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Kids inuendos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got to laugh at some of the things my girls come out with.

Just laid on my bed. (Clothed) had 1 jump on my back. Then other jump on her. And go b is riding a and a is riding daddy.

So what other things have people kids come out with

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

In one week, one said "Mum he wants to lick my pussy!" (talking about a toy cat).

And then later when I asked if one had put his seatbelt on, he looked at it and said "Yep I've got my big black strap on".

In front of his teacher a while back in school, he dived between my legs to run off and shouted "Mum you really should keep your legs shut!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In one week, one said "Mum he wants to lick my pussy!" (talking about a toy cat).

And then later when I asked if one had put his seatbelt on, he looked at it and said "Yep I've got my big black strap on".

In front of his teacher a while back in school, he dived between my legs to run off and shouted "Mum you really should keep your legs shut!" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Both min use to call my car black man. Little 1 use to run round nursery saying my dad has a black man. Got told not to let them call it that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "Miss! When is it my turn to blow the monkey?" at work the other day. How I kept a straight face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had "Miss! When is it my turn to blow the monkey?" at work the other day. How I kept a straight face..."

Bet you didn't after you left room x

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