FabSwingers.com forum: Music is the answer

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A recent study found that over 70% of the lyrics in pop music are related to the pain of breaking up with ex's/ infidelity/ otherwise broken relationships and generally about the shitty side of love.

With this established fact, it's no wonder increasing numbers of teenagers are diagnosed as depressed. Some are even listening to goth music.

One solution is surely to introduce them to more positive styles of music. People that post on the Internet have suggested that following ideas. There are unconfirmed reports that MPs might, possibility debate them in parliament one day:

- School classes should start with one pupil playing an uplifting trance song to their classmates

- Assembly should start with the headmaster giving a comedic rap (freestyle if possible)

- Formal music lessons are to be replaced with happy hardcore DJ lessons

- The school day will end with a collective dance to either the Macarena or Whitfield - Saturday Night.

Do you agree with the proposals put forward by armchair experts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant! Bring on the trance sessions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rather enjoyed being a moody emo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha brilliant! Bring on the trance sessions!"

Parliament will need to appoint a committee of experts to determine exactly which type of trance. We could have, acid trance, classic trance, uplifting trance, hardstyle, euphoric trance, tribal techno, balearic trance, progressive trance, female-vocal trance and of course let's not forget psychedelic trance.

Tough decisions need to be made.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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I didn't type nuffink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/16 17:13:43]

I didn't type nuffink"

OK, can we count of your vote to support the notion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love emo music, those miserable lyrics with a miserable singer to an euphoric tune are pretty good, some sings are deep as well.

nah, people don't need to be shallow and think they should be permanently happy, it's ok to have feelings and sad ones at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I didn't type nuffink

OK, can we count of your vote to support the notion? "

I just like Whitfield and "Saturday Night" alright? Theres nothing wrong with that, truly there isn't, and anyone that says there is, well they are a big Ninny..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Trance didn't make me top myself, the happy hardcore would put me over the edge.

Now a bit of funky house in the morning, to get them in the mood. Some vocal uplifting house for the 2 o'clock slump and then some funky techno for going home and you'd be on to a winner!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Maybe it just needs to be pointed out to the stroppy and emotionally sensetive teenagers that 100 years ago kids left countries around the world and never returned home because they were off being men in someone elses war.

As for kids in school...i was bought up with "wait till your father gets home" words that scared me senseless. A smack didnt do me any harm because i had done something to deserve it.

We live in a day where a firm hand seems to be non existance. Where kids are given more thoughts, feelings and options than they know what to do with.

Let a kid be a kid, dont weigh them down with life choices at young ages....they have their whole lives to be grown up

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm going to have to take a stand against this. Listening to Whitfield, Saturday night has pushed me close to wrist slitting, I think this is going to have the opposite effect to the intention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the Trance didn't make me top myself, the happy hardcore would put me over the edge.

Now a bit of funky house in the morning, to get them in the mood. Some vocal uplifting house for the 2 o'clock slump and then some funky techno for going home and you'd be on to a winner! "

The experts note your proposed amendments and will vote on them before the first reading of the bill in parliament.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it just needs to be pointed out to the stroppy and emotionally sensetive teenagers that 100 years ago kids left countries around the world and never returned home because they were off being men in someone elses war.

As for kids in school...i was bought up with "wait till your father gets home" words that scared me senseless. A smack didnt do me any harm because i had done something to deserve it.

We live in a day where a firm hand seems to be non existance. Where kids are given more thoughts, feelings and options than they know what to do with.

Let a kid be a kid, dont weigh them down with life choices at young ages....they have their whole lives to be grown up "

Well I'm sorry to be objectionable but kids have to make choices. We can't play the Macarena and Saturday Night at the same time now can we!?

Or are you saying we need to limit them to just the Macarena?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a moody, miserable, self obsessed little shit as a teenager is an important rite of passage. Smashing Pumpkins (particularly the album when Billy Corgan was getting divorced and therefore even more grumpy than usual) was my soundtrack to this. I'd rather nice quiet moody teenagers on the bus than loud, happy, hyper ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to take a stand against this. Listening to Whitfield, Saturday night has pushed me close to wrist slitting, I think this is going to have the opposite effect to the intention

Was your nickname at school 'negative Nathan' by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My emo teenage anthem

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Id say play them both

then the duck song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being a moody, miserable, self obsessed little shit as a teenager is an important rite of passage. Smashing Pumpkins (particularly the album when Billy Corgan was getting divorced and therefore even more grumpy than usual) was my soundtrack to this. I'd rather nice quiet moody teenagers on the bus than loud, happy, hyper ones. "

Smashing pumpkins sound like a CIA plot for population control. It just needs translating to a few more languages and we'd see declining populations in the developing world.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm going to have to take a stand against this. Listening to Whitfield, Saturday night has pushed me close to wrist slitting, I think this is going to have the opposite effect to the intention

Was your nickname at school 'negative Nathan' by any chance? "

no - 'positive Pete'

Let the emo's and goths find unity and solace in their collective gloom.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A woman I fell in love with gave me this on our final parting...

Diana Ross - Remember Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwp3EOZtHU

It's not painful, it's affirming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My emo teenage anthem

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8"

Oh get out! This is a serious thread, lives could be saved here and your passing around with my chemical romance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Springsteen once so wonderfully put it

I learned more from a 3 minute record baby than I ever learned in school

Kids these days just need to stop hating everyone as they believe everyone hates them

Only a few are right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The complete opposite of what we need!!

Bring on the acid house month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?"

That is what everyone who listens to D&B does. You have to, to get through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman I fell in love with gave me this on our final parting...

Diana Ross - Remember Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwp3EOZtHU

It's not painful, it's affirming

Probably stands out as the point your life started on a downward spiral...

She should have given you a nice bit of prodigy instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?"

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

That is what everyone who listens to D&B does. You have to, to get through it."

I don't listen to either.

Can we not have a bit of placebo instead?

My hearts a tart n all.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A woman I fell in love with gave me this on our final parting...

Diana Ross - Remember Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwp3EOZtHU

It's not painful, it's affirming

Probably stands out as the point your life started on a downward spiral...

She should have given you a nice bit of prodigy instead "

Depends on your definitions...

Joan Armatrading - Love And Affection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFKKtvAvak

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap "

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

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at my school that was the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

Or a footballer. But most footballers are chavs so yes I'm inclined to agree.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

Or a footballer. But most footballers are chavs so yes I'm inclined to agree. "

With silver Argos chains and Rockport boots?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like 'em but it really does depend on the person.

Not all lingerie make women look sexy and there's plenty of evidence for that on this site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

Or a footballer. But most footballers are chavs so yes I'm inclined to agree.

With silver Argos chains and Rockport boots?"

Rock what? Anyway, are you here to stereotype a whole generation of socially challenged individuals or to save lives...

Techno is definitely in, some forms are not all that far from trance anyway. As a general rule, the more indiviudal words in a song, the worse it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ"

Yow thief!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ"

Prodigy - Warriors Dance. If that's doesn't get you awake for a maths lesson - nothing will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like 'em but it really does depend on the person.

Not all lingerie make women look sexy and there's plenty of evidence for that on this site. "

Yes but the smashing Pumpkins do depress everyone that listens to them

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

;)

Carter USM - England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWbO2mEhwBg

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

Or a footballer. But most footballers are chavs so yes I'm inclined to agree.

With silver Argos chains and Rockport boots?

Rock what? Anyway, are you here to stereotype a whole generation of socially challenged individuals or to save lives...

Techno is definitely in, some forms are not all that far from trance anyway. As a general rule, the more indiviudal words in a song, the worse it is. "

I will experiment with the rap and get back to you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ

Yow thief! "

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ

Yow thief!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery "

You tart

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ocean Colour Scene - I Wanna Stay Alive With You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55v0pOZCsAk

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ

Yow thief!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

You tart

Suck my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ

Yow thief!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

You tart

Suck my cock?

How could I resist when you put it so eloquently

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - Man On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08WeoqWilRQ

Yow thief!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

You tart

Suck my cock?

How could I resist when you put it so eloquently

Andy Williams - Can't Take My Eyes Off You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxahtnSAzgU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any votes for gangster rap?

And as for dubstep....fuck the new stuff! Skrillex, excision etc

Get them listening to kryptic minds and youngsta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

Or a footballer. But most footballers are chavs so yes I'm inclined to agree.

With silver Argos chains and Rockport boots?

Rock what? Anyway, are you here to stereotype a whole generation of socially challenged individuals or to save lives...

Techno is definitely in, some forms are not all that far from trance anyway. As a general rule, the more indiviudal words in a song, the worse it is.

I will experiment with the rap and get back to you

Just so there are no misunderstandings that could result in MPs rejecting the bill, we are talking comedic rap and not gangsta rap. We want laughter in our schools not bullets.

Examples of comedic rap are:

She rachet: https://youtu.be/NUEiWptamzE

And 'dogs don't kill people, rabbits do': https://youtu.be/0X6N3z1RVgo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any votes for gangster rap?

And as for dubstep....fuck the new stuff! Skrillex, excision etc

Get them listening to kryptic minds and youngsta. "

Comedic rap not gangsta rap! What are you trying to do to our nations schools!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trance and happy hard-core

Can we have techno and d&b?

I like the rap one

D&b is pushing it a bit. We don't want the kids to all start popping e's during the school run. Maybe we could do a dubstep month.

Because that's what everyone who listens to d&b does?

Are we to assume the rapping headteacher will be puffing on a blunt prior to assembly?

No but it would be more relatable if he wore a thick gold chain while he did the rap

And anyone who wears a tracksuit is a chav with an asbo?

Or a footballer. But most footballers are chavs so yes I'm inclined to agree.

With silver Argos chains and Rockport boots?

Rock what? Anyway, are you here to stereotype a whole generation of socially challenged individuals or to save lives...

Techno is definitely in, some forms are not all that far from trance anyway. As a general rule, the more indiviudal words in a song, the worse it is.

I will experiment with the rap and get back to you

Just so there are no misunderstandings that could result in MPs rejecting the bill, we are talking comedic rap and not gangsta rap. We want laughter in our schools not bullets.

Examples of comedic rap are:

She rachet: https://youtu.be/NUEiWptamzE

And 'dogs don't kill people, rabbits do': https://youtu.be/0X6N3z1RVgo"
filthy frank does good comedic rap

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Etta James - At Last - Lyrics

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Examples of comedic rap are:

She rachet: https://youtu.be/NUEiWptamzE

And 'dogs don't kill people, rabbits do': https://youtu.be/0X6N3z1RVgo"

Shit it:

Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill - Kinetic Typography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Alabama 3 2129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY_Edw9W88Q

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Examples of comedic rap are:

She rachet: https://youtu.be/NUEiWptamzE

And 'dogs don't kill people, rabbits do': https://youtu.be/0X6N3z1RVgo

Shit it:

Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill - Kinetic Typography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw"

That's better. And some people think the politics forum has all the fun

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Ok I'm all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya mama - Pharcyde

https://youtu.be/8opPUInhOHQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any votes for gangster rap?

And as for dubstep....fuck the new stuff! Skrillex, excision etc

Get them listening to kryptic minds and youngsta.

Comedic rap not gangsta rap! What are you trying to do to our nations schools!!! "

Changed our profile pic in protest for gangsta rap!

As snoop said "G's up, hoes down, if that bitch can't swim. She bound to drizzown"

Our schools need this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any votes for gangster rap?

And as for dubstep....fuck the new stuff! Skrillex, excision etc

Get them listening to kryptic minds and youngsta.

Comedic rap not gangsta rap! What are you trying to do to our nations schools!!!

Changed our profile pic in protest for gangsta rap!

As snoop said "G's up, hoes down, if that bitch can't swim. She bound to drizzown"

Our schools need this!

Sorry to break it to you but according to Tu Pacs former manager - snoop is a snitch

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