FabSwingers.com forum: Spooning partner required!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

*waves.........

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I could use a spoon, just lie in bed all day with some rubbish films and munchies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could use a spoon, just lie in bed all day with some rubbish films and munchies? "

Don't know about rubbish films though I'd prefer to watch some good films lol munchies sound good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've only gone and zapped every bit of motivation I did have to get up. Now I want to spoon as well, but Mrs N has already left for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm spooooooooooooooon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could use a spoon, just lie in bed all day with some rubbish films and munchies? "

I can't get to spoon both of you, much as I'd like to. I'm gonna need some help here....

*chaps, chaps, over here, gissa hand...

**rubs chin.... unless I could get the three of us in the same place at the same time....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The trouble with spooning is that it can lead to forking.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

I like funny business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trouble with spooning is that it can lead to forking.

No no no. Rulez is Rulez. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

god love spooning, cuddling

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

"The trouble with spooning is that it can lead to forking.

No no no. Rulez is Rulez. ....

Rules are made to be broken, lol.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

Im on my way....I will even bring breakfast in bed

Boo x

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By *wilight PaymentMan
over a year ago

Birstall

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh er! I think I need a bigger bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for it yummy.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

No funny business... just spooning!

That's me out then. I'm only good at funny business - I'm shit as sex n stuff

(sorry, did I say that out loud?

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Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh er! I think I need a bigger bed!

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lol got room for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to have a spoon, without having a fork.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Be with you in 10. Oh by the way if you feel something prodding your back don't worry about it its supposed to do that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's hard to have a spoon, without having a fork. "

Spork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gotta go do the school run. Don't let anyone steal my space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta go do the school run. Don't let anyone steal my space!

3 second rule..... it's already gone

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Done spooning and funny business already ... up for more though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hard to have a spoon, without having a fork.

Spork?"

Sounds good to me, move over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we all would enjoy a spooning partner especially in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gotta go do the school run. Don't let anyone steal my space!

3 second rule..... it's already gone

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm making a cuppa before I head back to bed. Anyone want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a cuppa before I head back to bed. Anyone want one?"

Have my space, I'll make the brews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...

Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm making a cuppa before I head back to bed. Anyone want one?

Have my space, I'll make the brews

Even better! Tea, milk, no sugar please.

And if there are any biscuits going....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

Love too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to but you blocked me for talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a cuppa before I head back to bed. Anyone want one?

Have my space, I'll make the brews

Even better! Tea, milk, no sugar please.

And if there are any biscuits going....

I've always got biscuits.

Choc' digestives, cookies, ginger snaps, or a Fox's selection box. Dive right in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm making a cuppa before I head back to bed. Anyone want one?

Have my space, I'll make the brews

Even better! Tea, milk, no sugar please.

And if there are any biscuits going....

I've always got biscuits.

Choc' digestives, cookies, ginger snaps, or a Fox's selection box. Dive right in."

Ooh I'll have the chocolate digestives please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

I'll bring real tea, too.

None of your English muck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

I'll bring real tea, too.

None of your English muck

Welcome back and all that but let's not get offensive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

I'll bring real tea, too.

None of your English muck

Well tbh BG...you promised me tea for the AT social...

#LetDown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

I'll bring real tea, too.

None of your English muck

Well tbh BG...you promised me tea for the AT social...

#LetDown"

I'll claw my way back to your good books!

#sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a cuppa before I head back to bed. Anyone want one?"

I would love one.....and a cuppa too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

I'll bring real tea, too.

None of your English muck

Ooo I'll have a cuppa, best China cup though please cos I'm posh.....nah who am I kidding any cup will do

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

Can't beat a bit of spooning ... and it never leads to anything of course !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of spooning ... and it never leads to anything of course !

Why do I not believe you?!?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cuddles, good tea, cuddles, biccies, cuddles, good & rubbish films & good cuddles from good people. What more could you ask for?

A tea cosy! No point having a brew on if you're going to let it go cold. Just means we need to get up more to make fresh pots, not good for cuddles. & you thought that was a funny hat I was wearing....taaa daaa!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's hard to have a spoon, without having a fork.

Spork?

Sounds good to me, move over

Consider it done

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"Can't beat a bit of spooning ... and it never leads to anything of course !

Why do I not believe you?!?

It's perfectly true...look into my eyes, not to left or to the right ... Into my my eyes. Now repeat after me "it's perfectly true"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat a bit of spooning ... and it never leads to anything of course !

Because a shame if it didn't

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I phoned in sick for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No funny business..."

Pffft, I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could use a spoon, just lie in bed all day with some rubbish films and munchies? "

That sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

No funny business?

No promises on that!

Budge up

Ah yes..my favourite spooning buddy has arrived. Just in the nick of time!

I'll bring real tea, too.

None of your English muck

Well tbh BG...you promised me tea for the AT social...

#LetDown

I'll claw my way back to your good books!

#sorry

no you're not!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Who's getting up to put on the next film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's getting up to put on the next film?"

Can I choose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's getting up to put on the next film?

Can I choose ? "

I would imagine you could do anything you like.

I'd spoon you too buggery btw..literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a good spoon

Those are the two emojis I thought of when I looked at your tattoo.

I started near your ankle and got more

The further up I got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a good spoon

Those are the two emojis I thought of when I looked at your tattoo.

I started near your ankle and got more

The further up I got. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was my invite!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!! "

3-way spooning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!! "

Squeeze in, there's plenty of room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love naked 3 in a bed spoons and cuddles in the morning... or afternoon and in the eve...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm yes "

mmmm anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!! "

I'm saving you for laters

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Where was my invite!!!!!

I'm saving you for laters

Am I being saved for later too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!! "

It's ok, I didn't get one either

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!!

It's ok, I didn't get one either

Beard"

It's fine she's taking me to a sex club later!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

Spooning ALWAYS leads to forking

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

Did anyone get to stay in bed all day?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Yup ! :D

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

Love a good spoon session. Wish I'd seen this thread this morning lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!!

It's ok, I didn't get one either

Beard

It's fine she's taking me to a sex club later!

Yeh but then I'm gonna drive down to his to spoon him so you're both kept happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!!

It's ok, I didn't get one either

Beard

It's fine she's taking me to a sex club later!

Yeh but then I'm gonna drive down to his to spoon him so you're both kept happy

It's just because I have biscuits

Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!!

It's ok, I didn't get one either

Beard

It's fine she's taking me to a sex club later!

Yeh but then I'm gonna drive down to his to spoon him so you're both kept happy

It's just because I have biscuits

Beard"

Basically yes. #OnlyInItForTheFood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where was my invite!!!!!

It's ok, I didn't get one either

Beard

It's fine she's taking me to a sex club later!

Yeh but then I'm gonna drive down to his to spoon him so you're both kept happy

It's just because I have biscuits

Beard

Basically yes. #OnlyInItForTheFood"

Tall comedy pant wearing tea monkey at your service

Beard

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

Our alarm is set for 30mins before we get up so its the first & last thing we do everyday, a third spooner is welcome, well play fight for the middle position

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By *atford69Man
over a year ago

Westbourne park

"Eurgh! I do not want to get out of bed this morning. I'm already running late now but I'd quite like someone to come spoon me and stay in bed all day in the warm. Any takers?

No funny business... just spooning!

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I would love to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about we both spoon you and make a kianna sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barely resisting the urge to do a Salad Fingers impression.

"I like spoOOons... o_O"

Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barely resisting the urge to do a Salad Fingers impression.

"I like spoOOons... o_O"

Bugger.

This 1 foesnt skip leg day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barely resisting the urge to do a Salad Fingers impression.

"I like spoOOons... o_O"

Bugger.

This 1 foesnt skip leg day

It's all the cycling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

Erm...take your gaming porn off my thread please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

Erm...take your gaming porn off my thread please!

2 profiles? Reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

Erm...take your gaming porn off my thread please!

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This ones a couples one!

needed a regular fuck...you know how it is

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

Erm...take your gaming porn off my thread please!

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This ones a couples one!

needed a regular fuck...you know how it is

Pah you said it was all about the food! I feel so used!!

Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

Erm...take your gaming porn off my thread please!

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This ones a couples one!

needed a regular fuck...you know how it is

Pah you said it was all about the food! I feel so used!!

Beard"

The food and the sex. The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spooning? Pffft

Don't you know fifa has just been released

Erm...take your gaming porn off my thread please!

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This ones a couples one!

needed a regular fuck...you know how it is

Pah you said it was all about the food! I feel so used!!

Beard

The food and the sex. The end."

Well I am just a regular fuck after all

Beard

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