement

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

"A big bowl of stew and dumplings. Followed by a creme brulee.

YUMMY!!

xx"

I like that

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

But maybe for a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bowl of stew and dumplings. Followed by a creme brulee.

YUMMY!!

I like that

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ive got stew & dumplings on the go for tea

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Swap sex for something else..

Why???

Some people are just a little odd at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swap sex for something else..

Why???

Some people are just a little odd at times.

I completely agree. Definitely not a chicken sandwich. A ham sandwich maybe.

Then again, no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swap sex for something else..

Why???

Some people are just a little odd at times.

I completely agree. Definitely not a chicken sandwich. A ham sandwich maybe.

Then again, no."

The ham sandwich was already on offer lol

Betty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My football team getting promotion or sex? Easy answer - I'm off to the game!

A nice relaxing beach holiday with turquoise seas and a warm breeze? Put your FooFoo away, I'm off to get some sand between my toes

God if it helped Sunderland to stay up I would

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cadburys creme egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK so was on a promise at 5pm Betty said she'd be waiting in bed for me when I got in from work...

She was but fast asleep so I started to wake her up you know all sexy like, she says I'm sleepy and turned her back on me, so I tried again you know what she said........CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!!

Omfg!

Now she's snoaring away....what's a girl to do now I ask you

Marjorie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night I offered Marjorie abit of sex. She said after her chicken sandwich. After her chicken sandwich she went to sleep. So basically I was swapped for a chicken sandwich! What would you swap for sex?

Betty

A bar of galaxy chocholate and a packet of frazzles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betty

A bar of galaxy chocholate and a packet of frazzles

A bar of cadburys fruit and nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swap sex for something else..

Why???

Some people are just a little odd at times.

I completely agree. Definitely not a chicken sandwich. A ham sandwich maybe.

Then again, no.

The ham sandwich was already on offer lol

Betty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd only swap sex for a kiss, cuddle and a bit of light mutual masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duh...bacon!

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Most stuff. My libido is notoriously rubbish. I need to work on that.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A plum pie

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"OK so was on a promise at 5pm Betty said she'd be waiting in bed for me when I got in from work...

She was but fast asleep so I started to wake her up you know all sexy like, she says I'm sleepy and turned her back on me, so I tried again you know what she said........CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!!

Omfg

Now she's snoaring away....what's a girl to do now I ask you

Marjorie "

That really did make me chuckle

Nita

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"OK so was on a promise at 5pm Betty said she'd be waiting in bed for me when I got in from work...

She was but fast asleep so I started to wake her up you know all sexy like, she says I'm sleepy and turned her back on me, so I tried again you know what she said........CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!!

Omfg!

Now she's snoaring away....what's a girl to do now I ask you

Marjorie "

Strap on a strap-on, lube it up and teach her who's boss lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now, I'd swap sex for being cured of the lurgy.

-Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got swapped for a game of golf a week ago..fuckin golf!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now, I'd swap sex for being cured of the lurgy. "

My lurgy's not that bad yet, but getting there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I love sex but then I love Haribo Tangfastics.

So I will compromise and eat them off a lady while having sex

Yeah that works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wellas i rarely get that rare thing called SEX, i have plenty of time for other stuff, so no need for me to ever swap!!!

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