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"So hard to get a shag around here... "I know, it's so frustrating. | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! " Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way | |||
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"It's not Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason "OMG what do you take me for? | |||
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"patience is key...... ** shag's right acknowledged""" View can I shag you? | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way "Im newish too snd i know exactly what you mean. I think you live close to me too x  | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way "Pffft if you're new then so am I | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Wanking is way better | |||
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"Stop being so picky
Miss"Moi picky? Someone told me I was picky the other day? | |||
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"It's not Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason "Ahhh so that's why they were invented! Always wondered about that one! | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Wanking is way better"Definitely more convenient in a busy lifestyle.  | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Because you are one of thoose annoying women with standards. Turn your filters off, say yes to the first message, job done | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
I know, it's so frustrating. "Oh like you would have a problem. 
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! " This ^  | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because you are one of thoose annoying women with standards. Turn your filters off, say yes to the first message, job done "Hahahahaha come on Bike I'll drop them for you | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "I dunno cheeky, I mean I really thought when I signed up they're be banging my door down with their 9 inch cocks *sigh*  | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
I dunno cheeky, I mean I really thought when I signed up they're be banging my door down with their 9 inch cocks *sigh* "I know right | |||
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"Lack of pictures " Is that my problem you reckon? | |||
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"It's not Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason
Ahhh so that's why they were invented! Always wondered about that one! "Bio degrable too so you'd be getting fucked, he'd be happy his dicks wet and it's all environmentally friendly Win win! | |||
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"Stop being so picky
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Moi picky? Someone told me I was picky the other day? "Was that because you turned them down? Beard | |||
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"Stop being so picky
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Moi picky? Someone told me I was picky the other day?
Was that because you turned them down?
Beard"No one of my friends said the other day | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "shagging is overrated | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Come see us x | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... shagging is overrated "Bloody isn't! | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because you are one of thoose annoying women with standards. Turn your filters off, say yes to the first message, job done
Hahahahaha come on Bike I'll drop them for you "Awesome. Now get your arse off here and down to Herfordshire as no way I;m going near Brum. And can you book a hotel on your way as I don;t accomodate. Sorted, told you it was easy! | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads" Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "It's probably you | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Just a shag, or a spectacular shag? | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
It's probably you "Thanks | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Just a shag, or a spectacular shag? "A spectacular one | |||
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"Seriously  "Hello | |||
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"Yep. Too fussy "Ah well never mind | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Just a shag, or a spectacular shag?
A spectacular one "They're rare, but possible! | |||
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Hello "Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away  | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Just a shag, or a spectacular shag?
A spectacular one
They're rare, but possible! "I know I believe in Miracles | |||
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"Seriously
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Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away "lol they come 3 at a time then nothing lol | |||
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"Seriously
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Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away "How remote was the cottage | |||
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"If something is worth having it's worth waiting for "Nailed it! | |||
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"you just wanted a look at me thread didnt you cheekychops "I did I'm not ashamed to admit it | |||
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"If something is worth having it's worth waiting for "Very true | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Wanking is way better"Wanna hand? | |||
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"go bi, you will be clit deep by lunchtime....." Think my wife would disagree with you on that | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago " She's just yet another attention seeker . . . . .  | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Wanking is way better"Yeah thanks for that image!! Git!!   | |||
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"Seriously
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Me and a female friend had a cottage last night and I only got like 1 message when I asked for someone to come over. I can't give sex away
How remote was the cottage "It wasn't too remote!  | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads" Bloody upstarts coming on here and moaning... | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago She's just yet another attention seeker . . . . . "Looks that way. Offered my services she said no. | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads Bloody upstarts coming on here and moaning... " I know bloody moaners | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago She's just yet another attention seeker . . . . .
Looks that way. Offered my services she said no. "She's probably a guy don't worry about it | |||
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"Try flashing your flange and shout 'fancy a fuck' 86.764478096 % success rate guaranteed "I'm going to try that trick | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads Wouldnt have thought so. It says she joined over a year ago She's just yet another attention seeker . . . . .
Looks that way. Offered my services she said no.
She's probably a guy don't worry about it " | |||
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"Its because your shy and demure miss cheeky the guys are scared to corrupt you "You reckon | |||
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"Its because your shy and demure miss cheeky the guys are scared to corrupt you
You reckon "I'm no dinner from Pinner but I'd corrupt u miss cheeky no qualms | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Go on then, when are you free? | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Go on then, when are you free? "damn.... | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Go on then, when are you free? "I bet you say that to all the ladies submit your application and I'll see if it's worthy of being shortlisted | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Well if you would just give me your address you would find ut wasnt so hard Well actually it would be | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Go on then, when are you free?
I bet you say that to all the ladies submit your application and I'll see if it's worthy of being shortlisted "I've got my own shortlist of lovely forum ladies so we'll see if you make my list first | |||
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"Is this 1 of them newbie threads Bloody upstarts coming on here and moaning... I know bloody moaners "It you newbies...coming here expecting the earth and every cock on it to be beating down your door  | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Go on then, when are you free?
I bet you say that to all the ladies submit your application and I'll see if it's worthy of being shortlisted
I've got my own shortlist of lovely forum ladies so we'll see if you make my list first "Touché my dear Watson touché that's fine I have my big girl pants on | |||
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember." LMFAO | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Because there's a very limited pool to pick from (within a reasonable distance at least). | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because there's a very limited pool to pick from (within a reasonable distance at least)."Starts running to Hampshire! | |||
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember." I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'. | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because there's a very limited pool to pick from (within a reasonable distance at least).
Starts running to Hampshire! "keep running north Lincolnshire is only s hop skip and a train ride awsy lol | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Because there's a very limited pool to pick from (within a reasonable distance at least)."Ain't that the truth? ! | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way "Welcome Miss Newbie
You will go to the bad burny fire for that fib Miss Cheeky | |||
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember. I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'. "I keep trying but Kylie never appears. | |||
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember. I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'.
I keep trying but Kylie never appears."mmmmm Kylie..... | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way
Welcome Miss Newbie
You will go to the bad burny fire for that fib Miss Cheeky " | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here... "Your profiles say "not meeting at the moment" that won't help & you need more pics..... I'm not likely to shag a pair of shoes to be honest.. | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! Yeah that's true I'm new around here and so just finding my way
Welcome Miss Newbie
You will go to the bad burny fire for that fib Miss Cheeky well your near Dudley I in edgbaston but don't believe your that desperate
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember." For Christ sake just don't say beetle juice 3 times | |||
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"So hard to get a shag around here...
Your profiles say "not meeting at the moment" that won't help
& you need more pics.....
I'm not likely to shag a pair of shoes to be honest.. "Ahhh well | |||
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"Easy to get *a* shag, getting a shag off someone you want is the hard part! " Nailed it, 10 points to Gryffindor that's the answer | |||
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"It's not Just aotumatically open your legs to the first guy that messaged you today Who cAres what he looks like a fucks a fucks and paper bags were invented for a reason
And bio-degradable
Ahhh so that's why they were invented! Always wondered about that one! " | |||
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember." I thought it was Biggie Smalls!  | |||
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"I heard a rumour that if you stand in front of the mirror and say "I want a shag" 3 times, your dream shag appears......or was that Candyman I can never remember. I tried that. Once the mist had cleared the message read 'Don't count on it'. " | |||
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"Well this has passed a few hours "Probably killed more time than a shag would have done. | |||
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"Well this has passed a few hours
Probably killed more time than a shag would have done. "Probably | |||
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"I believe they are found living on craggy outcrops and cliff tops "I guess that's why it's hard to find one  | |||
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"patience is key...... ** shag's right acknowledged""" Yes and that is right it is all about having patience lol. | |||
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