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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I do

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Now I do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never to be free from it's morphy richards prison...

It's a sad tale you weave

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "

Not until now, maybe I should name it like a pet, I'll call it tear drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you've got me thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It has a dream to go out to sea. It got d*unk once. Passed out of the body as urine and flushed down the toilet. It thought it's dream had come true until it wound up in a sewage treatment plant where it underwent horrific conditions. It lost track of time. Everything went dark. It lost its sense of worth as a molecule. It so wanted to be a part of something big.

Time passed. Nobody knows how long. It started moving and everything went dark again. It shot out of a tap at such a pace that it got dizzy and splashed around a bit.

It looked around. Saw a familiar crack of light from above. A triangle with three plastic bars across it. The molecule's worst fear had been realised.

It was back in a kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

"

Do you dry it though?

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

"

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, not thought about that before. But it's kind of liking that every atom in your body was once part of a star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?"

I put the milk in last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

I put the milk in last"

He fell for it!

None is the correct answer

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?"

Milk?

Who the fuck puts milk in tea?

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

I put the milk in last

He fell for it!

None is the correct answer "

Not when I make the tea, I never stated my method was the correct way, just my way

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

I put the milk in last

Wrong. It was a trick question.

Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion? "

Oh you're good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?"

Depends if made in a pot or cup.

Pot. Milk first.

Cup. Milk last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

I put the milk in last

He fell for it!

None is the correct answer

Not when I make the tea, I never stated my method was the correct way, just my way "

*goes off to check wording*........................................................shit, he's right

It's still not right though i tells thee

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

I put the milk in last"

Wrong. It was a trick question.

Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion?

Fuck sake. Fat thumbs. Accidentally deleted my post

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

Depends if made in a pot or cup.

Pot. Milk first.

Cup. Milk last.

"

You can't call yourself a professional if you put milk in your tea. Gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're an odd kitty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"You're an odd kitty."

Meow

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules "

You cruel, cruel man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're an odd kitty.

Meow"

Purr purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man "
What have molecules ever done for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ? "

Fuck all. Tiny bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ? "

But what have the molecules ever do TO you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Tonks And Foxxxx, no milk left for you as I put it in my tea

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By *uffyMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "

Nice thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?

Fuck all. Tiny bastards!! "
exactly. Death to molecules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?

But what have the molecules ever do TO you?"
lived rent free in my kettle for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm a professional tea maker and anyone worth their salt knows

to empty the kettle every time.

Ok. If you're a professional.. milk in tea, first or last?

Depends if made in a pot or cup.

Pot. Milk first.

Cup. Milk last.

You can't call yourself a professional if you put milk in your tea. Gross. "

Blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?

But what have the molecules ever do TO you? lived rent free in my kettle for years "

*tweaks nose* be nice

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "
You need a hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "

Sweetie, are you high?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?

Fuck all. Tiny bastards!! exactly. Death to molecules "

And those little atom pals of theirs!!

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?

You need a hobby "

I have a hobby. See post below yours for more info

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?

Sweetie, are you high?"

Was just about to ask the same question

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "

As we're approximately 60% water you can guarantee some of it has been in someone elses's poo. It might have even been in William Shakespeare's poo at some point in it's existence.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo?

As we're approximately 60% water you can guarantee some of it has been in someone elses's poo. It might have even been in William Shakespeare's poo at some point in it's existence."

I want mine to have been in Patrick Swayze's poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion?

"

It tastes better?.......and I'm not a pretentious twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[all known forms of sense and normality Removed by poster at 05/10/16 02:16:47]"

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"

Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion?

It tastes better?.......and I'm not a pretentious twat?

"

Are you calling me a pretentious twat? Or are you making an irrelevant comment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why would you put milk in a herbal leaf infusion?

It tastes better?.......and I'm not a pretentious twat?

Are you calling me a pretentious twat? Or are you making an irrelevant comment? "

Yes.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "

Maybe Lee Smolin's book on time would help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the life of a water molecule that's absorbed into your body. Where does it go? What does it do? Does it bother you that you probably have a water molecule in your body that has been in somebody else's poo? "
. Can i have some of what youre smoking plzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that how you feel OP?

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

We are all made of star dust.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"We are all made of star dust."

Whilst not entirely, we all certainly have stardust in our composition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when I trap the bastud little molecules

You cruel, cruel man What have molecules ever done for me ?

Fuck all. Tiny bastards!! exactly. Death to molecules "

Boil the little bastards I say!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel a film coming on

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Have you ever considered that the water molecule doesn't actually exist and that all we believe is just dream of a speck of dust in another dimension?

As for tea.. That seems like a waste of good water and cow juice, if you decide whether you are going to add or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to cloud suite by David gates that provides all the answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are all made of star dust.

Whilst not entirely, we all certainly have stardust in our composition."

Where else does matter come from?

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Tea anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Molecular science? hokum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea anyone?"

Only if you're making it... Im not professional enough it seems

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex


"We are all made of star dust.

Whilst not entirely, we all certainly have stardust in our composition.

Where else does matter come from? "

Does it really matter

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Tea anyone?

Only if you're making it... Im not professional enough it seems "

If you bring me some water I'll make some. I have a kettle but not enough water and I don't want to go inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea anyone?

Only if you're making it... Im not professional enough it seems

If you bring me some water I'll make some. I have a kettle but not enough water and I don't want to go inside "

On my way

Put the kettle on.... er, the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a delightful thread.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I can categorically state that this has never happened in my kitchen. I use a le creuset stove top kettle, I regularly get distracted and let it boil dry.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "

Probably thinks its a single guy on Fab

S

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"

Where else does matter come from? "

Stardust (or cosmic dust) is matter left over from the formation of stars and/or matter that has been expelled from stars during their lifetime.

All matter (including the matter that coalesced to form the stars) originated from the big bang.

So whilst all the matter that comprises stars originated from the big bang, not all the matter in the universe originates from stars.

Just thought I'd clear that one up

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "

Or perhaps if said molecule has passed through at an earlier date and returned

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Amongst all the water molecules in your kettle, do you ever wonder if there's one molecule that's been there a reeaally long time? How many times its jiggled in excitement at being boiled and so very nearly been poured? Or turned to steam only to meet the lid and condense back into water? "

Every morning sigh....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Weirdly I sort of had and swilled the kettle out big time yesterday to make sure all the water was fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly I sort of had and swilled the kettle out big time yesterday to make sure all the water was fresh "

But did you get every....single....molecule?

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