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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah sod all the hotties, leave them to wallow in their own threads ..

For the rest of us, make yourselves known here ..

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Ooooooh gonna plop myself in here too.

Ta Dan xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*flies through on a microlite*

Coooeee!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm just going to post in every thread

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, one for me

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm just going to post in every thread "

Great minds.... every thread is an opportunity!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about those of us who are completely unwanted?

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By *wingnewbieMan
over a year ago

Melbourne

I think I'm more suited to this group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That be me...no one even knows im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I'm in on this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hellllooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels like the safer place to be.

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By *arlolad71Man
over a year ago

darlington

Hi north east guy.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That be me...no one even knows im here "
we do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm under average lol

Can I still join

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Well if the cap fit's, as the saying goes.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

...btw, just why exactly am I posting in this thread? Is there a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is so much better than the single hot lady thread .. I belong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*flies through on a microlite*

Coooeee!

"

*us morlocks wave our fists in anger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id better pull uo a chair too. Thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you referring to shape, as I was Average but decided to change my profile to Curvy. Can curvy people post?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I feel more comfy in here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, there's a hot single men thread and a hot single women thread. I'm neither, so I'll sit in here while I perve the other two threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly happier here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in tea made radio on let the fun begin

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

*waves*

My 'hundreds of messages a day' are actually about three.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm just going to post in every thread

Great minds.... every thread is an opportunity!!!!! "

One that we must grab with both hand's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the threads apply to me, am I going to have to start my own?

What's a married chubster with a pretty face got to do to get some glory around here.

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Please can I squeeze in and join in the fun?

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average?? Overlooked?? That's me, I reckon I'll plonk down here for a little while...............or even longer as I'll probably be overlooked

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Distinctly average here, not helped by 'getting on a bit', hopeless at public (or any sort of) flirting and/or quick witted repartee

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the threads apply to me, am I going to have to start my own?

What's a married chubster with a pretty face got to do to get some glory around here. "

Just say 'fancy a fuck?'

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I might do better in here perhaps?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves*

My 'hundreds of messages a day' are actually about three."

3 more than me then i love being overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto

Kinky

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Finally, somewhere we can celebrate being average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in on this 1 ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal sane and sorted nothing special just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you referring to shape, as I was Average but decided to change my profile to Curvy. Can curvy people post? "

Curvy my arse! Average doesn't do it either though. You look good woman xx

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Definately overlooked, *pulls up a chair*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the threads apply to me, am I going to have to start my own?

What's a married chubster with a pretty face got to do to get some glory around here.

Just say 'fancy a fuck?' "

Oh, ok: fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the threads apply to me, am I going to have to start my own?

What's a married chubster with a pretty face got to do to get some glory around here.

Just say 'fancy a fuck?'

To bloody far away damn damn

Oh, ok: fancy a fuck? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the threads apply to me, am I going to have to start my own?

What's a married chubster with a pretty face got to do to get some glory around here. "
let me know when you find out lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah a post to to sit and relax in !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah - my kinda people! You know what, I actually prefer you all much more than these so-called hotties!

Who's up for a coffee or pint and a bit of a snuggle?

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

5/10 reporting for duty.

I'm so ugly that I get overlooked in snog, fuck or miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only here because I fancy slumming it today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah - my kinda people! You know what, I actually prefer you all much more than these so-called hotties!

Who's up for a coffee or pint and a bit of a snuggle?

"

I'm in the mood for doing someone a favour, so why not. You can admire my beauty as I grace your table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan I'm if I can twirl and spin

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

Soooo who wants to shag on the carpet ?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm just going to post in every thread

Great minds.... every thread is an opportunity!!!!!

One that we must grab with both hand's "

Now your being an optimist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah - my kinda people! You know what, I actually prefer you all much more than these so-called hotties!

Who's up for a coffee or pint and a bit of a snuggle?

"

You had me until snuggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of hotties in this thread, but it's unfortunately easy to be overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop my head in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah - my kinda people! You know what, I actually prefer you all much more than these so-called hotties!

Who's up for a coffee or pint and a bit of a snuggle?

You had me until snuggle "

Treat that bit as optional ..

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By *ooking for meetsMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

A place I can call home

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

We're in.

H

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm quite happy there's a thread that I belong to as I am not one of the hot females just an average unicorn. A coffee would be great but nope to the snuggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan I'm if I can twirl and spin "

Are you going to Hoover up that fairy dust afterwards?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

*sneaks in whilst in full ninja mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can say with a reasonable amount of confidence that I qualify for adding to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan I'm if I can twirl and spin

Are you going to Hoover up that fairy dust afterwards? "

nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For clarity - snuggles are now optional x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell why not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan I'm if I can twirl and spin

Are you going to Hoover up that fairy dust afterwards?

nope "

You can go on the reserve list then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to post in every thread "

But not the 'tall handsome man' thread I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about those of us who are completely unwanted?"

You start your own thread.

I'm kidding. We're all wanted. We've Just got to find the poor sucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves*"

Waves right back waits for a response..

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves*

Waves right back waits for a response.. "

I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellllllooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distinctly average here ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning! (Just)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even on this thread, I get overlooked and ignored...

Can the day get any worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distinctly average here .. "

Largely overlooked way too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves*

Waves right back waits for a response..

I see you "

Im glad to hear it lol...keep that pose lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even on this thread, I get overlooked and ignored...

Can the day get any worse?

"

Yep! You've now been acknowledged. But by a bloke! argh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distinctly average here .. "

Surely not

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Average and available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A safe place with a soft landing.....

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

This may be a thread for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally a thread that works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally a thread that works for me "

Really you should be in the hot ladies Miss Bella

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Found myself a new home

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Dan I'm if I can twirl and spin "

I'm watching you lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normos assemble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally a thread that works for me "

Stunning you are too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our kind of thread, we're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even on this thread, I get overlooked and ignored...

Can the day get any worse?

Yep! You've now been acknowledged. But by a bloke! argh! "

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move over guys and gals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan I'm if I can twirl and spin

Are you going to Hoover up that fairy dust afterwards?

nope

You can go on the reserve list then"

Story of my life right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distinctly average here ..

Surely not"

I am if I say so ..

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By *av big oneMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ah sod all the hotties, leave them to wallow in their own threads ..

For the rest of us, make yourselves known here .. "

Yep im most certainly in

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

More than happy to join this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still overlooked here Perhaps not the thread for me after all

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By *ee wonky willieMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Well hello there.. Can us below average guy's join

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

coffee and cake on the left tea and biccies on the right help yourselfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Cheeky, ok just this once but don't tell the hotties I have strayed over the red carpet lol.

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Definately overlooked, *pulls up a chair* "

You should check your msgs more then lol

Some decidedly above average ladies claiming to be average in this thread!

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By *humpa84Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hey everyone how many latte's are there needed to go with the cwtches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distinctly average here ..

Surely not

I am if I say so .. "

Mm well whatever you say...hottie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sneaks in whilst in full ninja mode "

Caught you

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Oh Thank you OP.

I can breathe easier now

ahhh exhale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox still empty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves*

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

This sounds fun, hello there Suzi here,

Yep, thought so, not one person noticed again, grrrrrrr.

Got it, I know why I'm overlooked, it's my height isn't it ?????

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! I feel very comfortable and welcome in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds fun, hello there Suzi here,

Yep, thought so, not one person noticed again, grrrrrrr.

Got it, I know why I'm overlooked, it's my height isn't it ?????

xxxxx Suzi"

Hi and your noticed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves* "

Waves right back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even on this thread, I get overlooked and ignored...

Can the day get any worse?

Yep! You've now been acknowledged. But by a bloke! argh! "

Im desperate enough to be grateful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"coffee and cake on the left tea and biccies on the right help yourselfs "

Thank-you kindly.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

Yea sadly the people the OP did not want in here have flooded his thread with their usual dribble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds fun, hello there Suzi here,

Yep, thought so, not one person noticed again, grrrrrrr.

Got it, I know why I'm overlooked, it's my height isn't it ?????

xxxxx Suzi"

And add to hot list.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"This sounds fun, hello there Suzi here,

Yep, thought so, not one person noticed again, grrrrrrr.

Got it, I know why I'm overlooked, it's my height isn't it ?????

xxxxx Suzi

Hi and your noticed lol"

Big grin, claps and jumps up and down with excitement Yayyyyyy ..... thanks xxxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea sadly the people the OP did not want in here have flooded his thread with their usual dribble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea sadly the people the OP did not want in here have flooded his thread with their usual dribble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Wrong thread gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yea sadly the people the OP did not want in here have flooded his thread with their usual dribble.

"

Exactly - this is an average thread for average people. We've been gate crashed by hotties!

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By *igmatt82Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Top thread OP how is everyone doing today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a wink a message or even a looked at me I must be below average goes sits in the corner and sulks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello...

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

.

Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

.

Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a wink a message or even a looked at me I must be below average goes sits in the corner and sulks"

I wouldn't say no

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

Howdy ... throws Stetson into ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

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Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

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Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x "

Feel free young lady

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row


"Yea sadly the people the OP did not want in here have flooded his thread with their usual dribble.

Exactly - this is an average thread for average people. We've been gate crashed by hotties! "

I dunno. .its more a case of the self obsessed people chiming in.

No doubt their child like forum flirting is about to land as well.

You know the types that sound like they are flirting and gigling like a 12yr old in a school playground.

Are their any threads these guys stay away from? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

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Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

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Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x "

I'm just gonna go sit on the floor in the corner.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Hello... "

Hello

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By *humpa84Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Here you go red take my comfy bean bag xx

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Howdy ... throws Stetson into ring "

*Picks up Stetson and puts in on*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

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Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

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Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x

I'm just gonna go sit on the floor in the corner. "

I'll pop the kettle on. You probably make a much better tea than me so I might need a hand making it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everybody

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

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Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

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Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x

I'm just gonna go sit on the floor in the corner. "

Drags hatter to the coffee table.

People need tea!

I'll bring cake


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

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Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

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Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x

Feel free young lady "

Tries to be ladylike taking a seat but fails miserably. Sits down HARD

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Distinctly average here .. "

I was looking anyway & yes I did

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, a place to call home!

Room for one more...!?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

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Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

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Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x "

Been waiting for AaaaGeeeeees

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

.

Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

.

Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x

I'm just gonna go sit on the floor in the corner.

I'll pop the kettle on. You probably make a much better tea than me so I might need a hand making it "

Of course. Might as well make myself useful while I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a wink a message or even a looked at me I must be below average goes sits in the corner and sulks"

Ha tell me about it - I only started the thread for the resultant messages* ... None.

Mind you I did get a wink^. Not sure if as a result of the thread. I've winked back!

(* no I didn't)

(^ I know, I was shocked too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sod all the hotties, leave them to wallow in their own threads ..

For the rest of us, make yourselves known here .. "

Brilliant idea, Im present but alas it would seem so are the so called hotties. Just can't resist their own desire to be the centre of attention no matter how much self deprecation they try to cover it up with I suppose.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"What about those of us who are completely unwanted?"

If we can't even fit in here, where else can we go

Way Out Club maybe?

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney


"Finally finds the room everyone is hiding in.

.

Sulks as no comfy chairs left.

.

Anyone mind me sitting on their lap?

Red x

I'm just gonna go sit on the floor in the corner.

I'll pop the kettle on. You probably make a much better tea than me so I might need a hand making it

Of course. Might as well make myself useful while I'm here. "

Tries to think of a suitable innuendo and can only think of teabagging .... fail

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Here, I'm here, over here, Mrs blue eyes stands in the corner with a bin bag over her head so no one notices she's in the wrong thread

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

That'll be me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you referring to shape, as I was Average but decided to change my profile to Curvy. Can curvy people post? "

You only fit in here because you sound normal, but that body gets you on my hotlist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The's an awful lot of people clearly posting in the wrong thread imo

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"Howdy ... throws Stetson into ring

*Picks up Stetson and puts in on* "

It suits you Ma'am,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll be me then "

You're definitely in the wrong thread x

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"That'll be me then "

Huh huh

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That'll be me then

Huh huh

S"

And me. Definitely not hot, just an average guy.

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"Afternoon all "

Your in the wrong place ... Get your arse over to the other thread

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

You lot just can't stay away can you

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo!.

A thread for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all "

Have a day off Miss, you are bloody sensational xxx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm a large cock and a six pack in waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

How about below average short arse so always overlooked

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Howdy ... throws Stetson into ring

*Picks up Stetson and puts in on*

It suits you Ma'am, "

Looks better on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh a place i can call home

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You lot just can't stay away can you

S"

Less of the rolly eyes you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If we do a part two I'm putting a quarantine fence up to keep the hotties out! Strict entry criteria I think - help me here what should that criteria be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yea sadly the people the OP did not want in here have flooded his thread with their usual dribble.

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Nice to see you joining in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be me!

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there promotion and relegation? If I get rid of my winter coat can I go up a league?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Is there promotion and relegation? If I get rid of my winter coat can I go up a league? "
. Careful you get relegated to joes nut job thread

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By *eteandMJCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Painfully average...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is I guess.

I'm a big old boy from just outside Brighton, who cannot accommodate because I'm a single parent.

Sent out a lot of messages, winks, friend requests, and they all get the same response, fuckin none!

I bet I'm not the only single fella in this predicament. Wondering if it is worth subscribing here after this runs out.

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