FabSwingers.com forum: Who bleaches their bum hole?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've always felt self conscious about skin tone and pigmentation in that area so never fully relaxed so never really enjoyed being rinmed... But I want to!

So, I thought about bleaching. There are specific DIY kits for it and wondered if anyone could advise. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rub some domestos on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rub some domestos on it

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rub some domestos on it

Your cruel lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach isnt such a good idea

Warm water maybe

.or hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rub some domestos on it

Your cruel lmaoo"

I like to think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rub some domestos on it

Your cruel lmaoo

I like to think so

Sadistic should I say lmao

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mind boggles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Veet mixed with thin bleech works well, two birds one stone

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Does it matter?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You could always plait it?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Toilet duck is probably th best , has that curved nozzle for application

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol "

What clingers are them then

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol

What clingers are them then

pooteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol

What clingers are them then

pooteasers

Mmm yummy especially when there's corn

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You could always plait it?"

My pubes are in dreadlocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol "

dingleberries

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol

What clingers are them then

pooteasers

Mmm yummy especially when there's corn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm tonguing an ass I'm.looking for Clingers not colour lol

What clingers are them then

pooteasers

Mmm yummy especially when there's corn

Or last nights curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use Milton.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've always felt self conscious about skin tone and pigmentation in that area so never fully relaxed so never really enjoyed being rinmed... But I want to!

So, I thought about bleaching. There are specific DIY kits for it and wondered if anyone could advise. Thanks"

Just why oh why do you think this way? I mean.... what on earth caused you to think about skin tone there? It's NORMAL! It's supposed to be darker! Goodness! You are torturing yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always felt self conscious about skin tone and pigmentation in that area so never fully relaxed so never really enjoyed being rinmed... But I want to!

So, I thought about bleaching. There are specific DIY kits for it and wondered if anyone could advise. Thanks

Just why oh why do you think this way? I mean.... what on earth caused you to think about skin tone there? It's NORMAL! It's supposed to be darker! Goodness! You are torturing yourself x"

Thank you x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You can use Milton."

Milton Jones?

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Veet mixed with thin bleech works well, two birds one stone

One word - OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prolapse the bastard while ya at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As being a sadist I wouldnt go that far lmao

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

People please! Don't advise others to use bleach and other strong chemicals around their delicate areas! Especially don't mix chemicals if you don't know what you are doing! Chemicals burn, they remove skin, they can cause all manner of injury and you will have a lot more to worry about than skin tone!

I do worry about you lot!

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I've always felt self conscious about skin tone and pigmentation in that area so never fully relaxed so never really enjoyed being rinmed... But I want to!

So, I thought about bleaching. There are specific DIY kits for it and wondered if anyone could advise. Thanks"

I bought some skin lightening cream but my beautician said it was dangerous to use. Try as I might, I've not convinced her to learn how to do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use wire brush and Dettol. (Billy Connelly reference there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can use Milton.

Milton Jones? "

Nah, Milton liquid for sterilizing baby bottles etc.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've always felt self conscious about skin tone and pigmentation in that area so never fully relaxed so never really enjoyed being rinmed... But I want to!

So, I thought about bleaching. There are specific DIY kits for it and wondered if anyone could advise. Thanks

I bought some skin lightening cream but my beautician said it was dangerous to use. Try as I might, I've not convinced her to learn how to do it for me. "

Your beautician sounds like a sensible woman! You are exquisitely beautiful already. Why on earth would you wish to change any part of you ? Especially with such risks? Please accept yourself as you are. Perfectly lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can use Milton."

Works because it has hypochlorite in it, which is toxic

I'm reading the H2o2 is totally safe. If any makes it past a skin membrane it instantly turns to h2o and o2. They reckon 4% dilution on a wipe will do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can use Milton.

Works because it has hypochlorite in it, which is toxic

I'm reading the H2o2 is totally safe. If any makes it past a skin membrane it instantly turns to h2o and o2. They reckon 4% dilution on a wipe will do it.

I didn't say it was safe. I just said you can use it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should we assume OP has an asshole resembling a blood orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can use Milton.

Works because it has hypochlorite in it, which is toxic

I'm reading the H2o2 is totally safe. If any makes it past a skin membrane it instantly turns to h2o and o2. They reckon 4% dilution on a wipe will do it.

I didn't say it was safe. I just said you can use it...

I didn't say you said it was safe, but for the benefit of anyone reading, I added the relevant detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can use Milton.

Works because it has hypochlorite in it, which is toxic

I'm reading the H2o2 is totally safe. If any makes it past a skin membrane it instantly turns to h2o and o2. They reckon 4% dilution on a wipe will do it.

I didn't say it was safe. I just said you can use it...

I didn't say you said it was safe, but for the benefit of anyone reading, I added the relevant detail

Spoil sport.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should we assume OP has an asshole resembling a blood orange

ASSume what you like

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Are you serious? When licking an arse hole, all I care about is if it's clean.

Pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should we assume OP has an asshole resembling a blood orange

More like a rusty sheriff badge I reckon. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you serious? When licking an arse hole, all I care about is if it's clean.

Pooless. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should we assume OP has an asshole resembling a blood orange

Should we assume yours is like a baby rabbits nostril ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it OP!

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd laugh if I went to lick a butt hole and it was white.

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By *iddyandherCouple
over a year ago

Benidorm

go on listen to the inner devil you no you want to !!!!. .and then post some pics . carn't wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help you do it OP

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Wtf dude how much time are you spending with the beeps reversing at a mirror to eyeball your rusty bullet hole?

You want it looking like a brand new polo mint or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is gonna look at my arsehole, so I dont really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one is gonna look at my arsehole, so I dont really care

It WILL happen.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Are you serious? When licking an arse hole, all I care about is if it's clean.

Pointless. "

See... There's the key point bro.. Put the nitro morse down man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be a lot of high spirited jesting in the forums tonight.

I haven't tried it, lemon juice mixed with coconut oil is meant to be a natural skin lightener. How effective & how often you need to apply I have no idea, Google is your friend

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Pop a pic up,we may be able to advise you a little better

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

There's bound to be an "unhappy with your bumhole pigmentation support group" somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's bound to be an "unhappy with your bumhole pigmentation support group" somewhere "

There'll be a bleached bum hole appreciation thread shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think you have taken it easy on me - I was expecting you lot to tear me a new arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's bound to be an "unhappy with your bumhole pigmentation support group" somewhere

There'll be a bleached bum hole appreciation thread shortly

Be careful for what you wish for

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I think you have taken it easy on me - I was expecting you lot to tear me a new arsehole

Nice levity bro

lol

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

There's bound to be an "unhappy with your bumhole pigmentation support group" somewhere

There'll be a bleached bum hole appreciation thread shortly

Enough of the appreciation threads... Seriously unappreciative of them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a pic up,we may be able to advise you a little better "

Excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you have taken it easy on me - I was expecting you lot to tear me a new arsehole

A nice bright one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you have taken it easy on me - I was expecting you lot to tear me a new arsehole

A nice bright one

Ok that got a larf here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thought about using the snapchat dog

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Something went wrong in the modern world to result in this.

Just no!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just thought about using the snapchat dog

Taking about using a dog to bleach his arsehole now... Fckin ell

We'lol end up with the rspca moderating in here next

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Op how much time do you spend examining your anus and comparing it to others.

I wouldnt even recognise mine if i saw a picture of it

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Op how much time do you spend examining your anus and comparing it to others.

I wouldnt even recognise mine if i saw a picture of it"

Someone else on here might though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Op how much time do you spend examining your anus and comparing it to others.

I wouldnt even recognise mine if i saw a picture of it

Someone else on here might though

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maybe we could have a guess the arsehole competition

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Op how much time do you spend examining your anus and comparing it to others.

I wouldnt even recognise mine if i saw a picture of it

Someone else on here might though

maybe we could have a guess the arsehole competition"

Yeah like that game I used to play as a kid with cards trying to match them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My bums pending approval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you manage to find someone willing to stick their tongue up your rusty sheriffs badge then you really don't need to be worrying about the shade of rust on display!

Folk should be more concerned with cleanliness n cling ons than the Hollywood idea of the prettiest shade of sphincter

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Are you serious? When licking an arse hole, all I care about is if it's clean.

Pooless.

Well played Clem

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"If you manage to find someone willing to stick their tongue up your rusty sheriffs badge then you really don't need to be worrying about the shade of rust on display!

Folk should be more concerned with cleanliness n cling ons than the Hollywood idea of the prettiest shade of sphincter

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By *dventurouscouple69Couple
over a year ago

swingerville

Seems like a lot of work just to change your ringtone...

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like a lot of work just to change your ringtone...

I'll get my coat

No you can stay that was funny lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

So what have you decided to do?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You can use Milton.

Milton Jones?

Nah, Milton liquid for sterilizing baby bottles etc. "

Is it readily available in Milton Keynes?

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