FabSwingers.com forum: Things you'd never say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Layering four shades of brown to get the right shading effect is overkill."

"I have too many coloured pencils."

"I have too many books."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I wont be having anymore cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a run? Up some hills? No thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant wait to go back to work!!!!

Jayxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake? Oh I'd better not ..

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Coffee please

No bacon for me, thanks

I don't have a single book to read

Netflix and chill?

Does my bum look big in this?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

That music is too loud

another festival? Nah I'm fed up of mud

I've got enough books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More chocolate? No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love everyone.

All people are beautiful.

No thank you I don't want any more wine/chocolate/pizza/crisps etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I definitely don't want a gangbang with everybody else being women...."

"No Channing Tatum I won't sleep with you now please stop pestering me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it would be a good idea to be a vegan.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

do not like cake

do not fancy a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're going too fast

Those subs are far too loud

I think I'll save my money and not buy car parts today

No I don't want a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following the collapse of the Soviet Union, corruption no longer troubled Russia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it! I'm becoming a monk....sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick pint? Nah better not I've got work in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back ......., come on open goal!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Simples"

"I'll have the pasta"

"No blowjob for me, Miss Minogue"

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

"You mean the message you sent was directed at me not Ms G?"

Mr G

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have far to many dresses i must stop buying them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I won't buy another car

Yes those parts were cheap.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I have far to many dresses i must stop buying them"
just get another wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nice, shy, quiet girl.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I suppose one Jag is enough

Organising gangbang/group parties is just too much like hard work and not doing anymore

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I love everyone.

All people are beautiful.

No thank you I don't want any more wine/chocolate/pizza/crisps etc"

LMFAO you're my favourite forumite.

For me it'd probably be:

No, thanks, I can't possibly fuck any more men today, thanks, I'm done!

Yeah, women *do* belong in the kitchen, you're right!

Sure, I'll be your sexy little geisha.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

I just love being completely ignored despite sending a polite message, really, I know it's soooo much effort to say 'thanks, but no thanks', so please don't, I really don't mind ....

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm a nice, shy, quiet girl. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I won't be brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was brought up never to lay a hand on a lady.....so no i will not spank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a lie in today

No thankyou my stomachs full

The most annoying being no I can't do yo a favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I don't fancy going to the gym today

Bacon? No thanks.

Not now I'm not in the mood for sex

No your friend can't join in, I don't care how hot she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Stop being silly

2.I'm looking forward to winter

3.Put some clothes on

4.let's go on a beach holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a full nights sleep (insomniac)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a bacon sandwich

Yeah, sure I'll experiment with you. You clearly know me better than I do...you pointed this out when you told me I'd love it.

No thanks Mac, I'm not in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my cock look big in these?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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So from this I learned two people don't like bacon of which I approve

(This I would say)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do"

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

""I do"

I did and it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I wouldn't stress about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cider for me thanks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i love oneself ?. No not really

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

A huge muscular ripped hulk of a man who could pick me with one hand over his head and throw me onto the bed and pin me down and have his very wicked debauched way with me..... is not something I would ever say! (ahem ..cough..)

(Fingers crossed behind my back with my eyes closed as I blink when I lie!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea? No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do"

I did and it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I wouldn't stress about it."

Just something I thought would've happened by the time I hit my thirties!

Nevermind, I've got my best mate then that's just separated after 11 months and a 28k wedding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry I can't spank you today I'm busy no I'm really really sorry it will have to wait

What you only want five orgasms yes ofcourse I'll stop at five

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By *adeDragonMan
over a year ago

Guildford

"No thanks, I'd rather not lick your clit tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop kissing me ....and kindly remove your hands from there

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I dont need any more shoes

Ive gone right off sex

No chocolate for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I get a meet.

Why do people delete messages without replying

No I don't want another cup of tea/more chocolate/more KFC

Are you baking bread in your pants

Yes come in and let's talk about accepting jesus into my heart.

No *********** I don't want to meet you. You're a minger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums better in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I want to know this Saturdays lottery numbers? No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to have more time at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in the Clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me your problems

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Another glass of wine? I couldn't lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

size doesn't matter!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'red head? Not for me thanks'

'Never been a fan of chicken if I'm honest'

'I wish I'd gone vegan years ago'

'I do wish my willy would sleep once in a while'

'FFS more messages?! There just aren't enough hours in the day.....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like potato salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes another 3 points for Sunderland, well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes Sunderland are the best team in the Northeast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope Bet365 is open to taking back some of this money. It's unfair how much they are handing out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No, I don't take anonymous gifts of £millions.

We should bring back capital punishment.

No, I won't try getting shagged by a cock over 12 inches.

Scientology is obviously a religion based on 100% truth and all its members are similarly heterosexual, without fail.

Everyone should just have sex within marriage or remain celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbecue?? Can't we just cook it under the grill?

Sorry I can't go to Cape Town with you. My parents have just got back from Spain and I'm gagging to see the 1500 photos they took.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't buy any more shoes

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ok, I'll learn to drive."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Let's go to IKEA."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I could murder a MacDonald's."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Will you marry me?"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Let's go to an organised social for all the Politics Forumites.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Let's go to an organised social for all the Politics Forumites.

OMG.

Complementary ear plugs?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not tonight, I've got a headache!

(Best cure for a headache imo

)

Bun

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I do wish you wouldn't put your fingers in there

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Both of you at the same time? But that's preposterous!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I've got a headache so won't fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe everything I am told

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I couldn't possibly suck your cock again as my lips are chapped

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

A very good friend of mine told me an acquaintance of hers once told her she wanted to suck his cock too often

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I got an amazing insight into my life by consulting the Ouija board."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, that Donald Trump fella does talk a lot of sense doesn't he? And I must say that I find that Murdoch chap has a damn fine and very informative bunch of publications. In fact, if you chuck Nigel Farage in to this mix, you'd have the most upstanding and look-uptoable people I could possibly want to be stuck in a lift with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think kissing is tediously boring, oh and barman please make that an extra small glass of wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think kissing is tediously boring, oh and barman please make that an extra small glass of wine please"

Minxy, stop wiggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want any more sex with beautiful men and women.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I have too many stormtroopers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have you considered taking the Lord Jesus into your heart?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'd love to go clothes shopping in a very busy city centre on a Saturday".

"I can't wait for the next Fast and Furious movie".

"I detest my job!"

"wow, I'm so lucky that you insist on sharing your gym routine with me. Tell me every. fucking. detail."

Nell

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Have you considered taking the Lord Jesus into your ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Why yes, id love to see a photo of what you had for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Have you considered taking the Lord Jesus into your heart?"

Tell me more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I want to watch X Factor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Halloumi.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am getting married.......

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

" ............................"

I'll never say it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No thanks. I find fat cock a total turn off.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Me? The third Duke of Winbourne? Here? In an all girls comprehensive? With my reputation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Sharon Osbornes decision to put Honey G through was a marvellous idea. After all the woman is full of talent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes your bum does look big in those jeans

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have you considered taking the Lord Jesus into your ass?"

Have you considered taking me in you ass?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm going blonde

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Yes I'd love to go clothes shopping in a very busy city centre on a Saturday".

"I can't wait for the next Fast and Furious movie".

"I detest my job!"

"wow, I'm so lucky that you insist on sharing your gym routine with me. Tell me every. fucking. detail."

Nell"

But do you have enough books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't want to see your freshly shaved pussy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think I'll vote Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars are good for the planet.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Tea- no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can win x factor and BGT while strapped to a chair naked having my balls squeezed hard by a sexy fab lady

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'm getting married!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

No Boris, I am not going to bugger you with this chainsaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more drinks for me thanks, I'm heading home for an early night.

I shouldn't get that tattoo, I might regret it when I'm older.

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

I love exercise.

I'm going to think carefully before I speak, so I can avoid offending people.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

"I think Sharon Osbornes decision to put Honey G through was a marvellous idea. After all the woman is full of talent! "

I think your pics aren't stunning

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I am orally bi

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't need more shoes/bags/lingerie.

No, I'm not keen for dancing tonight.

Grab some lube you'll need it.

Just a small one

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"I can win x factor and BGT while strapped to a chair naked having my balls squeezed hard by a sexy fab lady"

Well it sounds far more talented and artistic than the crap that's normally on there!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't need more shoes/bags/lingerie.

No, I'm not keen for dancing tonight.

Grab some lube you'll need it.

Just a small one

"
miss h I think I best sleep on the couch I'm too d*unk to take advantage of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need more books I've got plenty

I very got plenty of wool no need for more.

No cake I'm fine thanks

No spanking

I'm really an introvert

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't need more shoes/bags/lingerie.

No, I'm not keen for dancing tonight.

Grab some lube you'll need it.

Just a small one

miss h I think I best sleep on the couch I'm too d*unk to take advantage of you"

Don;t play with fire, young man

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Please don't stick your penis in my bottom

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't need more shoes/bags/lingerie.

No, I'm not keen for dancing tonight.

Grab some lube you'll need it.

Just a small one

miss h I think I best sleep on the couch I'm too d*unk to take advantage of you

Don;t play with fire, young man

Sure I'll let you be in control

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Do we have to do it again.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Yes I'd love to go clothes shopping in a very busy city centre on a Saturday".

"I can't wait for the next Fast and Furious movie".

"I detest my job!"

"wow, I'm so lucky that you insist on sharing your gym routine with me. Tell me every. fucking. detail."

Nell

But do you have enough books?"

Oh yes, I forgot! " I'm getting rid of all my books to make space for a large collection of twee porcelain country cottages".

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I hate oral

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll get right on it.

It'll be ready at the end of the day.

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By *cotFit4funMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have far too much spare money

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

No, no, go ahead, you have the last one.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Ladies please stop sending me boob pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I won't Cum in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going celibate...

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Ffs , my inbox is over run with lewd messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no forum clique at all...

No siree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs , my inbox is over run with lewd messages"

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By *aughtyHOTWifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Bath

Sweetheart, I have decided to sell my motorcycle.

'To Tina' Tell your sister not to leave her worn nickers on the bathroom floor.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No I don't want to see a face pic I'll believe your stunning.

I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend too much time on the Internet

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