FabSwingers.com forum: Pornos Not To Watch

By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Vanessa Phelps & Jim Bowen.

Super smashing great its like riding a speedboat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant be arsed to watch pornos.....would rather be starring in them...

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"cant be arsed to watch pornos.....would rather be starring in them..."

So Kas and Sean Bean??? Not a watcher???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant be arsed to watch pornos.....would rather be starring in them...

So Kas and Sean Bean??? Not a watcher???"

now me and Sean Bean...wow...but knowing my luck would get Mr Bean

and i watch anything

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Vanessa Phelps & Jim Bowen.

Super smashing great its like riding a speedboat"

anything with the krankies in ! see other thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak."

Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee In a Southern Tennassee Red Necked desperado accent....

With the statutory cheerleader outfit pmsl....

Utter class

Not!

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

Lack of sleep feks me up!

Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

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oi!!cheeky git ...i happen to like sean bean.... mmm...roll on august

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

oi!!cheeky git ...i happen to like sean bean.... mmm...roll on august"

Nahhh the Vanessa Fats and Jim dronning Bowen lol...

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

oi!!cheeky git ...i happen to like sean bean.... mmm...roll on august"

I figure that WAS ONE TO watch

You could sing the chip butty song

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

Lack of sleep feks me up!

Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??

is frank carson stil alive? lol

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

Lack of sleep feks me up!

Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??

is frank carson stil alive? lol

xx"

Oooo that could get nasty if he is a stiff!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

Lack of sleep feks me up!

Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??

is frank carson stil alive? lol

Oooo that could get nasty if he is a stiff!

feck,,going to have to google now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak.

Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee In a Southern Tennassee Red Necked desperado accent....

With the statutory cheerleader outfit pmsl....

Utter class

Not!"

I was thinking more of the male actors wearing Miami Vice style white lounge jackets with the sleeves pulled up, sunglasses on top of head, dyed long blonde hair like Michael fucking Bolton and an all over tan, trying to look like a real cop with his pistol waving about haphazardly saving the dopey blonde bint from an equally grotesque charicature of a Peurto Rican drug smuggler before all three decide that justice is best served by getting naked and having a threesome.

And THAT'S when they start going "Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee"

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Thats a very sick mind freddie.... Not a good thought for the weekend lol..

Lack of sleep feks me up!

Frank Carson and Katie Price any one??

is frank carson stil alive? lol

Oooo that could get nasty if he is a stiff!

feck,,going to have to google now!!!"

yep its ok...he did celebrity cash in the attic in may this year according to wiki so he must be alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any American porn that pretends to be a proper film by giving its actors lines to speak.

Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee In a Southern Tennassee Red Necked desperado accent....

With the statutory cheerleader outfit pmsl....

Utter class

Not!

And THAT'S when they start going "Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh give it to me baby, thats just soooooooo big Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhhh its huuuuurting meeee"

All spoken through the nose of course.... All nasal and tacky pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanessa Phelps & Jim Bowen.

Super smashing great its like riding a speedboat"
Come and have a look at what you would have won!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pornos not to watch ? hmm quite a few , although if it was a jim will fix it gangbang i think i would puke lol

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over a year ago

Jack Duckworth and Pat Butcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats put me right off my pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 'Fuck the Midget' here, anyone want to see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got 'Fuck the Midget' here, anyone want to see?

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what the one were he puts her back in the suitcase after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got 'Fuck the Midget' here, anyone want to see?

what the one were he puts her back in the suitcase after sex"

Well that would require me actually watching it!

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

the with the woman been fucked by a horse ! thats one not to watch

it was ewwww, or the one with the dog shagging the porn star backwards that was sick as well.

things you see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judith charmers and Amen homes Yewwww.

Trevor Macdonald would be great for porno voiceovers though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anne widicome and boris jonson think that would be a turn off

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

The man from Delmonte and Ann Widicome!

Like to see him say no lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hinge and bracket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nan" from the catherine tate show and gareth gates .... yuk!

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

"anne widicome and boris jonson think that would be a turn off

That's a horrible thought. Imagine if they had kids.

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"anne widicome and boris jonson think that would be a turn off

That's a horrible thought. Imagine if they had kids."

Gareth Gates an Katie Price!!

Oooo hang on a min the MIGHT be one of them about!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2girls 1cup

Lets just leave it at that!

If you haven't seen it, google.

Just be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2girls 1cup

Lets just leave it at that!

If you haven't seen it, google.

Just be careful"

Not seen it, but I do know what it is, and don't really want to see it. But apparantly a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its fake, then whats the problem in watching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos its still bloody gross

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

I don't think i will look then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think i will look then

Come on, you only live once!

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"I don't think i will look then

Come on, you only live once!"

Ultimate movie NOT to watch for me would be your parents! noooooooooooo

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

i hate the ones where the woman is a stupid loud screamer over the top crap!!!

feeling like karate choppin her in the face lol!!!!!!!!

does anyone go on to redtube??????? lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back to boris ann widcome the kids will turn out like wurzle gummage and as for 2 girls one cup if you can fake shit coming out of ass that would be a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well picture this one.

little Britains Andy and lou dp Janet Street Porter...........

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