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By *ikeC81 OP   Man
over a year ago

harrow

After reading a funny article in the mirror there was a trainee teacher who got a 7inch dildo stuck in her bum and had to go to hospital to get it removed

I was wondering if anyone else had any similar mishaps with toys lol - aparantley there is a website devoted to items stuck in bums and pussys that have been X-ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my watch once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i would be rather embarrased if i got a toy stuck inside

Although i did panic once when i tried using the love egg thingys and thought wtf couldnt get it out lol ...had to calm down and then it popped out ... trick is not to panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lose them, I kill them. One Lelo vibe, two rabbits (don't rate them anyway) and two Lelo wands thus far. I am the Pol Pot of sex toys.

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

I read the article and she was so embarrassed she told her story to a national newspaper

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I read the article and she was so embarrassed she told her story to a national newspaper "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sigh*

There was once an incident with anal beads that didn't have a flared base.

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I'm quite happy to say I've never had such an incident! I did see it in the metro this morning though and I did have a little giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read the article and she was so embarrassed she told her story to a national newspaper "
and put it on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snapped my rabbit in two riding it too vigoursly. xxx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

attended a couple of incidents which whilst they may have seemed a good idea at the time for the persons involved were less so when they needed 'assistance'..

friend was an A&E nurse in tommies and the tales she recounted were often

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I don't lose them, I kill them. One Lelo vibe, two rabbits (don't rate them anyway) and two Lelo wands thus far. I am the Pol Pot of sex toys. "
what a way to go tho

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By *cotFit4funMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have a friend who is a nurse in A&E and she can tell loads of stories haha...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I snapped the sucker base off my 12" dildo riding it too hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snapped the sucker base off my 12" dildo riding it too hard!"

Video, or it didn't happen! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snapped the sucker base off my 12" dildo riding it too hard!"

Wow! You win on the toy killing front, I am an amateur in comparison.

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By *ikeC81 OP   Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I snapped the sucker base off my 12" dildo riding it too hard!

Wow! You win on the toy killing front, I am an amateur in comparison. "

Mmmmm i need videos / photos / detailed descriptions otherwise it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I find really sad is that for the sake of a few hundred quid from the newspaper, she's thrown away her career.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I find really sad is that for the sake of a few hundred quid from the newspaper, she's thrown away her career. "

Has she thrown it away? I don't see how really? She was having consentual sex with her boyfriend. She has embarrassed herself absolutely but beyond that I can't see an issue

Beard

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I can see it easily, having trained as a teacher myself. We were always warned to be careful in the public eye, even pictures of teachers on a d*unken night out with friends have caused trouble before.

I'd imagine a parent or two of kids in her placement class might see the article and play hell to get her out of their child's class or school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see it easily, having trained as a teacher myself. We were always warned to be careful in the public eye, even pictures of teachers on a d*unken night out with friends have caused trouble before.

I'd imagine a parent or two of kids in her placement class might see the article and play hell to get her out of their child's class or school. "

But she didn't get d*unk, she had sex! Being d*unk in public is an offence and will get you in trouble, last time I checked consentual sex is perfectly legal

I know lots of people who trained as teachers and got up to far far far worse

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't lose them, I kill them. One Lelo vibe, two rabbits (don't rate them anyway) and two Lelo wands thus far. I am the Pol Pot of sex toys. "

I wonder how many people will get the pol pot reference lol

M

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I can see it easily, having trained as a teacher myself. We were always warned to be careful in the public eye, even pictures of teachers on a d*unken night out with friends have caused trouble before.

I'd imagine a parent or two of kids in her placement class might see the article and play hell to get her out of their child's class or school.

But she didn't get d*unk, she had sex! Being d*unk in public is an offence and will get you in trouble, last time I checked consentual sex is perfectly legal

I know lots of people who trained as teachers and got up to far far far worse

Beard"

Being tipsy on a standard night out is a different matter to being d*unk and disorderly and breaking the law.

Did those who got up to far worse publicise it in the media?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't lose them, I kill them. One Lelo vibe, two rabbits (don't rate them anyway) and two Lelo wands thus far. I am the Pol Pot of sex toys. "

get a doxy they are great

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Seen a lady use her Hitachi wand and inserted the whole head part and couldn't get it out. She panicked big time and it took at least thirty minutes before she freed it, not a pretty sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh she was too shy to tell the medical staff yet told a national rag lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can remember a time when I tried to write a message with an anal thermometer, sure bum had pinched my pencil.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I snapped the sucker base off my 12" dildo riding it too hard!

Wow! You win on the toy killing front, I am an amateur in comparison. "

Lol oops ....it's hanging off so can't stick it anywhere but still use it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see it easily, having trained as a teacher myself. We were always warned to be careful in the public eye, even pictures of teachers on a d*unken night out with friends have caused trouble before.

I'd imagine a parent or two of kids in her placement class might see the article and play hell to get her out of their child's class or school.

But she didn't get d*unk, she had sex! Being d*unk in public is an offence and will get you in trouble, last time I checked consentual sex is perfectly legal

I know lots of people who trained as teachers and got up to far far far worse

Beard"

They didn't splash their behavior across the tabloids and therefore the Internet for a handful of notes. Keep it private and keep it in the bedroom. Now whenever her name is googled she'll be found. Imagine if the kids google it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't lose them, I kill them. One Lelo vibe, two rabbits (don't rate them anyway) and two Lelo wands thus far. I am the Pol Pot of sex toys.

I wonder how many people will get the pol pot reference lol

M"
lol she has a mass burial site for massacred dildos in her back garden, that can only be seen from the air using a thermal imaging camera

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By *ive it to usCouple
over a year ago

cheshire


"I can see it easily, having trained as a teacher myself. We were always warned to be careful in the public eye, even pictures of teachers on a d*unken night out with friends have caused trouble before.

My sister was asked to leave a high school teaching post for something similar

I'd imagine a parent or two of kids in her placement class might see the article and play hell to get her out of their child's class or school. "

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I don't lose them, I kill them. One Lelo vibe, two rabbits (don't rate them anyway) and two Lelo wands thus far. I am the Pol Pot of sex toys.

I wonder how many people will get the pol pot reference lol

Mlol she has a mass burial site for massacred dildos in her back garden, that can only be seen from the air using a thermal imaging camera"

Dead sex toys give off a heat signiture these days?

You learn something new every day

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Last ladies night whilst fucking another lady doggy style with my strap on the dildo fell out turns out the o ring was stretched! Now got a new metal cock ring to hold it firmly in place

Bun

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"What I find really sad is that for the sake of a few hundred quid from the newspaper, she's thrown away her career. "

Maybe she thought being a teacher it would be a good idea to share her story, in case someone less open had the same thing happen to them and not go to the hospital, thinking it might just pop out by itself.

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