FabSwingers.com forum: The all-new "Newbies & Lurkers come and say Hi" thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once again it's time to ask the newbies and those that lurk in stealth but rarely post on the forums to come and make yourselves visible!

It's always great to get new blood on here so come and say hello, introduce yourselves and - most importantly - don't be strangers, stick around and join us

Forum Regulars - a polite request please: I *know* it's SOOOO tempting to dive in and overtake the thread but please, go on, give the less regular posters some space to come say hi and make themselves known!

G'wan don't be shy, it would great to get to know you all

Play nicely please everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Been on here a few weeks so reasonably new

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello both! Welcome ..

I'm breaking my own rule by posting in here but surely, in fact I KNOW, there's more out there!

Come say hello!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This profile is very new, were not though

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not completely new, but back after a break

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hola

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hola

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Hello shy girl

We have to be quiet

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hola

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

Hello shy girl

We have to be quiet

I will until Tuesday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan you've UNLOSd someone already you bastard

*backs out quietly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still lurking

back after being off fab for a while... Use to have a right laugh in forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan you've UNLOSd someone already you bastard

*backs out quietly*"

I was jut about to say that!

Smooth Dan...smooth

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Hi there, I'm not new but have only recently become active on Fab. Good times are a coming...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan you've UNLOSd someone already you bastard

*backs out quietly*"

ooh gawd, thread fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op asked forum regulars not to post crap.....some didn't listen.

Personally think this is a great thread so well done OP.

Hopefully the vultures won't circle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not completely new but lurking in between the sheets.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"welcome all

apologies OP, I missed that bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey definatly a newbie in the forums,dipping my toes so to speak. How lovely to be made soo welcome haha

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By *hefireinsideWoman
over a year ago

city

Love reading the forums.. Slowly dipping my feet into commenting, hard to keep up sometimes! But it's an asset to have *generally* like-minded people about to converse!

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By *hefireinsideWoman
over a year ago

city

"Hey definatly a newbie in the forums,dipping my toes so to speak. How lovely to be made soo welcome haha

Mx"

Ha snap

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We've been on fab for a few weeks now so i guess we're still relatively new.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Welcome everyone xx

Is it only me who finds it funny that the first person that comments goes UNLOS after 50 mins?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Hey Been on here a few weeks so reasonably new

Wahahaha!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I post occassionally but lurk more, so I will say "Hello"!

--Red

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By *unkymancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hiiiiiii! Mostly a lurker on here, have been thinking about getting more active in the forums but I'm generally too busy fannying around on chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're still fairly new but do get involved with forum topics from time to time some of which are very funny.

Hi to all the other newbies too

Casse & mark x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not Newbies or Lurkers, but thought we'd say 'Hello'

Bonjour

Hola

Hallo / Guten tag

Ciao

Olà

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey definatly a newbie in the forums,dipping my toes so to speak. How lovely to be made soo welcome haha

Ha snap

Definatly it's a full time job to keep up

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Not new, post quite often, but not that you'd notice. So, introducing myself as a newbie #making a fresh start#

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By *unbbw101Woman
over a year ago

Billericay

Hi All. Im a regular lurker and post occasionally if im feeling brave enough

Nixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it safe to say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm shy so be gentle with me.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Welcome all, i tend to lurk alot and participate when i want to (more so over the last week). Take everything with a pinch of salt and join the banter

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Bloody hell ! Is this thread cursed ?

You post and go UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Been on here a few weeks so reasonably new

- Account deleted and hour later, lasted long

Heyy I'm Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all. New profile, but been here before. I'm not a forum lurker, but I try not to get involved in the more complex issues.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

What a cool thread. Welcome to all newbs, relatively newbs, regulars and regular/fellow post whores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, I'm shy so be gentle with me.

Come and sit in this corner over here. It's the gentle corner

Mwhahaha *cough cough*

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Hi xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't post loads but I do lurk a lot!

So.... hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on a few months and posted on a few, so relatively new lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here a year now .. only started posting the past 4 months maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gentle bump to say 'hello' and 'welcome' to the new and stealth brigade! My, what a handsome / attractive bunch you all are and thank you for posting!

Who else is out there, don't be shy, come say hello ... We don't bite! No really we won't. We promise!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentle bump to say 'hello' and 'welcome' to the new and stealth brigade! My, what a handsome / attractive bunch you all are and thank you for posting!

Who else is out there, don't be shy, come say hello ... We don't bite! No really we won't. We promise!!"

I bet you do bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi n welcome to all the newbies n lurkers xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gentle bump to say 'hello' and 'welcome' to the new and stealth brigade! My, what a handsome / attractive bunch you all are and thank you for posting!

Who else is out there, don't be shy, come say hello ... We don't bite! No really we won't. We promise!!

I bet you do bite

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm new here, please be nice to me

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

I'm new lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm new here, please be nice to me

Liar liar your bums on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/16 20:17:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm a terrible lurker. Usually the moment has gone before I pluck up courage to post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of being told off by the OP I'm going to say hello. Was a regular but took some time away and now all shiny and new again.

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By *iss Atomic BombWoman
over a year ago

Narnia

I'm also a lurker!

Mel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lurker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan can I say a sparkly hi and welcome to all the newbies and lurker please

Twirls and throws fairy dust at everyone.

(Technically New)

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I hate the word lurkers it sounds creepy

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Hey Been on here a few weeks so reasonably new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

I feel like that sometimes

Hi x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Hi there, I'm not new but have only recently become active on Fab. Good times are a coming..."

It's a bath, phew

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Reporting for duty!

Honestly, I'm wide eyed but bushy tailed.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hello lurkers, newbies and bringers of sparkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Thought it's about time we said hi,Lisa and I have been on the site a few months now and had a lot of fun,we lurk on the forum but haven't posted till now

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening all

Thought it's about time we said hi,Lisa and I have been on the site a few months now and had a lot of fun,we lurk on the forum but haven't posted till now

Did it hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Thought it's about time we said hi,Lisa and I have been on the site a few months now and had a lot of fun,we lurk on the forum but haven't posted till now

Loving the lightsaber

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

Evening all,

Been here over a year so I guess that

makes me a lurker.

I post once in a blue moon so its not that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome to all the newbies and new commenters...... and to you Joe

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening all,

Been here over a year so I guess that

makes me a lurker.

I post once in a blue moon so its not that bad.

You'll have to stay now

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Evening all,

Been here over a year so I guess that

makes me a lurker.

I post once in a blue moon so its not that bad.

You'll have to stay now

Ahh crap, I was planning on going to the pub haha]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello new people.

Stay with it.....it's awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Thought it's about time we said hi,Lisa and I have been on the site a few months now and had a lot of fun,we lurk on the forum but haven't posted till now

Loving the lightsaber

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Thought it's about time we said hi,Lisa and I have been on the site a few months now and had a lot of fun,we lurk on the forum but haven't posted till now

Did it hurt?

Nahh it wasn't too bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'm a newbie. Been on Fabs for a year but only started using it very recently. I'm a shy sub so please be gentle

this is my first forum post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

I guess I'm a newbie. Been on Fabs for a year but only started using it very recently. I'm a shy sub so please be gentle

this is my first forum post "

Welcome lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome one & all newbies/lurkers...it's a fun and everso slightly bonkers place on here...enjoy the ride!!

Oh & Dan wouldn't dare tell me off for posting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not newbies on fab but after a break we are frequenting the forums again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all, I'm an old hand at lurking, been away from the forums for almost a year but thought why not and came back to lurk some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

I feel like that sometimes

Hi x"

Until your comment, I thought I had done it again! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening! A lurker/newbie checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

I feel like that sometimes

Hi x

Until your comment, I thought I had done it again! Lol"

It seemed to be stuck with me as last poster for a while after I said hi.... I figured that was a special kind of thread kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im often found lurking in the forums and do the odd thread

welcome all newbies

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi newbs come say hi don't be shy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

Have you stolen Rugger's avatar pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

Have you stolen Rugger's avatar pic

Absolutely not! Those are my thighs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome everyone new! I still feel fairly new myself, but I don't think that's accurate anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lurk. Not in a creepy way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I should lurk more....and maybe engage internal monologue before hitting "post message"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In definitely a lurker.

Ellie

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

Have you stolen Rugger's avatar pic

Absolutely not! Those are my thighs!"

Crikey, it would be absolutely delightful to sit between the pair of you and let my hands do a little bit of wandering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lurk. Not in a creepy way. "

That immediately made me think you're now lurking in a creepy way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

Have you stolen Rugger's avatar pic

Absolutely not! Those are my thighs!

Crikey, it would be absolutely delightful to sit between the pair of you and let my hands do a little bit of wandering

Now there is a thought to cheer my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Friday night bump - hopefully a new set of newbs out there looking in ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely a stealth mode lurker but definitely not new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're still lurking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friday night bump - hopefully a new set of newbs out there looking in ..

Ready to go UNLOS any moment

Beard

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Evening all

Thought it's about time we said hi,Lisa and I have been on the site a few months now and had a lot of fun,we lurk on the forum but haven't posted till now

Did it hurt?

Nahh it wasn't too bad lol "

There you go then

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I lurk. Not in a creepy way. "

Feel free to lurk at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

We are new, been on Fab a few weeks. I've (F) been lurking in the forums for a while, never really posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty new to the Forums but not new to Fab. I'm really looking forward to meeting some Forumites on the 15th at a social

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

New to forums..Hi

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By *heladyandthelibertineCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Hello... Another lurker coming to say hello- used to post under a different profile, but have been lurking since the new year. Thank you DanBerks for giving us lurkers a shout out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very new to forum side and trying to get involved In things I like to chat about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lurk. Not in a creepy way.

Feel free to lurk at me

Don't mind if I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not new but seem to be an expert topic killer and great at being overlooked.

Still here though

Me to

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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago

london

Hi I'm Suggs pls come and say hi. Tips and advice always appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's been a few comings & goings in 8 weeks!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

This should have been

The "come and say bye" thread!!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"This should have been

The "come and say bye" thread!!!"

Ha ha...so it seems...and any newbies that are still here are surely not considered newbies any longer?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi relatively new but must learn as been banned twice in two weeks so must learn what I can and can't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops not in here - been around for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on here after a couple of years away so guess that makes me a newbie again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite new, but I just got stuck in and went for what I wanted - had a meet in the first 3 days

I'm a horny slut that loves sex and believe that variety is the spice of life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm..Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tahp of the Marnin to ye...

New in terms of "I've not met/spoken to anyone on here", so I suppose that counts?

We all love sex. I personally love to fuck someone into the following week but that's just me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I been here for about 2 months not don't generally speak much but I wouldn't say I'm shy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Dan i believe you know my ex wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi relatively new but must learn as been banned twice in two weeks so must learn what I can and can't say "

What on earth did you say

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