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By *torm OP   Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Been entrusted with my niece and nephew for the night,in bed all quiet,sound I thought,time to chill,sat down,got comfy,then some fucking halfwit walks down the street giving it max volume with a creepy laugh,stops,turns,loOKs then carries on,he gone but kids awake and scared silly now,any idear how to calm being a complete novice....apart from batter the teat. ..cheers

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By *torm OP   Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Should have mentioned,halfwit had a clown mask on oddly????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idk, i'd give them cuddles, get them back in bed, tck them in.

then i would try and tell/read them a story that would make them laugh and hope forget about the creepy clown.

if that doesn't work i'd have them come watch tv/imnternet and fall asleep on the sofa where they feel safe coz an adult is around.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Should have mentioned,halfwit had a clown mask on oddly????"

It's the creepy clown craze .

Moved from the US

It's very disturbing ......

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idk what happened to my spelling, i'm tired.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just tell them to settle down again and that it was just a silly person playing a game.

Sing a lullaby (depending on age) or read a story (age dependent, again).

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Some warm milk and a nice bedtime story. Or a bit of quiet music.

Bloody creepy clown craze. I blame t'internets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have mentioned,halfwit had a clown mask on oddly????

It's the creepy clown craze .

Moved from the US

It's very disturbing ......

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/07/creepy-clown-sightings-craze-speads-britain?"

My hairdresser mentioned this yesterday. Some folk eh

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A nice off the cuff bedtime story , works a treat

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

It's seriously worrying; and not at all a harmless prank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just tell them to settle down again and that it was just a silly person playing a game.

Sing a lullaby (depending on age) or read a story (age dependent, again).

"

Read a story avert the mind to sumthing else have a cuddle and lay with them for a bit

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

If the clown comes back call the police and tell them you're going for the juggler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's everywhere on social media, paint faced cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's seriously worrying; and not at all a harmless prank."
they're now going around with knives and weapons

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We had a clown thing in Northampton a couple of years ago, it was quite disturbing for my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the clown comes back call the police and tell them you're going for the juggler. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been entrusted with my niece and nephew for the night,in bed all quiet,sound I thought,time to chill,sat down,got comfy,then some fucking halfwit walks down the street giving it max volume with a creepy laugh,stops,turns,loOKs then carries on,he gone but kids awake and scared silly now,any idear how to calm being a complete novice....apart from batter the teat. ..cheers"

As Peter Kaye said don't be worried about the ones outside it's the lunitics on the wardrobe you've got to be worried about!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

give them a double brandy...not the good stuff though- too young to know the difference

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I had no idea about this clown thing

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Hope they have settled back down again now OP. I'd heard about the clown think in america but didn't think there were copycats over here.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I had no idea about this clown thing "

McDonalds have been doing it for years

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Some of the typo's on this thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God I have a fear of clowns!

As others have said it's all about distraction and letting them know they are safe. Put happy thoughts in their heads instead of creepy clowns!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Been entrusted with my niece and nephew for the night,in bed all quiet,sound I thought,time to chill,sat down,got comfy,then some fucking halfwit walks down the street giving it max volume with a creepy laugh,stops,turns,loOKs then carries on,he gone but kids awake and scared silly now,any idear how to calm being a complete novice....apart from batter the teat. ..cheers"

batter the teat ?

what ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The kids won't have known it was a clown.

If the laugh woke them and the person went on their way.

So tell them the truth. It was a person laughing too loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope they have settled back down again now OP. I'd heard about the clown think in america but didn't think there were copycats over here."

there was a clown on top of morrisons here last night, so i heard.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"We had a clown thing in Northampton a couple of years ago, it was quite disturbing for my kids "

Yep that's why my daughter is scared of them,she once came in screaming I wondered what the heck was going on.

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