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By *oynextdoorx OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterlee

Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I couldn't read this without laughing.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I had a problem with one ball being bigger than the other..

I saw my dr and he said that he'd need to examine them.. The first one I got out was about the size of a cantaloupe melon, the dr started laughing and pointing..

"right" I said, "if you can't be professional, I'm not getting the big one out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this seriously a question

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By *oynextdoorx OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterlee

Yeah serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really thought about the size of my balls till some woman recently said how big they were. Doubt they are particularly....but they fill up nicely...lol.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I like big balls. Feeling them slapping my pussy while fucked doggie style is a big turn on. Lucky for me hubby has big balls

MrsSB

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By *oynextdoorx OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterlee

They are big Jesus the mrs would love then slapping her ass

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Got a couple of wrecking balls myself. Look good slapping off a lass' chin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls?"

These threads make great filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen balls you'd balk at and balls you'd not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of bollocks this thread Is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all bollox..

I once met a man with only one testicle and it didn't hinder him in any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard"
either will do, don't take long, I've got stuff to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard"

may I suggest an over ripe guava?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love big balls, when i see the guy i am meeting pushing a wheel barrow i get so excited

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

may I suggest an over ripe guava?"

They may look better as a backdrop to a pair of plums

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not something ive paid much attention to thnking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

may I suggest an over ripe guava?

They may look better as a backdrop to a pair of plums"

Hmmm, interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seriously though person wot posted, it really really shouldn't matter as long as you are happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard either will do, don't take long, I've got stuff to do "

Hmmm it appears that I need to go fruit shopping, I have some olives if that helps

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard either will do, don't take long, I've got stuff to do

Hmmm it appears that I need to go fruit shopping, I have some olives if that helps "

Pineapple too

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard either will do, don't take long, I've got stuff to do

Hmmm it appears that I need to go fruit shopping, I have some olives if that helps "
. Ergh noooo olives, I suppose I'll have to wait for you to get back from the shops

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Yes, the majority do like big balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, the majority do like big balls.

"

Do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse would do me at the mo..

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Yes, the majority do like big balls.

Do they? "

The majority of those I know or have known

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard"

Pickled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, the majority do like big balls.

Do they?

The majority of those I know or have known "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pros and cons - small to suck - large are lovely banging against ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

Pickled eggs "

I'll add it to the shopping list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I couldn't read this without laughing.

"

Me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

Pickled eggs "

I haven't seen a jar of pickled eggs for years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like big balls and can sympathise with your missus cos I dated a guy for over a year and when he was on cycle had everything from tiny balls to puffy nipples and yellow spunk. Just take cialis and when you're finished your cycle make sure you get your bloods done to check everything is ok.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Yes, all women do...apart from the ones that don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

adore burying my face into a big saggy pair of balls. Love kissing, licking and gently sucking on them. Couldn't do it to a small nor hairy pair though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"adore burying my face into a big saggy pair of balls. Love kissing, licking and gently sucking on them. "

[In a chair]

Leans back

Leans back

Leans ba...

[Ambulance]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

Pickled eggs

I haven't seen a jar of pickled eggs for years!"

Don't go making it harder for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

Pickled eggs

I haven't seen a jar of pickled eggs for years!

Don't go making it harder for me! "

a few chippys still have them round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all bollox..

I once met a man with only one testicle and it didn't hinder him in any way "
He wasn't Austrian and called Adolf was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls?"
Perhaps refraining from substance abuse may be the answer to the shrinking testicles question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls? Perhaps refraining from substance abuse may be the answer to the shrinking testicles question?"

maybe its a health reason he takes steroid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love big balls, when i see the guy i am meeting pushing a wheel barrow i get so excited

"

Unfeasibly large testicles? (Viz)

I think the size of Waitrose plum tomatoes is about right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls? Perhaps refraining from substance abuse may be the answer to the shrinking testicles question?

maybe its a health reason he takes steroid "
Ah good point I stand corrected!!

I was jumping to conclusions. Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard"

Funniest reply to the funniest initial post I've seen in ages... Avocados? I'm screwed.. Or not.

Do I have to go in a nice hot bath, get out the conditioner and get my phone out now? Blocked for not having a good dangling bollocks shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls? Perhaps refraining from substance abuse may be the answer to the shrinking testicles question?

maybe its a health reason he takes steroid Ah good point I stand corrected!!

I was jumping to conclusions. Apologies"

We have met many muscular guys who do steroids for the very reason that they like the look they get from using them , along with a gym regime of course .

So I doubt its steroid use for health reasons , as they tend to leave the user somewhat lacking in the muscular area , if anything they often put weight on and retain fluid . Nor do they shrink testicles .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big balls are a pain when they stick to your leg in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big balls are a pain when they stick to your leg in the summer"

...that or they drop out of one side of your briefs and you have to walk through sainsbury's casually trying to slot it back in without looking like a total fucking weirdo....

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Big balls are a pain when they stick to your leg in the summer"

Ha!

I (he) was in the queue at IKEA with said situation and did a mini sort of lunge discretely (so I thought) to free myself, made eye contact with a lady who gave me an all knowing stare, turned around a bit embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big balls are a pain when they stick to your leg in the summer

Ha!

I (he) was in the queue at IKEA with said situation and did a mini sort of lunge discretely (so I thought) to free myself, made eye contact with a lady who gave me an all knowing stare, turned around a bit embarrassed. "

Know what you mean. With me it's a sign I need to throw away my saggy old undies... I usually jump up and down a bit rather than lunge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am so going to start watching men more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say, I've never given it any thought!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

They can be a pain , myself and a friend had a fit of the giggles when I bought one of those ball dividers , it wasn't big enough for them to fit in and it looked likeninwasntryingntomput a muzzle on a ferret

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"They can be a pain , myself and a friend had a fit of the giggles when I bought one of those ball dividers , it wasn't big enough for them to fit in and it looked likeninwasntryingntomput a muzzle on a ferret "

Them pesky critters have a mind of their own

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

I love big balls and I cannot lie, every other mother can deny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to meet a guy who had very big balls. And I loved sucking on them. It helped that he had a lovely cock to match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm.... Never really thought about balls! Hahaha... What are big??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls are big till they get emptied lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Personally speaking I like big balls on a man, I'm a stroker so I like to stroke them while we have a quiet moment, but mostly I like them slapping on my pussy lips while fucking and feeling them get all wet and sticky on my clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally speaking I like big balls on a man, I'm a stroker so I like to stroke them while we have a quiet moment, but mostly I like them slapping on my pussy lips while fucking and feeling them get all wet and sticky on my clit "
u can stroke mine anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of balls.. Any blokes like a woman, or guy if that's your thing. Being a little rough with your balls? As its a hyper horrid place to be properly hurt.. I find it surprising that I enjoy it when a woman is a bit rough, gentle squeeze and a little flick or slap. Not talking cock and ball torture or anything.. I'm too much of a wuss for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer big balls over small as like the feeling of them against my ass

But not so huge that I can't get each one in my mouth

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm more interested in whether they're smooth than their size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every so often I take a sideways step to unstick them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every so often I take a sideways step to unstick them"

Talc (according to my other half!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on the temperature...when Wade is manscaping in a hot bath it can stretch out to about the size of a sail....he has this down in his official survival guide if he gets lost mid Atlantic as an ideal way home..

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

No i prefer small or average size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls? Perhaps refraining from substance abuse may be the answer to the shrinking testicles question?

maybe its a health reason he takes steroid Ah good point I stand corrected!!

I was jumping to conclusions. Apologies

We have met many muscular guys who do steroids for the very reason that they like the look they get from using them , along with a gym regime of course .

So I doubt its steroid use for health reasons , as they tend to leave the user somewhat lacking in the muscular area , if anything they often put weight on and retain fluid . Nor do they shrink testicles ."

Anabolic Steroids are never for health reasons. If a guy is on them and looking like a bag of water it's probably because he isn't doing them right. You still need to have your diet and training on point-whereas most take them thinking they are a short cut to awesomeness. Without everything else in place it's a waste. I have known own guys who do a LOT of gear...the testes can shrink as the body stops producing testosterone (I have seen them almost peanut size). One downside is that, unless done correctly any excess testosterone aromatises to oestrogen. I have known guys, that while having the perfect gym body have to use viagra to get it up..oh the irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every so often I take a sideways step to unstick them

Talc (according to my other half!)"

Will give that a try x

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I love how his balls change when they are full, which is every day ... if we go two days they are so tight and bursting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So now it's about size of balls too?! That's something else for me to gat a complex over *gets out mirror and examines them*

For measuring purposes I'll need a reference point here, do I need to upload pictures next to an avocado or are people thinking mangos?

Beard

Pickled eggs

I haven't seen a jar of pickled eggs for years!

Don't go making it harder for me!

a few chippys still have them round here"

My mum makes them. Especially this time of year so they're nicely done for Xmas. Easily made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls? Perhaps refraining from substance abuse may be the answer to the shrinking testicles question?

maybe its a health reason he takes steroid "

Steroids for health reasons don't effect a man testicles. A family member is prescribed Steroids whenever his asthma gets really bad. Doesn't effect his balls or anything really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immediately I thought of Viz. I can't imagine why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women prefer large balls? Hi guys am a steroid user so my balks shrink to size of Maltesers and during sex the fiancée regular laughs at them giving me abuse about them which turns me on. But I got a good size package to keep her happy but often wonder if she enjoy a guy with big balls?"

Top tip. Don't take the steroids... Simples

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