FabSwingers.com forum: going back in time.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could go back in time and be accredited with discovering something, what would it be?

Maybe you would be the person who invented something?

I would like to have painted the mona lisa....that smile says,"I am sat here with ye olde butt plug up my ass, and nobody knows"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go back to 1975 and see Elvis Presley perform live in Las Vegas

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Inventing the Rabbit, get a decent copyright on it. Think of the money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember sitting as a young boy in a tree house thinking I wonder why no ones ever made a tiny TV.. then 3 or 4 years later there was..

I also remember thinking if they can put sound on to tapes why not pictures and sound.. Then came the great Beta max and VHS race lol...

If I could go back in time though... I'd be a rich aristocrat and have a house full of serving wenches... around say the late 1800's lol...

Ohhh to be rich and well rich then lol....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go back to 1986 and buy £100,000 of Microsoft shares at $20/share. Then on 25th March 1999 I'd have sold those 5,000 shares for $179/share netting $899,000. And retired.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'd go back to 1986 and buy £100,000 of Microsoft shares at $20/share. Then on 25th March 1999 I'd have sold those 5,000 shares for $179/share netting $899,000. And retired."

if only eh?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

what sport did you do?? x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

go back a few years and write a book about a young wizard called harry !!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

I would invent the tinternet and call it something freaky for my amusement.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

what sport did you do?? x"

I was a reasonable athlete 400/800m

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

what sport did you do?? x

I was a reasonable athlete 400/800m"

could have replaced ovett or jenkins then ! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

what sport did you do?? x

I was a reasonable athlete 400/800m"

I used to be able to chuck a decent spear too. Held the school record for Javelin for quite a few years after I left, until immigration exploded and some kid called George Nbobo from Nigeria broke my record. Bastard.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

what sport did you do?? x

I was a reasonable athlete 400/800m

oh dear

apparantly I still held the school 800m record when my nephew left the same school a few years ago

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I would go back and cross of "must kill the jews" of hitlers todo list, instantly transfering him to the list of great world heros..

Would also have properganda letters written up to be dropped on uk, to tell everyone, that while they suffer rationing and can actualy goto jail for not eating everything on a plate, that fat bastard churchil, is sat in his office eating the finest food and drinking champaigne!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"persevered with my training back in the 1970's and made my olympic dream come true as so many of my contempories did

what sport did you do?? x

I was a reasonable athlete 400/800m

Nice to see you moved on and aren't at all bitter

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

pd"

Nice idea mate, but the first one was coming regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go back to Belgium 1981, and cross the ball to Whitey instead of that numpty tickle. And gone home with a European under-12's trophy thingummy.

2' from the goalline, and he put it over.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

pd"

Wiggles says she would then have to go back to your conception, to interupt your existence, there by making history kill that guy, allowing the first world war, rebalancing bringing about the autonomy of her beloved poland :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id go back to 1972, so i cud see wot its like to be a sperm and swimmin around in my dads bollox, pmsl

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im easy, i would just have liked to have been born 15 years early so i could of been a hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go back to 6pm last saturday with the six winning numbers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would go back to 6pm last saturday with the six winning numbers

lol thought you was just going to say back to last saturday, God bonky i knew meeting me was good but didnt think it was that good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to go back and tell myself not to get married - not to waste 20 useless, miserable, pointless years of my life....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to do is build a time machine...

Then go back to the day before I built it, and tell myself how I did it......

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

no second world war so no annexation of poland ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah PD you would just love to go back in time and take my virginity wouldnt ya....ya know ya want too!!!!!!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

no second world war so no annexation of poland ..."

1st world war freed poland as an indipendant country, as a reward for thier fighting, before 1st world war poland had vanished off the map as it had been split between, russia, austria and germany..

Ironicaly, as much as they fought in 2nd world war, the allies decided to hand them to USSR, then ironicaly America embargoes Poland for trying to split from the USSR!!

(got to love polatics, world goes to war because Germany invade Poland, resulting in the USSR being given Poland for free, regardless that Russia stood watching during the Warsaw uprising, leaving the polish to fight the germans, Russians refused to fire even 1 shot, due to itbeing capatalist uprising not a socialst uprising)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

no second world war so no annexation of poland ...

1st world war freed poland as an indipendant country, as a reward for thier fighting, before 1st world war poland had vanished off the map as it had been split between, russia, austria and germany..

Ironicaly, as much as they fought in 2nd world war, the allies decided to hand them to USSR, then ironicaly America embargoes Poland for trying to split from the USSR!!

ah eh...if i want serious i will turn on the news....lets talk about shagging

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

no second world war so no annexation of poland ...

1st world war freed poland as an indipendant country, as a reward for thier fighting, before 1st world war poland had vanished off the map as it had been split between, russia, austria and germany..

Ironicaly, as much as they fought in 2nd world war, the allies decided to hand them to USSR, then ironicaly America embargoes Poland for trying to split from the USSR!!

ah eh...if i want serious i will turn on the news....lets talk about shagging"

omg i so would of loved to

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

no second world war so no annexation of poland ...

1st world war freed poland as an indipendant country, as a reward for thier fighting, before 1st world war poland had vanished off the map as it had been split between, russia, austria and germany..

Ironicaly, as much as they fought in 2nd world war, the allies decided to hand them to USSR, then ironicaly America embargoes Poland for trying to split from the USSR!!

ah eh...if i want serious i will turn on the news....lets talk about shagging"

Ok wiggles wants to go back in time and find out if rasputine really was that good in bed!!

Me, would like to go back and tell jesus that he really is in for a world of hurt if he keeps up this "I'm the son of god bollox"

or go back and tell the Druids, "the romans are comming, quick hide"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would kill one man, Gavrilo Princip

One bullet, one man ,the man who killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand .

1 would shoot him the day before on the 27th June 1914.potential result .40 million dead saved and a lot of suffering stopped,

No world wars no cold war.

no second world war so no annexation of poland ...

1st world war freed poland as an indipendant country, as a reward for thier fighting, before 1st world war poland had vanished off the map as it had been split between, russia, austria and germany..

Ironicaly, as much as they fought in 2nd world war, the allies decided to hand them to USSR, then ironicaly America embargoes Poland for trying to split from the USSR!!

ah eh...if i want serious i will turn on the news....lets talk about shagging

Ok wiggles wants to go back in time and find out if rasputine really was that good in bed!!

Me, would like to go back and tell jesus that he really is in for a world of hurt if he keeps up this "I'm the son of god bollox"

or go back and tell the Druids, "the romans are comming, quick hide"

or i would like to see did really Queen Catherine fuck a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd discover some people called Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations, Four tops and the Supermes, then I'd probably start a record label.

Not sure what I'd call it though

Any help with a name would be more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I'd say, "Susan - you ain't gonna win the X Factor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have loved to invented the

"traffic cone"

Made a fortune and they become self breeders over night

oh and the "vibrator"

i would be minted now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have loved to invented the

"traffic cone"

Made a fortune and they become self breeders over night

oh and the "vibrator"

i would be minted now

have you ever seen two traffic cones shagging????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do it when we aint looking

there may be half a dozen one day and hundreds the next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do it when we aint looking

there may be half a dozen one day and hundreds the next

wonder if they do anal????

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