FabSwingers.com forum: This is an odd request, but...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm looking for someone to eat whipped cream off me whilst my man friend occupies me in another way, as he doesn't like whipped cream, even when my naked flesh is involved

That is literally it.

*disclaimer - this is 100% a piss take unless someone exceptional applies

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mr Kipling fills his tarts with cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Kipling fills his tarts with cream

At risk of yeast infections

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In what other way will your man friend be occupying you and will there be fresh figs grilled with honey to go with the cream. Oh and can you make it mascarpone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm - whipped cream...... soft and sweet on the tongue....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will!

(*please don't say I am not exceptional; my ego is so very fragile*)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In what other way will your man friend be occupying you and will there be fresh figs grilled with honey to go with the cream. Oh and can you make it mascarpone?"

Hmm. Maybe strawberries but he's quite foodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't help, I don't like whipped cream either.

Choose a different topping and I may make the trip

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't help, I don't like whipped cream either.

Choose a different topping and I may make the trip

What would you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like whipped cream

I'll find a spot for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would we have to supply the cream? Or would it be provided?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really do whipped cream but if you change it to warm nutella i'll feast off you all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would we have to supply the cream? Or would it be provided?

Same question... Hogsmeade is ages away and doesn't bode well when warm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whips and cream would be good, but whipped cream nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough Strawberry Blancmange in the world. Now that would be something.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like whipped cream

I'll find a spot for you

Wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the squirty type?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it the squirty type?

Sniggering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"would we have to supply the cream? Or would it be provided?

Provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just don't have that sort of relationship, toot sweet.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm on a diet so whipped cream is off the menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for someone to eat whipped cream off me whilst my man friend occupies me in another way, as he doesn't like whipped cream, even when my naked flesh is involved

That is literally it.

*disclaimer - this is 100% a piss take unless someone exceptional applies

Define exceptional

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would we have to supply the cream? Or would it be provided?

Provided

You've sold it to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would so be up for that.... I luuurve whipped cream. Can you add hundreds n thousands and a bit of custard too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would so be up for that.... I luuurve whipped cream. Can you add hundreds n thousands and a bit of custard too?

I fear that you're trifling with the young lady

Beard

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Define exceptional

Beard"

Whenever I see this phrase I always take it to mean "Not you, baldy".

OP: Hats off to your friend for being so honest. I can't eat when I'm turned on either.

I *may* once have completely covered Mrs ddc in strawberry yoghurt before discovering this fact...

Mr ddc

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I once had sex with a lady as her husband smeared trifle over us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for someone to eat whipped cream off me whilst my man friend occupies me in another way, as he doesn't like whipped cream, even when my naked flesh is involved

That is literally it.

*disclaimer - this is 100% a piss take unless someone exceptional applies

Is he a puppeteer? Is that how he's planning on occupying you?

If so we would put up with the disgusting task of licking cream from your naked body just to watch a good puppet show

*disclaimer- can't possibly imagine it being disgusting *

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Will he be playing the violin ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Is he a puppeteer? Is that how he's planning on occupying you?

If so we would put up with the disgusting task of licking cream from your naked body just to watch a good puppet show

That actually sounds quite fun.

I'm off to shove my hand up Mrs ddc's foof and practise throwing my voice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he a puppeteer? Is that how he's planning on occupying you?

If so we would put up with the disgusting task of licking cream from your naked body just to watch a good puppet show

That actually sounds quite fun.

I'm off to shove my hand up Mrs ddc's foof and practise throwing my voice...

That I'd like to see

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