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The return of the National FAB Fantasy bus tour!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Some of you may recall I started this a very long time ago and it was mentioned on a forum last night as being a fun memory.

So I thought I would bring it back in case anyone fancies climbing on board? (Ahem)

So basically this is an imaginary bus that tours the length and breath of the UK , where you can jump on to go and visit someone you have fancied on FAB for ages but will never meet because of the distance being too far. So it's a fantasy bus tour!

For example, I am known for my love of big muscular ripped guys but most seem to live up north and as I live in Kent, I am unlikely to get to meet them. So the imaginary bus tour allows me to jump on board and get a ticket to somewhere 200 miles away for a hot meet imaginary meet!

The catch? Well you have to tell the conductor WHO you are going to meet!

Loads of people actually planned real life meets the last time so you never know if your secret crush might make your sexy dreams come true!

OK? Off you go.....

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!

No sweat..... back to my wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'm the first one on!

Surrey to Staffordshire to see Curiousb89

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Up to Scotland please, driver.

Is DirtyGirl still on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we naming names? I'd need a season ticket as I'd be travelling all over the place!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!

No sweat..... back to my wine "

I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).

But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?

Mr ddc

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

little house on the praire to see diamondsmiles

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation. "

They have! Run as fast as you can! Although we miss you xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation. "

Ooh, you're still around? Pity I've already blown my ticket...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation.

They have! Run as fast as you can! Although we miss you xx"

Can't be arsed I like my life

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation.

Ooh, you're still around? Pity I've already blown my ticket..."

Oh well shit happens and then we die

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation.

Ooh, you're still around? Pity I've already blown my ticket...

Oh well shit happens and then we die "

Ffs!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Wales would have to be on the trip for me, Merry and RoughAndSmooth

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"As I can see the forums have changed I'm going back into hibernation.

Ooh, you're still around? Pity I've already blown my ticket...

Oh well shit happens and then we die

Ffs! "

It's ok you will get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just come along for the ride and stare out the window.

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!

No sweat..... back to my wine

I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).

But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?

Mr ddc"

Oh dear . Have a bit of fun. When I did it, of course people named names! It's just a compliment to someone they admire from afar. If people feel uncomfortable then don't play! Very easy!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll just come along for the ride and stare out the window."
you could serve the drinks young man

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll just come along for the ride and moon out the window."

Pervert

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!

No sweat..... back to my wine

I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).

But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?

Mr ddc

Oh dear . Have a bit of fun. When I did it, of course people named names! It's just a compliment to someone they admire from afar. If people feel uncomfortable then don't play! Very easy! "

Maybe you called it something else? I could bump them all if you like?

Maybe I'm growing bored of people harking back to the good old days when things were so much better.

Oh, And moaning about the newbies filling up threads with incessant to-ing and fro-ing.

But don't worry, I've already been berated by one Forum Famous person today for having a contrary opinion.

That didn't bother me much either...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!"

Sounds like at the moment it's a direct trip from mine... should be there in no time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ticket for Brighton, London and Scotland. Oh do we have discount vouchers for hotels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the UK?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Just the UK? "

Well send a plane to get you.....bring all the hotties too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just the UK?

Well send a plane to get you.....bring all the hotties too "

Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Just the UK?

Well send a plane to get you.....bring all the hotties too

Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out "

Dont forget the paddles

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out "

You have a rubber dinghy?

That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"

"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out

You have a rubber dinghy?

That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"

"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "

"

I don't think the River Derwent is wide enough to accommodate such a vessel

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out

You have a rubber dinghy?

That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"

"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "

I don't think the River Derwent is wide enough to accommodate such a vessel "

It was the big hill at the end that I was most worried about!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Blimey! How times change! People loved this the last time!

No sweat..... back to my wine

I had a quick check, one of them had 6 posts (the favourite was 'Michaelwood Services') the other 41, the majority of which named 'Scotland'. In neither did people have to name actual usernames. (which I suspect might be your issue - if I wanted to meet XXX, we would pm them privately where our rejection would at least be private).

But maybe the morning crowd will roll with it?

Mr ddc

Oh dear . Have a bit of fun. When I did it, of course people named names! It's just a compliment to someone they admire from afar. If people feel uncomfortable then don't play! Very easy!

Maybe you called it something else? I could bump them all if you like?

Maybe I'm growing bored of people harking back to the good old days when things were so much better.

Oh, And moaning about the newbies filling up threads with incessant to-ing and fro-ing.

But don't worry, I've already been berated by one Forum Famous person today for having a contrary opinion.

That didn't bother me much either... "

Jesus! I would hate to see you in a bad mood!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!"

Cor I wouldn't mind a round trip to pick you up! I can't guarantee I would let you leave though!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just the UK? "

Whoops! Sorry! Yes sending you a special chartered aircraft!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Jesus! I would hate to see you in a bad mood "

Meh.

I can do 'apathetic' if it helps?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!

Cor I wouldn't mind a round trip to pick you up! I can't guarantee I would let you leave though! "

I'm sure I could be convinced to stick around

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Swing by Birmingham and pick me up, I've got my packed lunch and list of lovely ladies I'd like to grab along the way!

Cor I wouldn't mind a round trip to pick you up! I can't guarantee I would let you leave though!

I'm sure I could be convinced to stick around "

Bus driver! I am kidnapping this one!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Yes I'll come please

Take me wherever I'll find a victim

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A ticket please to southwest to meet miss honey would do just fine maybe even via north wales to visit missbella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I'll come please

Take me wherever I'll find a victim "

Prepare as the bus begins to steam up...

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Scotland calling... The border is still open.. Better hurry

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Damm it I missed the bus. Oh well. Xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up to Bonny Scotland please, I have a disco dancing, cocktail sipping, gossip date with Mikki long overdue.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wales would have to be on the trip for me, Merry and RoughAndSmooth "

Fine choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the UK?

Whoops! Sorry! Yes sending you a special chartered aircraft! "

Yay. I'll be ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to train much quicker I'd go wales first pick up Miss bella amd dark angel then Ireland to go pick up Miss Bold Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also need a trip across the Irish Sea for a recently returned fabster, though I suppose we'd better detour to pick up Number One Chap first as he's a little keen on her too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just the UK?

Whoops! Sorry! Yes sending you a special chartered aircraft!

Yay. I'll be ready! "

Could you bring Rounders with you please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow would be great

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Take me anywhere but a few people are on my would like to meet list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder will this be like most buses, you wait for ages then three come along together?

One can but dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the UK?

Well send a plane to get you.....bring all the hotties too "

You seem to have most of them in the UK

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Wonder will this be like most buses, you wait for ages then three come along together?

One can but dream "

Hop on that plane with BG you

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By *hatHappensNextCouple
over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

I'll jump on and see who's on board, can we head to Bournemouth to see mnt4ever02.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'll be clocking up some serious miles ... I'd need a season ticket..

Northampton would be my first stop to see a miss lick... If we continue south there's a few I'd like to meet funky soul being one in Kent, Op if the like to hop on board as well, along into Hampshire and the south coast picking up as we go along .... Wales has some beautiful ladies to match it's wonderful scenery .. through the northwest then into Scotland .. I've a few in the northeast I'd like to hop on board .... I think I need a bigger bus

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket?? "

I'll have the kettle on

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Can I have a round trip ticket please? I could be bringing friends xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a lift to work tomorrow, can you swing by around 8am....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on peeps sing along....

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??

I'll have the kettle on "

Do you supply nibbles too?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??

I'll have the kettle on

Do you supply nibbles too? "

Sure I'll find something you can sink your teeth into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to visit The Midlands, Northern and Southern Ireland and from the South East all the way along to Lands End probably. How much is that round ticket??

I'll have the kettle on

Do you supply nibbles too?

Sure I'll find something you can sink your teeth into "

Your hospitality knows no bounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on peeps sing along....

The wheels on the bus go round and round.... "

Round and round ...the wheels on the bus go round and and round all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on peeps sing along....

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

Round and round ...the wheels on the bus go round and and round all day long "

I know a song that'll get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves,

I know a song that'll get on your nerves,

All day long ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on peeps sing along....

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

Round and round ...the wheels on the bus go round and and round all day long

I know a song that'll get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves,

I know a song that'll get on your nerves,

All day long .. "

Hey i know that song to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop on to lick the windows as I'm feeling in a special kinda mood

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Sod the plane, I'll get ma rubber dinghy out

You have a rubber dinghy?

That reminds me of the time I had to dial 999 to ask for the Bomb Squad. The lady was very snooty and insisted that I could only have police, fire or ambulance. "Your only other choice is the Coastguard"

"Okay, if you're sure one of their minesweepers could make it to central Derbyshire, I guess we could give them a try... "

I don't think the River Derwent is wide enough to accommodate such a vessel

It was the big hill at the end that I was most worried about! "

Ah well they can always get off and push, they roll cheese down hills in some parts of the country apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pop on to lick the windows as I'm feeling in a special kinda mood "

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"Up to Scotland please, driver.

Is DirtyGirl still on here?

"

Wow, name search for dirtygirl brings up some fantastic results!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

We would be travelling everywhere. Does this bus go to Ireland?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please OP Conductor, please could we get the ferry to Ireland, I'd love to visit Boldgirl, and it'll save the airfares and help lower pollution and save the polar bears.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Everyone we want to meet is on the bus!

Think we'll just get on for the round trip and entertain some of the travelers on the trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning driver please can you take me to Merseyside to see the most hot and handsome NORTHERNLAD999! Please don't make any stops is urgent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can the bus stop at Stonehenge? I'll be stood on the A303 thumbing a lift, tits out with a big smile of excitement. I also need a round trip as lots of meets to fit in on the way.

Bagsy the back seat

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Let me have a look at my hot list before I get my ticket

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Can i just hop along for the ride, i may just enjoy the company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i just hop along for the ride, i may just enjoy the company "

You can hop on me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come for the journey, had some of my best sleeps on buses.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can i just hop along for the ride, i may just enjoy the company "

Come and sit at the back with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I think I'll need one of those round the UK tickets please....with extra long stop offs in East Mids, Oop Norf, Bath oh and if its not too busy down there, the South West please...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i just hop along for the ride, i may just enjoy the company

Come and sit at the back with me "

Can sit at the back too?

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

I'm on for hopping on the bus, and see where it could lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have too many stops to make so I'll sit this one out

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Id have too many stops to make so I'll sit this one out "

Just head straight up here

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Can i just hop along for the ride, i may just enjoy the company

Come and sit at the back with me "

Naughty girls back row as always

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