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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

sexual prowess aside ( we all know we're the best)....what secret talents do you have ??

are you the local welly throwing champion, or a bog snorkler ?

did you get a blue peter badge as a kid for something ?

come on ....amaze us !!

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok here goes. i can usually beat most men drinking a pint or stein of beer back in one go. this goes back to my college days of being skint and the pubs having competitions on. i entered and found that i had this secret talent for relaxing my throat and just knocking it all back without swallowing. the last time i did it was many years ago. there was a competition in a hotel in malta and they needed one more person so i was pushed into doing it. the men rather patronisingly said i could have a head start but i refused. suffice to say i won..

well the downside to this is that i cannot stand the smell or taste of any kind of beer. but the upside is that i give great deepthroat...lol

thats my hidden talent and secret confession.

princess gash reporting in from her bed in liverpool

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

impressive stuff princess !! my younger lad drinks like that,,,not sure he'll put it to the second use , but who knows lol

hope you're feeling better babe...from my bed to yours xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"impressive stuff princess !! my younger lad drinks like that,,,not sure he'll put it to the second use , but who knows lol

hope you're feeling better babe...from my bed to yours xxxxx

"

well never knew i had the talent for the second one until patrick showed me

and yeah hun feeling much better now am off with pat for a meet afterwards. now thats a good reason to get out of bed for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually surprise people with just being nice when we meet lol...

Talent?? Dunno... but shocks some still lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually surprise people with just being nice when we meet lol...

Talent?? Dunno... but shocks some still lol!"

chuffing hell that would shock me...my knickers would drop off in sheer horror at mr notts being nice

thats some talent hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... as said.. expectations and all that lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front.

I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again.

It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well... as said.. expectations and all that lol.. "

ah mr notts you must have had some happy pills slipped into ya morning cuppa...your such a lovie this morning

mwuh....keep it up and we will think your nearly human

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front.

I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again.

It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it! "

hahaha you just never know when that might come in handy ! x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front.

I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again.

It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it! "

blimey the things people will do just to get in to a pair of stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my party piece as a little girl was singing am a little teapot. i even used to do the actions....do ya remember it

all together now

am a little teapot small and stout

heres my handle heres my spout

when the kettles boiling hear me shout

lift me up and pour me out

that was always guaranteed to get some dosh out of the aunties and uncles....had to stop doing it when i was 18 and needed money for the money...didnt have the same effect. that must be why i took up drinking races

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front.

I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again.

It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it!

hahaha you just never know when that might come in handy ! x"

Oh you think? I'm 44 now and it hasn't come in handy once in 38 long lonely years that I've gone to every party, every wedding reception, holidays with the lads and invaded the German hotel next door coz they have really cheesy entertainers. I've tried, really tried, but it seems nobody understands the comical value of How Much Is That Doggy In The Window sung backwards.

But I betcha a million quid, if it ever did come up again, and obviously I'd win coz I can do it word perfect, in key and at the correct tempo, I'd be disqualified as a feckin cheat! I betcha!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Years ago, at the tender age of 6, I went to a Junior Christmas Disco and there was a competition to win the biggest fookin Xmas Stocking u ever saw if you could sing the first four lines of "How much is that doggy in the window" back to front.

I was crap at it and didn't win but I made a point of going home and learning it just in case it ever come up again.

It hasn't, and yes, I can still bleedin' do it!

hahaha you just never know when that might come in handy ! x

Oh you think? I'm 44 now and it hasn't come in handy once in 38 long lonely years that I've gone to every party, every wedding reception, holidays with the lads and invaded the German hotel next door coz they have really cheesy entertainers. I've tried, really tried, but it seems nobody understands the comical value of How Much Is That Doggy In The Window sung backwards.

But I betcha a million quid, if it ever did come up again, and obviously I'd win coz I can do it word perfect, in key and at the correct tempo, I'd be disqualified as a feckin cheat! I betcha!!! "

ever thought of going on 'Britain thinks its got Talent'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not sure if this counts as a talent or not but here goes , when i see things that are for the bin , i make things out of them , such as a pirate santa , an elvis coconut , and my sandman . use things like old shoes , cans , botlles , coconuts , tin foil , tights,saw dust , old forks , boxes, stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not sure if this counts as a talent or not but here goes , when i see things that are for the bin , i make things out of them , such as a pirate santa , an elvis coconut , and my sandman . use things like old shoes , cans , botlles , coconuts , tin foil , tights,saw dust , old forks , boxes, stuff like that "

thats not a talent thats just sad....me thinks your hankering back to the days of blue peter hun

god you thread has tickled the tits off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 7 I came second in a nobbly knees contest at Butlins. Does this count?

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"When I was 7 I came second in a nobbly knees contest at Butlins. Does this count?"

thought that said 71 ! must put my glasses on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip it is but nothing else to do on a ship really , only so many dvd's and porn i can watch really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put a desert spoon down my throat without gagging....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can put a desert spoon down my throat without gagging.... "
only a desert spoon ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i was a child, everytime we had visitors the jigsaws had to come out so that my dad could show them that i could do a jigsaw in super quick time without looking at the picture.

How sad to think thats the only talent i had pmsl

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

You'd probably win first prize on one ofm those dire television talent shows for that nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i was a child, everytime we had visitors the jigsaws had to come out so that my dad could show them that i could do a jigsaw in super quick time without looking at the picture.

How sad to think thats the only talent i had pmsl"

I think a certain "Doctor" my contest that doing jigsaws is your ONLY talent

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I can walk on my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can walk on my hands "

Doesn't it hurt when your high heels dig in

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i can walk in very very high heels, is that a talent? if it isnt im going to feel very inferior

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I can walk on my hands

Doesn't it hurt when your high heels dig in "

Ok I have very long arms...........can't keep nothing sacred round here

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"i can walk in very very high heels, is that a talent? if it isnt im going to feel very inferior "

That is a talent, some women walk like men in drag in their heels

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i can walk in very very high heels, is that a talent? if it isnt im going to feel very inferior

That is a talent, some women walk like men in drag in their heels "
thank you im now smiling and am off to totter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put a fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing it.

I'm rubbish in heels though.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can put a fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing it.

I'm rubbish in heels though."
i will bear the fruit pastille thing in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I'll bear the heels in mind

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

i have a talent for having no inner monologue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a dancer, but more towards the cheerleading type, i think im the worlds fastest texter lol and im learning to speak Spanish.

Gordie is a really good liar, dont know if thats good or bad lol but hes good, hes a qualified designer and can speak Pashto

oh...and we are both quite good at making films

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i was briefly world record holder for pogo stick jumping....and only got the record cus once on i could not get off till i fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a tallent for most amon of tpos in sentacnce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pee in the pool, whilst swimming from one side to the other

I have many more, but hey, might come round a gain in a few weeks by someone else

Big Hug sprite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time"

i can get both mine behind someone elses, but not my own !

biplus....ewww but i'll have the hug xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time"

fuck i suddenly gone really hot .....

gulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time"

Bet it helped with the lady department maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have an amazing collection of etch-a-sketch drawings. Unfortunately I had them on display in LA just before an earthquake struck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to be able to get both legs behind my head, even at the same time

Bet it helped with the lady department maintenance "

chuffing hell if i still could do it now i wouldnt be bothering with anyone else, what with the technology of rabbits and your own tongue what more could a lass want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who'd mow the lawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who'd mow the lawn?"

oh ok then will submit to a naked gardener....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

himnher I can still get my legs around my kneck LOL helps bring yoga instructor though huh & nice pic honeypotcouple good balance hehehe .So you must be a supreme being then himnher to be able to do that with beer your no cheap date dear lmao is your Hubby rich or just ban you from pubs LOL .Hey if you look innocent it could be a good wee money earnier for you likes or free rounds all evening haasa .Anyway wouldn't surprise me in slightest if you give good bloowjobs neither love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"himnher I can still get my legs around my kneck LOL helps bring yoga instructor though huh & nice pic honeypotcouple good balance hehehe .So you must be a supreme being then himnher to be able to do that with beer your no cheap date dear lmao is your Hubby rich or just ban you from pubs LOL .Hey if you look innocent it could be a good wee money earnier for you likes or free rounds all evening haasa .Anyway wouldn't surprise me in slightest if you give good bloowjobs neither love "

Real Scots background but struggling T fuck to understand this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive just remembered another one. I can write mirror writing quicker than i can write right way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just remembered another one. I can write mirror writing quicker than i can write right way round"
thats so cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make funny shapes with my lips.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I can make funny shapes with my lips. "
is that with or without a medical device?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make funny shapes with my lips. is that with or without a medical device? "

Oh without...its a talent!

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