FabSwingers.com forum: Clowns...

By *arlock69 OP Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Scary or not?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stear clear of the North East

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clown war is coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. They used to bore me as a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.

But if not.....then no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not at all

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.

But if not.....then no."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun, and possibly sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns have never bothered me, which is good seeing as I worked in a circus for two years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shudders...clowns...no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scary or not?..."

I this was going to be about the clowns on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no no just no, not even the nice friendly ones not one bit

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/clowns-politely-terrorising-south-carolina-town-will-be-arrested/

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Scary or not?..."

All depends if you work for them!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It depends on how big their shoes are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, kill them all, kill them with fire

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

If anything they irritate me mostly these days...we have an otherwise very good circus comes to our town every year and the clowns they have never cease to so anything but irk me.

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't find them scary...I just don't find them funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thousand times no....why on earth should they be? Insane!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Don't find them scary...I just don't find them funny though

You're obviously not meeting the right kind of clown!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Not,my youngest is terrified of them though.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Scary or not?..."

Not

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

it is the Trump clown that worries me

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

Not scary at all,

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Not I have often dressed as a clown lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely terrifying. I don't do masks or clowns or anything that disguises a persons face, alot is gauged by facial expressions and that's taken away with a big smile or whatever painted on. I would probably have a heart attack if it was happening round our way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They terrify me, not just clowns, pretty much any costume. Especially if I can't see the person's real face. I even struggle with people wearing face paint.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.

But if not.....then no."

I was just reading this thread and thought instantly of Stephen King's "It" - Pennywise, and the one that kept turning on on the first series of Ashes to Ashes.

I've never had a clown phobia however.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I joked with my eldest earlier about them.

Little one to eldest after he closed his curtains "have a terrible night"

Eldest laughed, backed out the room, came downstairs and considered reopening little ones curtains just to pay back.

Totally normal I suggested his response should have been "I'll try, look out for the clown under your bed"

Shit mother of the year award goes to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if anybody remembers a movie called killer clowns ? weird film

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beep beep Richie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petrifying "

I second that

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Try reading stephen kings "It".

You will never go near a drain again.

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By *eemCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mrs B hates my evil clown tat. But I did get it 20 years ago.

The wrinkles don't help,

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Depends what they are doing, putting on a show fine chasing me with knifes not so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scary or not?..."
hate them.. make me cry.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Side-show-Bob; he ain't scary

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Beep beep Richie

At least you spelled ma name right without putting a "t" in it like ma clown of an ex sister-in-law did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns can fuck right off!

MrWho.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Depends what they are doing, putting on a show fine chasing me with knifes not so much."

They don't use real knives and the doors fall of their cars as well ya know

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd love to see some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word "IT"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.

But if not.....then no."

There is a big Hollywood remake of that movie coming out this time next year..... so I am sure a lot of the stuff happening is publicity for that....

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Not scary...

But criminals dressing up as clowns and pulling knives out on school kids is petrifying.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"No, kill them all, kill them with fire

That wouldn't work, they would put the fire out with the squirty flowers they keep on the jackets lapels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Terrifying, them and those evil oompah loompas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terrifying, them and those evil oompah loompas "

I was gonna say...I know someone on here scared shitless of them and you popped up.

Ooompa Loooompaaaa

(it's behind you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Spaulding is a scary guy

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Not Scary just funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not scary. However of you want wierd. Google "clown porn"

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I liked the clown in 'Uncle Buck'

and what happened to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are meanies to Dumbo.

For that reason, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

--- Me Clowning around haha

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Scary... Really fucking scary hate them all

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

The only good clown was 009 in Octopussy and even he came to a sticky end....real knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"--- Me Clowning around haha"

haha, that is fun.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt "

the kids at my youth club were going on about this a lot last night...we had to reassure them there were non around here and make sure they were ok getting home in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 in total have been reported in/ around my area. Apparently police are on standby for any reports of twatwaffles dressed as clowns day or nighttime.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"--- Me Clowning around haha

haha, that is fun.

For a kids charity event. It was a fantasic day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"--- Me Clowning around haha

haha, that is fun.

For a kids charity event. It was a fantasic day x "

even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's the one from "It" then shit yeah....scarier than a spider tap dancing across my floor waving at me.

But if not.....then no."

"we all float down here!"

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Terrifying, them and those evil oompah loompas

I was gonna say...I know someone on here scared shitless of them and you popped up.

Ooompa Loooompaaaa

*squashed oompah loompas with electric bug racket

(it's behind you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"--- Me Clowning around haha

haha, that is fun.

For a kids charity event. It was a fantasic day x

even better.

Thanks.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Scary or not?..."

Clowns are awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clowns are great I scared the crap out of my town one year by spending a week over Halloween Just appearing in places with a sad face and shouting so much so it actually got in the local paper a few years back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if anybody remembers a movie called killer clowns ? weird film "

Killer Klowns from Outer Space. It's on netflix.

We've thought about watching it for the trashiness but there's maybe a dog that dies in it, so fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've started springing up round my way. I wanna see a clowns vs isis stand off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of paint faced cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm being honest ...I've wanted a clown to murder me for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if anybody remembers a movie called killer clowns ? weird film "

Killer clowns from outer space....they brought pizza....weird right enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disturbing

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Clowns to the left of me , jokers to the right

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Clowns are great I scared the crap out of my town one year by spending a week over Halloween Just appearing in places with a sad face and shouting so much so it actually got in the local paper a few years back

and that's why my daughter is scared to death of them. It may be funny to you,but not to the people you're scaring the crap out of.

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By *hadow_MoonMan
over a year ago

St Columb Major, Cornwall

Hate Clowns so much...spiders too

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

very scary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clown situation in America is pretty fucked up

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

Ppl dressing up as clowns and jumping out on people where i live.if one of the twats does this to me they wil be getting punched sqaure in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl dressing up as clowns and jumping out on people where i live.if one of the twats does this to me they wil be getting punched sqaure in the face"
a lot of them have been carrying knives and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this about the clowns, why are they doing this and who are they?

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Ones just been arrested here its a craze that's going around!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This is why I currently hate living on my own....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to come face to face with one of these twats. Rounders bat at the ready!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? What is the point in it, what's the cause? Has this country flipped or wot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember Insane Clown Posse? I was into them as a toot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUknpEJdl4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone remember Insane Clown Posse? I was into them as a toot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUknpEJdl4"
never heard of it. And why clowns lol

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"it is the Trump clown that worries me"
Its good to see he is loseing republican votes hopefully it carries on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone remember Insane Clown Posse? I was into them as a toot

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUknpEJdl4never heard of it. And why clowns lol"

I have absolutely no idea

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

One jumped out at me other day and grabbed my wrist so I floored him with my handbag his mates found it funny, he didn't apparently I was a "crazy bitch" for choosing to defend myself

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Can't wait to come face to face with one of these twats. Rounders bat at the ready!!

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Make sure he has,nt got a meat cleaver in one hand haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One jumped out at me other day and grabbed my wrist so I floored him with my handbag his mates found it funny, he didn't apparently I was a "crazy bitch" for choosing to defend myself "
fair play to ya good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is happening here. I have a long plank of wood at the ready. Seriously though, it is very disturbing. A social media trend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why? What is the point in it, what's the cause? Has this country flipped or wot"

I think it started as promotion for a new horror film or something, it went viral and now every dumbass is doing it, but they're taking it too far with weapons and harassing kids

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Why? What is the point in it, what's the cause? Has this country flipped or wot

I think it started as promotion for a new horror film or something, it went viral and now every dumbass is doing it, but they're taking it too far with weapons and harassing kids "
They,ll always be idiots and this is a example of them in real life who have got nothing better to do with their time quite sad people really..

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy......."
not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday"

Ah! Yes! I specialise in kids parties. Adults too! Just putting it out there.

You'll die with laughter when you see my act.......

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

On a serious note though these idiots and this craze of dressing up is going to end in real tears. And not for the people they're scaring. Vigilantes, and the Police esp in America, will probably kill one before too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday

Ah! Yes! I specialise in kids parties. Adults too! Just putting it out there.

You'll die with laughter when you see my act.......

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you will be there pinata

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I've just brought mine and patrolling my local estate asking if anyone wants to see a puppy.......not interested in the puppy but am looking for a clown for my kids bday

Ah! Yes! I specialise in kids parties. Adults too! Just putting it out there.

You'll die with laughter when you see my act.......

you will be there pinata"

I can only offer you mediocre organs. I'll eat jelly babies and wine gums before hand. Got to give the little stick welding psychos some treats.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt "

Ah, I see it has caught on already. Saw quite a few videos on YouTube of this in America, like always monkey see, monkey do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clowns are what the words says a joke pockets like a billy smarts circus tent, they are fools google it jesters king arthur had, they cant show a face to scared so they cover it simply look it up,

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt "

I don't want to even think about what I would do to someone I caught doing this!

I'm a peaceful chap but this crosses the line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Float!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CLOWN: Murder?

OFFICER: You tell me?

Clown: Haha no officer I just wanted to know what happens when you bury a human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate clowns. And chuckie dolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scary or not?..."
no unless it's pennywise then I'm shitting it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin. "

Now I know what to do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin.

Now I know what to do...

That is?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Scary or not?..."

Not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on how the clown is done ... they don't usually scare me but I saw one about two halloweens ago and the guy executed it that well, it was one of the rare times I did jump out my skin.

Now I know what to do...

That is? "

It don't matter..it's gone.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt

I don't want to even think about what I would do to someone I caught doing this!

I'm a peaceful chap but this crosses the line!"

Make them a cup of tantric tea perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taking my grandkids t school and a guy dressed as a clown jumped out and thought I will scare this old man and his grand kids but what he dident know was I'm a canny hitter for my age so I knocked the fukka out cold I thought it was funny not sure how the clown saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's the last time I do circus role play.

On a serious note I wouldn't think twice before decking the bastard

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Not read the whole forum post,but I'm just not long on,but been hearing on the news about clown stuff but sort of confused...has something happened? But given its almost Halloween won't people be dressing up as clowns anyway...again not sure what's the problem with the clown story hence why enquiring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not read the whole forum post,but I'm just not long on,but been hearing on the news about clown stuff but sort of confused...has something happened? But given its almost Halloween won't people be dressing up as clowns anyway...again not sure what's the problem with the clown story hence why enquiring

It's not really to do with Halloween, just a social media trend that is over the top

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

It's not really to do with Halloween, just a social media trend that is over the top"

Ah okay. .yep I don't pay attention so much it seems

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I dnt think that clowns are scary but the idiots that are dressed up and carrying knifes following kids&scaring them in the Northeast are damn cowards who need to be caught b4 a bairn gets hurt

I don't want to even think about what I would do to someone I caught doing this!

I'm a peaceful chap but this crosses the line!

Make them a cup of tantric tea perhaps? "

Probably not...

If my son or step daughter was still at school and someone jumped out at them with a knife in a clown costume....I don't think I'd make them a cup of tea but each to their own

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I watched the clip of Pennywise telling a joke in the library in It. Imagine being in the audience for Michael Macintyre's Live on my Christmas DVD Kerching and he introduces the first act, whose a comedian talking about emoticons or something and then he or she goes off and Pennywise comes on and tells that joke and then gives Macintryre a balloon and then eats Macintytre and no one else seems worried about this and then he looks directly at you and says "They all float down here...their heads are so empty" and starts eating the front row of the audience and you shit yourself and run out just as he gets to the bloke in front and there are bits of gore all over the tub of icecream the bloke was eating and as you escape into the daylight you see the clowns from Clowntown ripping apart a group of tourists from Colchester or somewhere, wiping their lips on their jackets, and you run and run and run and run and at one point you shit yourself again, and in the distance you heard Pennywise start to tell some more jokes, and they are better than Macintyre's.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

john Wayne gacy... now he was a scary clown

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Clown would be a good disguise for a rapist

"Shit is that a clown climbing in my window?!? Phew its just a rapist."

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Watch the tv/film "IT" starring tim curry. If your not scared of clowns, you'll be put off by them watching this tv/film classic from 1990.

Tim curry = scary

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If they are anything like Doink the clown (ex WWE wrestler) at fighting then they must be wimps because he was crap.

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Easiest thing to do if they come at you... go for the juggler. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scary or not?..."

They are for some, good luck if one of the bellends leap out on me

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell

One came around the corner with an axe while I was walking home at night. As a reflex i punched him then Headbutted him. Fucker deserved it. Hope he learned his lesson.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"I was taking my grandkids t school and a guy dressed as a clown jumped out and thought I will scare this old man and his grand kids but what he dident know was I'm a canny hitter for my age so I knocked the fukka out cold I thought it was funny not sure how the clown saw it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They need to fucking do one.. mind my French... doing my head in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But i wont be doing it again now its all gone this mad

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