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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here

A thread for the apathic, antipathic, averse and allergic.

What today has got right on your tits?

For me it was a meeting being scheduled for when I should have gone home.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not much - it's been most stimulating

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A thread for the apathic, antipathic, averse and allergic.

What today has got right on your tits?

For me it was a meeting being scheduled for when I should have gone home. "

I think you just need some appreciation in your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything.

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence "

Hope it doesn't become a habit.

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"A thread for the apathic, antipathic, averse and allergic.

What today has got right on your tits?

For me it was a meeting being scheduled for when I should have gone home.

I think you just need some appreciation in your life "

I've had enough for one night.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence "

I like to shout at runners as they go past:

"JOG! DIE HEALTHY"

It's not good for you, you know, this exercise lark.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

In truth it's been a shit day and I don't often have shit days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope... I've got nothing...

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"In truth it's been a shit day and I don't often have shit days."

It's good to get some perspective then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence

I like to shout at runners as they go past:

"JOG! DIE HEALTHY"

It's not good for you, you know, this exercise lark. "

Try telling Marc that

I had to do push ups while thinking longingly of my oreo ice cream just cuz he wants an exercise buddy!

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"Nope... I've got nothing... "

Go and get appreciated in another thread then.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence

I like to shout at runners as they go past:

"JOG! DIE HEALTHY"

It's not good for you, you know, this exercise lark.

Try telling Marc that

I had to do push ups while thinking longingly of my oreo ice cream just cuz he wants an exercise buddy! "

Is he a 'man of a certain age'?

Bit like Russia? Struggling to contain himself within his borders?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't "

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug? "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence

I like to shout at runners as they go past:

"JOG! DIE HEALTHY"

It's not good for you, you know, this exercise lark.

Try telling Marc that

I had to do push ups while thinking longingly of my oreo ice cream just cuz he wants an exercise buddy!

Is he a 'man of a certain age'?

Bit like Russia? Struggling to contain himself within his borders?"

No, he's in great shape Just a fucking weirdo!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug? "

Think I'd rather the squishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

I do "

There you are again... has someone been swapping the pics on my profile with someone attractive again? I would look but I blocked myself for being a cock womble..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I like this thread

For me it was having to exercise today even though I've sworn it off for the duration of my existence

I like to shout at runners as they go past:

"JOG! DIE HEALTHY"

It's not good for you, you know, this exercise lark.

Try telling Marc that

I had to do push ups while thinking longingly of my oreo ice cream just cuz he wants an exercise buddy!

Is he a 'man of a certain age'?

Bit like Russia? Struggling to contain himself within his borders?

No, he's in great shape Just a fucking weirdo! "

Tell him to desist, forthwith!

ffs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

Think I'd rather the squishing "

Have you had a near death experience today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bits ordered but not arriving, bits ordered but wrong bits delivered, parts made but wrong and wont fit, builder and plumber not turning up, FFS!

Shit morning.

Afternoon better, wrongly made part corrected, wrongly sent part returned and new promised for Wednesday

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"Bits ordered but not arriving, bits ordered but wrong bits delivered, parts made but wrong and wont fit, builder and plumber not turning up, FFS!

Shit morning.

Afternoon better, wrongly made part corrected, wrongly sent part returned and new promised for Wednesday"

And this was the basis for a 70s porno?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

Think I'd rather the squishing

Have you had a near death experience today? "

Yes well kind of. luckily somebody disturbed me but if they hadn't I'd have been squashed under a car in was working on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mmm.

I just remembered something that fits nicely, a Gore Vidal quotation:

"Every time a friend succeeds, a little piece of me dies."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could easily have been yes, i guess, but female plumber and builder please

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

Think I'd rather the squishing

Have you had a near death experience today?

Yes well kind of. luckily somebody disturbed me but if they hadn't I'd have been squashed under a car in was working on"

And here you are to tell the tale. Two close shaves with that and the hug offer.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

Think I'd rather the squishing

Have you had a near death experience today?

Yes well kind of. luckily somebody disturbed me but if they hadn't I'd have been squashed under a car in was working on

And here you are to tell the tale. Two close shaves with that and the hug offer. "

I'm definitely putting the lottery on this week

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"Mmm.

I just remembered something that fits nicely, a Gore Vidal quotation:

"Every time a friend succeeds, a little piece of me dies."

"

And will you share the pain that brought that to mind?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Apart from nearly getting squished it's not been a bad day. Obviously if the squishing had of happened that would have changed things quite drastically but it didn't

Not letting that go are ya? Need a hug?

Think I'd rather the squishing

Have you had a near death experience today?

Yes well kind of. luckily somebody disturbed me but if they hadn't I'd have been squashed under a car in was working on"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Mmm.

I just remembered something that fits nicely, a Gore Vidal quotation:

"Every time a friend succeeds, a little piece of me dies."

And will you share the pain that brought that to mind? "

No. Not at all.

My purpose in life is to make other people feel jealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain?

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

here


"Mmm.

I just remembered something that fits nicely, a Gore Vidal quotation:

"Every time a friend succeeds, a little piece of me dies."

And will you share the pain that brought that to mind?

No. Not at all.

My purpose in life is to make other people feel jealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjynIAeh1tU

"

And did you fail today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My colleague who insists in watching murder programmes on nightshift. ....for the love of god for once just read a book x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My colleague who insists in watching murder programmes on nightshift. ....for the love of god for once just read a book x"

Here's a radical thought - say something, or better yet propose something else you can both do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My colleague who insists in watching murder programmes on nightshift. ....for the love of god for once just read a book x

Here's a radical thought - say something, or better yet propose something else you can both do

"

I have brought her in books and suggested other things to watch but it's like a bored housewife watching soaps....total addiction x

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

The pathetic bitching by some in the Scotland forum tonight.

And dementia being a bastard today, and getting worse

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

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"My colleague who insists in watching murder programmes on nightshift. ....for the love of god for once just read a book x

Here's a radical thought - say something, or better yet propose something else you can both do

I have brought her in books and suggested other things to watch but it's like a bored housewife watching soaps....total addiction x"

Radical suggestion two - act out one of the scenes.

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By *onhor OP   Man
over a year ago

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"The pathetic bitching by some in the Scotland forum tonight.

And dementia being a bastard today, and getting worse "

There are bitches out there.

(Not funny but) you may not remember it in the morning.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My colleague who insists in watching murder programmes on nightshift. ....for the love of god for once just read a book x

Here's a radical thought - say something, or better yet propose something else you can both do

I have brought her in books and suggested other things to watch but it's like a bored housewife watching soaps....total addiction x

Radical suggestion two - act out one of the scenes. "

Hahaha it's probably the only thing that would work. ....don't think she's blinked in 20 mins x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I love this:

"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death."

~ Fran Lebowitz

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