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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

Warning label!!! What would it say?

just for fun

Mrs blue eyes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Use by 4pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May contain Nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bitch bites !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In case of emergency break open the whiskey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not disturb

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'd like to think it would be

"Warning - High Magnetism",

but I suspect it would be

"Now Wash Your Hands"

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning ...here comes trouble

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Warning...may cause drowsiness

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Use by 4pm"
. I like it

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"May contain Nuts

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. Feckin defininately

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"This bitch bites !

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. Hard I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticky"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Press button/s to turn on

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"In case of emergency break open the whiskey. "
. Crikey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Slippery when wet

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Sticky""
. Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO REFUNDS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger maybe explosive!

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Do not disturb"
. Aww ok then

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Volatile when shaken

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

[Removed by poster at 03/10/16 20:59:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After taking lie down in a darkened room for a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dispose of carefully

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril "
. Why whatcha gonna do

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I'd like to think it would be

"Warning - High Magnetism",

but I suspect it would be

"Now Wash Your Hands"

Mr ddc"
. Ooh I'll bet your super magnetic, mr ddc

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning ...here comes trouble

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. Feckin too right

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning...may cause drowsiness"
. Wrong label missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light the blue touch paper and stand back.

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Press button/s to turn on

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. Ooh hope you don't have an off button

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Slippery when wet

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. I'll watch I don't slip too hard

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril . Why whatcha gonna do

Come and wake me up in the morning there's nothing like seeing to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warning highly addictive

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"NO REFUNDS"
. Lib, we wouldn't want a refund

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By *nderstandingfellaMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Danger - Things may rise when touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for anything he may say without putting brain into gear

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Danger maybe explosive!"
. Crikey, scared now

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Volatile when shaken

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. Ok, people be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If asleep, approach with caution, or tea, preferably both!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Made in England

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"After taking lie down in a darkened room for a couple of hours.

"
. Ohh er mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not feed after midnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sticky". Oh really

Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition))

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Dispose of carefully

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. Very carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pull the cord on my back for three different sayings

''feck you''

''feed me seymour''

''wheres my drink cunt''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would say BEWARE DIVA MOMENTS

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Light the blue touch paper and stand back. "
. Excited

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Do not disturb till after 10. Ignore warning at your peril . Why whatcha gonna do

Come and wake me up in the morning there's nothing like seeing to believe

"
. Smooth mr, very smooth

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Wide load

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"warning highly addictive

"
. I can well believe it

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Warning: approach with caution, this person has not reached sufficient caffine levels for person to person contact yet

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Danger - Things may rise when touched

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. Oh really

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Sorry for anything he may say without putting brain into gear"
. Tee hee, I'm sure he'd be forgiven

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"If asleep, approach with caution, or tea, preferably both!"
. Will keep in mind

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Made in England"
.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Dispose of responsibly

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Do not feed after midnight."
. Ooh I think I can manage that

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

CAUTION: WIDE LOAD

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Sticky". Oh really

Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition))"
. Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My usual

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"pull the cord on my back for three different sayings

''feck you''

''feed me seymour''

''wheres my drink cunt''"
. Oops cord just snapped

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My usual "

C*ntains strong language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redhead...approach with caution

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"It would say BEWARE DIVA MOMENTS"
. We all love a diva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave the cookie jar out

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Wide load"
. Wrong label, you need, feckin sexy devil

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning: approach with caution, this person has not reached sufficient caffine levels for person to person contact yet"
. Ducky noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking disaster.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Caution: Men at Work

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Mine would say "no entrance through exit passage, any persons attempting to do so will lose left testicle courtesy of a rusty blunt knife"

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Dispose of responsibly"
. I think I can find a little cupboard to keep you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pull the cord on my back for three different sayings

''feck you''

''feed me seymour''

''wheres my drink cunt''. Oops cord just snapped

that wasn't the cord!

you evil sod

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"CAUTION: WIDE LOAD"
. Wrong label, caution sexy minx inside, is the right one

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"My usual "
. Ah, ok

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"My usual

C*ntains strong language "
. I knew that

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Redhead...approach with caution

"
. You forgot sexy before redhead

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Don't leave the cookie jar out"
. Ha, a girl after my own heart

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Walking disaster.

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. Ah miss p, you're not

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution: Men at Work

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. I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks better from a distance"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Danger - compressed gas!"

Parp!

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"pull the cord on my back for three different sayings

''feck you''

''feed me seymour''

''wheres my drink cunt''. Oops cord just snapped

that wasn't the cord!

you evil sod"

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Looks better from a distance""
. Looks feckin amazing wherever you are

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Danger - compressed gas!"

Parp!

"
. Someone pass me a gasmask

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Causes allergic reactions

May leak on your bed

Makes adorable babies

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Plis look after this bear.thank you

Oh wrong label. ..

Light and retreat to a safe distance of 25m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution - Hot Surface

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Enter with caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Not what it says on the tin!

Aim low!

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Causes allergic reactions

May leak on your bed

Makes adorable babies

?"
. Let's go for adorable babies, I like that

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Plis look after this bear.thank you

Oh wrong label. ..

Light and retreat to a safe distance of 25m"
. Aww I like the bear one

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution - Hot Surface"
. Ooh really

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Wide load. Wrong label, you need, feckin sexy devil

Aww, thanks. Both are true!

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Enter with caution

"
. Feckin not kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sticky". Oh really

Fraid so... I don't understand it myself. ((To those who wish to know green fruit pastilles were the winner, in the "what sticks to my bulbous forehead the longest" competition)). Ahh green are my favourites, are they all gone?

Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU....

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5"
. Quick guys, no filters, jeez, get ready for the site to crash

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Not what it says on the tin!

Aim low!

"
. How low? Cos if it's feet I'm outta here

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Wide load. Wrong label, you need, feckin sexy devil

Aww, thanks. Both are true!

"
. Never, now screw up the wide load one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart

Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Sticky". Oh really

Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU....

"
. Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart

Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May bite back

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Enter with caution

. Feckin not kidding

Ha Ha you havent inhabited me

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Warning, can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart

Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes

"
. Ha, omg, I can't believe it, can't believe it, if you could see me smiling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning label!!! What would it say?

just for fun

Mrs blue eyes

Please be advised I'm a ball of chaos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: may cause spillage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring an umbrella !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic as standard for mr Lincs

If in doubt open wine ,for puk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5. Quick guys, no filters, jeez, get ready for the site to crash

Haha. I don't have a filter on fab. Although I'm talking about my verbal filter. Sometimes I just don't know when to keep quiet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sticky". Oh really

Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU....

. Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly

Mwah..... I'm out....

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"May bite back "
. Eek I'll be careful

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning label!!! What would it say?

just for fun

Mrs blue eyes

Please be advised I'm a ball of chaos."
. Good chaos though

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning: may cause spillage"
. Ooh good spillage though

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Bring an umbrella !"
. Is it gonna start raining men

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Sarcastic as standard for mr Lincs

If in doubt open wine ,for puk"
.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deviant

Ess

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution- No filter! That's right, none, not even a tiny one. Radio 5. Quick guys, no filters, jeez, get ready for the site to crash

Haha. I don't have a filter on fab. Although I'm talking about my verbal filter. Sometimes I just don't know when to keep quiet! "
. I think pauly90 has some fruit pastilles that can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart

Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes

. Ha, omg, I can't believe it, can't believe it, if you could see me smiling now

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contains strong language

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Sticky". Oh really

Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU....

. Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly

Mwah..... I'm out....

"
. I'm sorry, too much

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Volatile substance - handle with care

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caution: Small loose parts.

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Don't leave the cookie jar out. Ha, a girl after my own heart

Well you make the best cookies Mrs Blue Eyes

. Ha, omg, I can't believe it, can't believe it, if you could see me smiling now

Mwah"
. Mwah, right back at you, still smiling here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FRAGILE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning: may cause spillage. Ooh good spillage though

Of course.... and I clean up too

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance "
okey dokey, shall be careful with the bullshit

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Contains strong language "
. Surely not

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Volatile substance - handle with care

"
ooh frisky, I can well believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sticky". Oh really

Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU....

. Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly

Mwah..... I'm out....

. I'm sorry, too much

Er hello; single guy (check), swinger (check) over 40 (check); it was always going to get messy before you got going

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance okey dokey, shall be careful with the bullshit

Much appreciated

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution: Small loose parts."
. I can help you find them

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"FRAGILE

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. Aww, I'll be careful

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Insert here and hold on for the ride

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning: may cause spillage. Ooh good spillage though

Of course.... and I clean up too

"
. I'm on my way

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

""Sticky". Oh really

Phew... just found one with fluff on (I've pushed her off)....for YOU....

. Why Thankyou, can I suck it really slowly

Mwah..... I'm out....

. I'm sorry, too much

Er hello; single guy (check), swinger (check) over 40 (check); it was always going to get messy before you got going

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. Yeah, I guess

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"WARNING straight talking Yorkshire lass with low bull shit tolerance okey dokey, shall be careful with the bullshit

Much appreciated

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Insert here and hold on for the ride

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erm, and what am I holding?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Choking hazard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Choking hazard.

"
. I'll take my chances

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Don't do it"
. And why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution, sharp edges.

Please wait...caffeine loading

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Warning...may cause drowsiness"

Please help I need to get some sleep. I think you could provide the most fun way to achieve it.

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution, sharp edges.

Please wait...caffeine loading

"
. Plenty of patience here, do you poke with those sharp edges

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Product made from natural fibres. Occasional flaws in the fabric add to the design character of this unique piece. Hand wash only.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Caution this irish man has kissed the Blarney stone.

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Product made from natural fibres. Occasional flaws in the fabric add to the design character of this unique piece. Hand wash only.

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. I'll Handwish very gently

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution this irish man has kissed the Blarney stone."
. Feckin hope caution is in big letters, can't be doing with sprigs at my time of life

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution this irish man has kissed the Blarney stone.. Feckin hope caution is in big letters, can't be doing with sprigs at my time of life

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. Sprogs people, sprogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning gets naked in ten minutes

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Warning gets naked in ten minutes

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. Ooh I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warning gets naked in ten minutes

. Ooh I like it

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Caution may irritate eyes

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By *cduck and Blue eyes OP Couple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Caution may irritate eyes

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. It's ok ladies, don't panic, I have eye baths to hand out

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Caution may irritate eyes

. It's ok ladies, don't panic, I have eye baths to hand out

Good to go then mcduck it's hunting season

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