FabSwingers.com forum: The reality is...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell us something about the poster above that is both fantastic and 'true' for example; Redhead isn't actually ginger, she had an accident whilst visiting the tizer factory, in actual fact she is the colour of an umpa lumpa but spends £50 a week on foundation to cover up the orange colour of her skin

Play nice folks and have fun

Beard

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The Beard doesn't actually have a belly button. It is a prosthetic one, after a traumatic childhood accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn't for the therapeutic properties of a wispa bar, whoever is above me would be selling hand jobs for hula hoops on Sloan square

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx"
she doesn't know how to do a Windsor knot!

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx she doesn't know how to do a Windsor knot! "

But a cracking set of top bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx"

The b in Lisa b stands for bendmeoverandfuckmyars, which is also her nans middle name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx

The b in Lisa b stands for bendmeoverandfuckmyars, which is also her nans middle name"

Chad got his name during an accident involving a physics experiment and a faulty faraday cage, it's not all bad though as he is the only guy on fab who physically makes the noise *boom* whenever he drops his pants

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years of hardened swinging had left Chad a sillouete of his former self xx

The b in Lisa b stands for bendmeoverandfuckmyars, which is also her nans middle name

Beard"

Faraday cage is one of my favourite words

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play nice folks and have fun"

The mere utterance of the words "play nice" almost guarantee's this thread is going to go remarkably well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem."

That's a good thing

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Thump is just another name for potatoes so GreedyThump is actually called GreedyPotatoes. FACT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben hates travel and prefers to ride his bike. He likes ice cream with a flake, especially up The Hoe.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

That's a good thing "

It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

Kinky minx ish really kinky! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

That's a good thing

It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground

Neither does yours!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above comments are actually pretty accurate....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

That's a good thing

It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground

Neither does yours!!!!! "

Thank God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

That's a good thing

It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground

Neither does yours!!!!!

Thank God!

Bully

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

That's a good thing

It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground

Neither does yours!!!!!

Thank God!

Bully"

Awww...come here and have a Lisa hug xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The name Thundercock originated from ancestors whose huge cocks caused earthquakes when they hit the ground. Luckily for his neighbours, Chad doesn't have this problem.

That's a good thing

It's because his cock doesn't hit the ground

Neither does yours!!!!!

Thank God!

Bully

Awww...come here and have a Lisa hug xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The reality is that Lisa is running out of charge on her phone, and is falling asleep

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste...."

They didn't used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thump is just another name for potatoes so GreedyThump is actually called GreedyPotatoes. FACT!

Hanky's hair is actually a natural pink/blue. She only dyes her hair brunette a couple of times a year when she gets bored. This also coincides with her abstaining from any kind of sexual activity, as the brown colouring represses her carnal instincts temporarily. Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....

They didn't used to be

Please tell me you didn't actually believe what I just said?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....

They didn't used to be

Please tell me you didn't actually believe what I just said?...

Greedy thump only shows his eyes on his profile picture as the rest of his face is under investigation by Nike with regards to a possible copyright infringement for their latest shoe design

Beard

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"GreedyThump is Tiger Woods but keep it a secret please

Kinky Minx doesn't realise that mint Oreos are really filled with toothpaste....

They didn't used to be

Please tell me you didn't actually believe what I just said?...

Of course not, it's just I've not had them since I was a kid and couldn't eat them now even if I wanted to as they have gluten in them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's actually Beard who is ginger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's actually Beard who is ginger."

Now I said to play nice....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greedy thump only shows his eyes on his profile picture as the rest of his face is under investigation by Nike with regards to a possible copyright infringement for their latest shoe design

Beard"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

The Beard is Mary Berrys stunt double and has sustained various baked good related fractures

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Is actually the jungle VIP!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hanky is currently sharing my bed with me and is going to change my hair colour in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buxom red isn't really a red head or buxom, she's really a blonde dude called Fred just made up. He's done it for a bet with his friends from the pub!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is actually the jungle VIP!

Hanky Panky is actually an elaborate CGI character dreamt up by Spanish brunettes other half in an attempt to drum up extra ladies for group meets

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redhead and the beard escaped from the matrix and now run the best muffin shop in Totnes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphina is actually a mutant dolphin that swims with sperm whales by day and meets younger men by night (for their sperm) be aware if she's not back in the sea by dawn things become fishy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dolphina is actually a mutant dolphin that swims with sperm whales by day and meets younger men by night (for their sperm) be aware if she's not back in the sea by dawn things become fishy

The picture on his profile is actual size, he really is that tall after an accident with a woolen jumper, a bath of hot water and an industrial drier. He doesn't fight crime or anything though he just saves lots of money on Jaffa cakes as one pack lasts weeks

Beard

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Isn't a red head and he doesn't have a beard

Wait he does but it's an anal beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't a red head and he doesn't have a beard

Wait he does but it's an anal beard "

Shhhhhh they don't know

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Beard is one lucky bastard.....

Oh, hang on - that's true!!

(and you may have been right about MrsSB earlier!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beard is one lucky bastard.....

Oh, hang on - that's true!!

(and you may have been right about MrsSB earlier!!)

Why does everyone assume that it's me that's lucky? It may well be Redhead that's luc

no I couldn't finish it... it's too big a stretch of the imagination even for this thread

Beard

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Isn't a red head and he doesn't have a beard

Wait he does but it's an anal beard

Shhhhhh they don't know"

I'm sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to make do with her username as 'Miss Trunchbull' was taken. Shares her bedroom with a fly called Britney.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Actually has an addiction to crackers and is on here for a free supply of cheese to go with them. Don't forget your cheese if going to see her guys or she may get upset!

(and you never want to upset a lady with onion chutney in her hand....)

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon."

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

Handsonjohn has a rare condition known as forumskipover which means that he can't see the post directly above him on public forums, often leading to accusations of currying favour or trying to chat to people he fancies. sadly this causes him such emotional torment that he self medicates through flagelation with birch twigs

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

the redhead and beard are really one and the same person its amazing what you can do with make up and prosthetics now days

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Redhead and the beard have an amazing sense of humour brought on by a torrid affair involving Jaffa cakes and Jason Manford.

They are also rather astute

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Redhead and the beard have an amazing sense of humour brought on by a torrid affair involving Jaffa cakes and Jason Manford.

They are also rather astute

Hanky will tell you she's on medication for health issues, in reality they are to curb her wanton lust for forumites, this lust causes her mind to wander randomly between "What shall I get for dinner?", "God what I could do with that/them!" and "What colour shall I try next?" This randomness

has led to at least one embarrassing event in the vegetable isle in Tesco.

Morning

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

S has build a cage for H. She gets that horny when it's full moon , that he fears for his life.

She loves it in there actually. She has lots of toys and a fucking machine.

MrsSB

PS true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"S has build a cage for H. She gets that horny when it's full moon , that he fears for his life.

She loves it in there actually. She has lots of toys and a fucking machine.

MrsSB

PS true story

Spanish actually isn't Spanish at all, she is from Basingstoke but she is such an officianado and fan of the dead BBC soap 'El Dorado' that her accent has been permanently altered, so far elocution lessons and hypnosis have failed to cure the problem

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!"

Naughty Amazon is actually an Amazonian princess named Diana. She's a founding member of the Justice League, secretly fancies Batman and comes on Fab to satisfy her needs for superhero cock. Probably

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!"

Naughty is neither naughty or an Amazon, She is actually a pigmy called Gertrude from Papau New Guinea & house shares with a 74yr 7ft priest called Reginald. Obviously this means all her pocs are photoshopped..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually from the Darkside, her 'bag of toys' contains Barbie dolls and adult nappies. Owns a dungeon.

miss honey has Narcolepsy which has caused many a guy to question his technique

giving rise to her nick name gush and drop

Miss honey isn't actually made of honey, and she's really a 6ft trucker called Derek it's true cuz I saw her, I mean him!

S is a circus performer named 'Julio' he eats fire and is in love with the high wire walker H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whose real name is Josephine

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Harlot is actually Nigel Farage's sister but recently gangbanged all the party leaders along with a random pig for one of them in particular.....

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