FabSwingers.com forum: Worst meet?

By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

So going on from having the best and most memorable meet, why not mention an experience that you'd rather forget, worst meet?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Never had a no-show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Can't see why they would do that to you Miss Lady Lick unless they have a very good explanation on why

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By *leur de lisWoman
over a year ago

Buxton

Its a bit crass talking about someone who may read it on a forum and realise it is about them.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Never had a really bad meet as tried to always do a social first but has a fair few where when they turn up are different to what I expected

Biggest issue I found is men that say they are taller than they really are ... Inches do make a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

Why the fuck did you give out your address before getting a face pic You crazy bastard haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a black eye once.... enough said

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I was definitely some cpls worst meet

Met at their house,had few drinks and chatting away and I fucking fainted. Out cold and landed like a sack of spanners on their kitchen floor

I woke up to mrs screaming "Jesus jimmy call an ambulance"

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

Joe that's pritty fucked up lol

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

Why the fuck did you give out your address before getting a face pic You crazy bastard haha"

First time - and I didn't - I gave out my post code.

Learning curve

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Never had a really bad meet as tried to always do a social first but has a fair few where when they turn up are different to what I expected

Biggest issue I found is men that say they are taller than they really are ... Inches do make a difference

Lol 'inches do make a difference' we all know what you really mean there

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh gawwd.

That guy who flipped and wanted me to drag him off to an alley way, beat him up, piss on him and r@pe him.

@_@

Da fuq?

Never finished a 'date' before with, I think you should fuck off now and get your train.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any meet that rushes is a worst meet for me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The one where he said he could easily fall in love with me....it was a bloody social coffee!!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"The one where he said he could easily fall in love with me....it was a bloody social coffee!!

stalker alert haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Yep! My one no show was my worst...never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god seriously cannot see why people would stand you lovely ladies up though must be absolutely mental

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Yep! My one no show was my worst...never again."

You've had a no show too? Damn not sure how someone can leave you hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Yep! My one no show was my worst...never again.

You've had a no show too? Damn not sure how someone can leave you hanging "

He got a better offer, apparently.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Met an american girl on another site about 10 years ago that was hot but more than a little crazy but on our first meet she just seemed abit eccentric. But fun kind of odd. Did I mention hot

Anyway 2nd time I met her called late to her house and she was d*unk and belligerent which I didn't get from her texts

So she continues her ranting and I say fuck this I'm off home. Bit pissed off that she asks me up to hers to just rip the piss

So I storm off home and as I'm driving I'm getting lots of what I presume are apology texts but ignore them and keep driving home

Anyway I get home and look at my fone and I have lots of texts like

"You stole my hash. Drop it back or I'm calling the cops"

I most certainly hadn't stolen the mad woman's hash by the way

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By *errible2sumCouple
over a year ago

london

We agreed to meet a young guy who promised the world with his bbc

Well fuck me what a useless little twat he was. 6 foot on profile. Must have been 5-8! Nearly shut the door on him then.

he came in a taxi and thought he was stsying the night. I told him jump in the car,I'm taking you home. Blocked him and deleted the photos from pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where the lady (now unlos) proceeded to get majorly d*unk, piss on my arm and then leave her phone in the foot-well of my car when i dropped her off round the back of the church yard. That cost me £7 to return

I changed my aftershave after that because that must have been the reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my first meet on here - she was about 20 years older than it said on her profile and she looked nothing like her photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Yep! My one no show was my worst...never again.

You've had a no show too? Damn not sure how someone can leave you hanging

He got a better offer, apparently."

He was probably wanking before thinking about meeting you and shot his bolt

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

The 12 second shag.

Don't think I need to add to that really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Their loss sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had a really bad meet as tried to always do a social first but has a fair few where when they turn up are different to what I expected

Biggest issue I found is men that say they are taller than they really are ... Inches do make a difference

6ft 2 missy and your right every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worse meet was a no social first... now its ALWAYS a social first. absoloute nightmare that i wont ever be repeating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the door after an hour drive

Meeting a FF

Greeted by stained t shirt and joggers wearing lady

The other F couldn't make it

The t shirt n jogger lady then proceeded to do her ironing for an hour

Small talk ensued

Then she tells me it's her time of the month

Quick blow job

Off I went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

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beat mine they lasted 9 mind but a two hour drive what a waste of fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 12 second shag.

Don't think I need to add to that really."

You time them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Who in their right mind would decide to leave you hanging?!.. Definately their loss x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not one bad meet from here but one that still makes me laugh.

Cause if anyone had seen us not sure what they would think.

One sunday morning i had a 6ft 2 guy crawling round my bedroom dressed as a sheep. Yes he will probably be reading this

the actual worse meet i had was many years ago and it was only a social and i went into some kind of shock and literally ran and didnt stop running until i got to the train station. I was like forest gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a bad play meet. Blocked a few guys after the event because they turned into twats but that's different.

Had one social with a guy who had great photos and veris, but when he turned up there was something 'off' about him that I couldn't put my finger on. I told him that I didn't think we were compatible and wouldn't be taking things further, and he proceeded to spend ages begging to start the social over again.

It must have been me though, as he continues to get awesome veris from other women!

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

time we met a man in his caravan and i was supposed to video him fucking the mrs after she give him a toyshow as i was setting up the video camra to record it , i just pressed record after about a 1 minute and he was wanking a semi and shot across her tits as i looked up he was zipping up and i was thinking wtf have i missed sumit here

then he asked a for super veri so he could get more great meets like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to have a meet from here, but a few years ago I met a girl from another site and ended up walking out. She made no effort with her appearance (dirty shirt and trackie bottoms), had an obscene amount of cats in her house and couldn't kiss without smashing her teeth against mine. It was then that I made my excuses and left. Then she texted me to slag me off for being a timewaster, so I replied with many helpful pointers to consider if she wanted her next victim to stay longer. Needless to say, she didn't reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Had loads of that sort ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had no show before which I a pain as you prepare and orange things around it but I'd prefer that that someone turning up thinking their going to take over and be pushy

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The 12 second shag.

Don't think I need to add to that really."

That's embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up for a one on one meet the house was disgusting as soon as we got inside. I saw a load of on the table was offered a line to keep me amused until the others turned up asked what others and she replied “oh I've got two other guys coming over in didn't think you'd mind" she then proceeded to sniff a great big line of the filthy kitchen side needless to say I made my excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a bad meet, but I've had a few near misses. In the past I took my time chatting to people and one of my criteria was that they had to be active and meeting others too.

When Redhead and I started meeting several ladies I'd been chatting to all stated that they wanted to be exclusive but hadn't mentioned it before. Not necessarily bad meets but certainly the potential for drama was dodged.

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been blocked, had no shows and people have dropped off the face of the planet more times than I'd like to recall, however worst meet was a women who invited me round to hers for a few drinks, we'd been chatting and swapping pictures for a few weeks and getting on well.

She opened the door and she was minimum 10-15 years older than her pics, missing several teeth amd entirely not who she portrayed herself to be.

I left immediately

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"The 12 second shag.

Don't think I need to add to that really.

You time them?"

No my husband did, and the other bloke in the room. They seemed amused, I wasn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first meet - a well verified couple who we planned to meet at a bar of their choice. Spent hours getting ready, nervous as hell, turned out the bar was one where you had to pay to get in. We paid, bought drinks, then waited. They never showed up. Blocked us and everything. They ended up going unlos. We almost left the site because of it all.

Months later, with us more experienced, a couple with the same name messaged us for a meet. Turns out they were the same people. They told us they set us up on purpose because they thought we were some guy who had been harassing them with fake profiles. Right. We decided never to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our first meet - a well verified couple who we planned to meet at a bar of their choice. Spent hours getting ready, nervous as hell, turned out the bar was one where you had to pay to get in. We paid, bought drinks, then waited. They never showed up. Blocked us and everything. They ended up going unlos. We almost left the site because of it all.

Well that's awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worse was either one where we had a lovely time in the pub previous to really good sex, that was only ruined by the smell and taste of the poppers he was using.

Or, one where he insisted I ate before we had sex and I got really bad reflux that made me throw up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who was shorter than me - he claimed to be a good couple inches taller than me - looked a lot older than his one blurry face photo & was a tad creepy.

Thankfully I vet potential meets a hell of a lot better nowadays and it was only a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

My worst ones are the ones that do!

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

My worst ones are the ones that do!"

Loool some very interesting comments on here, well I'm still to experience a one on one meet, seem to get more attention of guys more then anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So in summary.....

The forumites pick all the crazies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in summary.....

The forumites pick all the crazies? "

or the forumites are the crazies?

"dead man....dead man walking........."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A few years ago now. We had arranged to meet at a popular bar, I spent a few hours nervously beautifying myself and arrived early. When he eventually showed up he was already on the way to being d*unk, the forty or so years he claimed to be lacked about twenty of them and the lustrous grey hair in the photo had all but vanished. He then proceeded to tell me how dangerous it was for students in the scary world of swinging and offered to keep me in luxury in exchange for threesomes. He was surprised when I declined his offer and proceeded to text me multiple times until I blocked his number and he disappeared off FAB. Far more cautious now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in summary.....

The forumites pick all the crazies?

or the forumites are the crazies?

"dead man....dead man walking.........""

*bares teeth*

Say that to my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So in summary.....

The forumites pick all the crazies?

or the forumites are the crazies?

"dead man....dead man walking........."

*bares teeth*

Say that to my face

shan't!!!

mwahahaha the anonymity of the internet makes me truly powerful... all your crazies are mine!

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By *arlolad71Man
over a year ago

darlington

Ha ha.sorry to laugh but made me laugh

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm sad now because I haven't got a bad meet story! I just don't feel complete without one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shuffling uncomfortably in my seat as I expect I'm the other guy in some peoples worst meet stories

In my case - it was an unfortunate blood injury after someone's engagement ring nicked John Thomas

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

that should have been cowardly B'stards

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"So going on from having the best and most memorable meet, why not mention an experience that you'd rather forget, worst meet?"

Worst one? It was bloody fantastic.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Liver, it's disgusting. Surprised nobody has mentioned it already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was definitely some cpls worst meet

Met at their house,had few drinks and chatting away and I fucking fainted. Out cold and landed like a sack of spanners on their kitchen floor

I woke up to mrs screaming "Jesus jimmy call an ambulance"

Sorry but

just as well you never done that with us......fuck the ambulance get him oot lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've and a few dodgy socials, the one that's springs to mind ~ the guy clearly wasn't 5'11 (per his profile) as when he got up from the chair to say hello he was smaller than me & I'm 5'5......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He turned up. Fucked me and left within 30 minutes this was already after he was a few hours late due to work issues. Anyone else would have been told to do one but this was someone I had met numerous times before and never had a issue with.

I think he would have cancelled with the work issues but he was having a bit of a pissing contest over the man I had met 2 days previously. I haven't bothered seeing him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh actually I've remembered the guy I'd met a few times (not from this site) who, the final time I met him, turned up too d*unk to fuck then crashed through the banister when he went upstairs to the toilet, breaking all the spindles, and fell from the upstairs onto the floor in the hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if anyone has read a thread like this and thought

'Shit that's me'

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Wonder if anyone has read a thread like this and thought

'Shit that's me'"

Are you going to go and get that handrail and spindles fixed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where he said he could easily fall in love with me....it was a bloody social coffee!!

You promised we'd never mention that again!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine I agreed I would meet this handsome guy,tall,dark haired!

He messaged me ask what I would like to drink .And I said I rather order when I am there!Well when I arrived couldn't not see him! But I was approached by this guy,he proceeded to tell me his friend couldn't make it and sent him instead!He was totally different ! I said I am sorry I must to leave!What a cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well mine I agreed I would meet this handsome guy,tall,dark haired!

I am so using this in the future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has read a thread like this and thought

'Shit that's me'

Are you going to go and get that handrail and spindles fixed??"

If Ruby agreed to meet

I wouldn't be getting pissed

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Not a meet but after my divorce I went on pof and my very first match was my ex wife . Fuck if she was like her profile in real life we would have been still together .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't tell you...I wouldn't want to traumatise you all it was that bad, scary bad!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well mine I agreed I would meet this handsome guy,tall,dark haired!

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't tell you...I wouldn't want to traumatise you all it was that bad, scary bad!!!!!"

Oh come on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well mine I agreed I would meet this handsome guy,tall,dark haired!

ah you've got to love a trier! And very sensible re: the drink! In sight at all times when meeting a stranger!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

One with my old profile, her profile size said average and pics seemed to confirm this.......size 18/20 is not average

I left!

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Wonder if anyone has read a thread like this and thought

'Shit that's me'

Are you going to go and get that handrail and spindles fixed??"

Haha

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not a meet but after my divorce I went on pof and my very first match was my ex wife . Fuck if she was like her profile in real life we would have been still together . "

Ouch!!

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over a year ago

"One with my old profile, her profile size said average and pics seemed to confirm this.......size 18/20 is not average

I left!"

Slightly above average in the UK. According to yougov the average dress size in the UK is a 16.

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over a year ago

We agreed a meet with a guy who sounded perfect (mmf). He turned up at our house straight from a rugby match hadn't showered but said he'd had a quick wash. He had a tesco's bag full of toys...after a quick coffee it was a definite polite no thanks.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some of these are hilerious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We agreed a meet with a guy who sounded perfect (mmf). He turned up at our house straight from a rugby match hadn't showered but said he'd had a quick wash. He had a tesco's bag full of toys...after a quick coffee it was a definite polite no thanks."

Appalling. Waitrose or gtfo.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I can't tell you...I wouldn't want to traumatise you all it was that bad, scary bad!!!!!"

oh come on now don't tease out with it

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

So I met someone who i got to know through something else entirely, it was an online thing, but even though we were close online, i didn't even consider bringing it into real life, especially when you dont plan to meet them just due to the fact he lived at the time all the way in essex and it was an online game...

i think my first mistake was meeting him the first time when i was on holiday a month later to London, but the 2nd being i went back down and to where he lived in essex and where i saw the real him, he lived with a sister who he kept hitting in my presence, then was d*unk and took cocaine,trying to force me to do stuff to him, then as he was high a lot he would then be mentally abusive.

I was so uncomfortable due to fact i had to stay with him until the monday,but what got me was i went into another room,thinking i was safe to stay and must have dozed off and seems he told a guy to slip into bed with me, yeah couldnt get up quick enough

So next morning and they were in bed, i kinda creeped out the door with bags and well travelled back to London,hoping for a place i could sleep in till the monday

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over a year ago

"So I met someone who i got to know through something else entirely, it was an online thing, but even though we were close online, i didn't even consider bringing it into real life, especially when you dont plan to meet them just due to the fact he lived at the time all the way in essex and it was an online game...

So next morning and they were in bed, i kinda creeped out the door with bags and well travelled back to London,hoping for a place i could sleep in till the monday

Wow, lucky escape. Hope the sister was safe

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"One with my old profile, her profile size said average and pics seemed to confirm this.......size 18/20 is not average

I left!"

The average UK dress size is a 16-18. So yes, she was average.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Met a lady and she forced me to wear a sheep outfit.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Met a lady and she forced me to wear a sheep outfit.

I met a sheep and it forced me to wear a lady outfit

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

So next morning and they were in bed, i kinda creeped out the door with bags and well travelled back to London,hoping for a place i could sleep in till the monday

Jesus Christ that was bad but at least you got out more or less no worse for the experience .

sadly in my time in the fet world I've heard far worse than this but due to being trusted with such information I can not tell public forum .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was lucky enough to have a meet arranged with you I'd be like a kid at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a meet but after my divorce I went on pof and my very first match was my ex wife . Fuck if she was like her profile in real life we would have been still together . "

Hahaha been there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was lucky enough to have a meet arranged with you I'd be like a kid at Christmas

We're all dying to know who you mean now!

If you use the 'reply+quote' button it helps identify who you're talking about

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over a year ago

"If I was lucky enough to have a meet arranged with you I'd be like a kid at Christmas

We're all dying to know who you mean now!

If you use the 'reply+quote' button it helps identify who you're talking about

Maybe it's your lucky day Dan

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If I was lucky enough to have a meet arranged with you I'd be like a kid at Christmas

We're all dying to know who you mean now!

If you use the 'reply+quote' button it helps identify who you're talking about

Maybe it's your lucky day Dan

Hard luck Dan , but it would have to be Handsonjohn, he was the poster immediately previous, can only assume he meant him

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over a year ago

Met a couple on here who blocked me so I couldn't veri!the reason being I went round to theres after speaking for a couple of weeks,seemed very nice,laid back,the lady was stunning and I couldn't believe my luck,however once I got there we had a couple of drinks and they then had a big domestic about things that were apparently years old and I'm sat in the middle trying to be the peace keeper,felt like Jeremy fucking Kyle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol my bad it was actually meant for ruby woo

lol

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

So next morning and they were in bed, i kinda creeped out the door with bags and well travelled back to London,hoping for a place i could sleep in till the monday

Jesus Christ that was bad but at least you got out more or less no worse for the experience .

sadly in my time in the fet world I've heard far worse than this but due to being trusted with such information I can not tell public forum . "

thank you both, yes she was fine, but in a way im not sure what happened to her over the yrs this was around 8 yrs back.

But i did learn my lesson, given i was getting continued harrassment online a lot of the time

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"The one where the lady (now unlos) proceeded to get majorly d*unk, piss on my arm and then leave her phone in the foot-well of my car when i dropped her off round the back of the church yard. That cost me £7 to return

I changed my aftershave after that because that must have been the reason!"

whats unlos mean?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Other than the Hardon that I haven't been able to get twice with same person

I have been OK my meets tend to go pretty fine

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over a year ago

I changed my aftershave after that because that must have been the reason!

whats unlos mean?"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I changed my aftershave after that because that must have been the reason!

whats unlos mean?

User no longer on site"

No, no Lady Unlos and Majorly D*unk are elite forumites

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

That's horrible and would have probably put us off for good.

Our first meet we had to cancel. We'd arranged to meet a few guys at their house, got ready, (Mrs N looking great I must say) then got to the address, drove up the street a few times and had to do a double take as we drove past. There was a speaker in the downstairs window blasting out music, the house looked a bit grubby and there was a guy sitting on the window ledge of the third floor and looking like he was smoking, well, whatever. Mrs still wnated to go in but the alarm bells were ringing pretty loud for me and decided to call it off there and then. Not a chance and not a good introduction to fab/swinging either.

For the record our eventual first meet was ideal and the guy is still a good pal who we've met numerous times and hope to do so in the future.

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over a year ago

Met this guy in a pub for a social meet,we were having a great laugh,but then he sat there and drank pint after pint of cider,got d*unk and started crying over his ex.

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over a year ago

"Met this guy in a pub for a social meet,we were having a great laugh,but then he sat there and drank pint after pint of cider,got d*unk and started crying over his ex.

You promised you wouldn't say...

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over a year ago

"Probably my first meet on here - she was about 20 years older than it said on her profile and she looked nothing like her photos.

I had one like that, he looked so different that as he walked towards me waving I thought "who the fuck is that?" Then It dawned on me

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Totally agree! I thought I had this sussed not agreeing to meet anyone without at least 3 veris by meets but I got stood up once..... soooo happy I did though as I don't do meets back to back and the next afternoon I met my FB so it all worked out for the best

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over a year ago

"Met this guy in a pub for a social meet,we were having a great laugh,but then he sat there and drank pint after pint of cider,got d*unk and started crying over his ex.

You promised you wouldn't say...

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..pmsl

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over a year ago

"Met this guy in a pub for a social meet,we were having a great laugh,but then he sat there and drank pint after pint of cider,got d*unk and started crying over his ex.

You promised you wouldn't say...

..pmsl

Wthe cider was medicinal. The baggage optional. I'm just glad you laughed a bit before I emotionally imploded...

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over a year ago

Worst has to be a guy turning up far shorter then he claimed. He kept bragging how his second job is escorting and how lucky I am that he's meeting me for free, considering women pay him several hundred! I never believed him for a second. Worst to come...

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

After I said he needed to go, he left or so I thought. I heard a noise downstairs...I nervously went downstairs to investigate and found him in my hallway! He'd only came back, let himself into my house (without permission) and went into my kitchen to make coffee because he thought it would be nicer if he stayed!

. How creepy! I actually feared for my safety but thankfully after I shouted at him to again leave, he did! Text me the next day asking when are we meeting again. I said never after the way he behaved. He then text me loads of threats and abuse.

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over a year ago

"Worst has to be a guy turning up far shorter then he claimed. He kept bragging how his second job is escorting and how lucky I am that he's meeting me for free, considering women pay him several hundred! I never believed him for a second. Worst to come...

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

Blimey

see Miss P you get off lightly with emotional implosions!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy

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over a year ago

I met a couple who lived about 40 minutes away, but had no idea what I was driving to.

The woman a bbw, was friendly and showed me through to the living room. Her hubby was very ill, and I hear has died since, but was sat with some kind of nebuliser. I was told I should wait, as others were en route.

Soon another four men arrived, and she stripped off. We all got busy with tongues and fingers, all of us now naked, and she had a very willing mouth. But her hubby was sat taking the piss, and this put me right off.

I lost my wood and exited with my tail between my legs so to speak.

The other guys were still doing ok when I left, but I thought it was a bloody nightmare.

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over a year ago

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy "

I never meet at my house now! That was an old address few years ago when i lived the other side of the country . Also during my first experience of Internet casual dating. Before then I'd never even had a one night stand. So I was too trusting and innocent lol.

Now its socials first and the guy must accommodate. A dodgy guy wouldn't give out his address, face pic nor meet a couple of times for public socials. plus I'll make him aware my best friend knows exactly where I am. So if she doesn't see me soon alive and well , she'll know where to send the police! Lol. Covered all my bases there and thankfully most guys are genuine and lovely.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Umm. Had some pretty bad ones over the years but I've largely blocked them from my memory.

One I do remember was a date from a 'nilla site...we met in a pub when I was with my girls and he came with a friend...he was buff in his pictures, really nice looking.

He'd put on I'd say at least 7 stone since his pics were taken! You could see it was the same guy but christ he was huge, barely fit through the doors. Was gutted.

Being the sweet thing I am I thought I'd give him a chance as he did genuinely have a lovely personality. He later kissed me and proceeded to squash me to the point I couldn't breathe. I didn't see him again after that.

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over a year ago

"Umm. Had some pretty bad ones over the years but I've largely blocked them from my memory.

One I do remember was a date from a 'nilla site...we met in a pub when I was with my girls and he came with a friend...he was buff in his pictures, really nice looking.

He'd put on I'd say at least 7 stone since his pics were taken! You could see it was the same guy but christ he was huge, barely fit through the doors. Was gutted.

That was a wise decision! Otherwise you maybe not be here to tell us the story! Lolz

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"So going on from having the best and most memorable meet, why not mention an experience that you'd rather forget, worst meet?"

It was at mine....

He never turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst meet was lady came to mine after lots of flirting and messaging sat on sofa looked at me and said sorry I can't do this git up and left then messagef 10 mins later to ask me to delete her number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst meet was lady came to mine after lots of flirting and messaging sat on sofa looked at me and said sorry I can't do this git up and left then messagef 10 mins later to ask me to delete her number "

She probably felt very nervous or frightened and simply changed her mind.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy

all common sense I can accommodate but boy do I really have to know you before I go down that route.

the way I like to play is best conducted in a hotel for the first five or six meets .

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"The one where he said he could easily fall in love with me....it was a bloody social coffee!!

I loves you already and we haven't met yet

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm yet to have a bad meet. But I have realised by reading through this thread that I have probably been someone's worst meet. Ouch.

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over a year ago

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy

all common sense I can accommodate but boy do I really have to know you before I go down that route.

the way I like to play is best conducted in a hotel for the first five or six meets . "

I wouldn't do hotel meets. Anyone can be anyone. There's no assurances for me to feel completely comfortable with.

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over a year ago

"I'm yet to have a bad meet. But I have realised by reading through this thread that I have probably been someone's worst meet. Ouch.

You fixed the banisters though, so I'll let you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lucky not to have had a bad meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple with a male friend. They were considerably older than their photos suggested. Very awkward.

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over a year ago

I changed my aftershave after that because that must have been the reason!

whats unlos mean?

User no longer on site

No, no Lady Unlos and Majorly D*unk are elite forumites

yeah they're the original platinum members!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy

all common sense I can accommodate but boy do I really have to know you before I go down that route.

the way I like to play is best conducted in a hotel for the first five or six meets .

I wouldn't do hotel meets. Anyone can be anyone. There's no assurances for me to feel completely comfortable with."

social first then hotel I never met for sex until I've had a social with a single girl couples I sometimes bend that rule for .

hotels with ferns is the way I like to play means they can feel safer there than alone with me so five or six hotel dates then once they know I can truly be trusted play elsewhere . after all one push of the help button in the room and the managers there one scream to

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over a year ago

"I'm yet to have a bad meet. But I have realised by reading through this thread that I have probably been someone's worst meet. Ouch.

If you mean me, then no.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy

all common sense I can accommodate but boy do I really have to know you before I go down that route.

the way I like to play is best conducted in a hotel for the first five or six meets .

I wouldn't do hotel meets. Anyone can be anyone. There's no assurances for me to feel completely comfortable with.

social first then hotel I never met for sex until I've had a social with a single girl couples I sometimes bend that rule for .

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i can leap out my bedroom and down the stairs and out my front door in about 15 seconds ive timed it.

You tell me where id get to safety in a hotel room in 15 seconds and ive never seen a help button in a hotel room

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Been seeing a guy a couple of times for kinky times. He wanted to see me in drag (I perform as a female drag queen) so told him to pick me up after a gig.

Went back to mine, did kinky things to him then I wanted some vanilla. He's on top in missionary thrashing away like a mad man, he pops out of me, goes to pop back in then......

He'd hit my pubic bone at full throttle. It actually popped and went at a right angle. Cue lots of mad panic getting him to the A&E where he then told me he's got a long term girlfriend. Karma huh?

He had surgery, opened him up like a banana, stitches inside and out. Called me a heartless bitch rah rah rah as I wasn't interested in communicating with him after he'd started to heal.

Apparently it's still bent. If he wants it as it was, could loose two inches.

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My worst ones are the ones that didn't bloody show up!!!!! B'stards

Why in the blue hell would someone not meet you? Lol

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Umm. Had some pretty bad ones over the years but I've largely blocked them from my memory.

One I do remember was a date from a 'nilla site...we met in a pub when I was with my girls and he came with a friend...he was buff in his pictures, really nice looking.

He'd put on I'd say at least 7 stone since his pics were taken! You could see it was the same guy but christ he was huge, barely fit through the doors. Was gutted.

lool that end paragraph is funny lol

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over a year ago

I had two bad ones, but that was my fault for being impulsive and not chatting for long enough to gauge if we had compatible tastes. They didn't behave badly, they just didn't float my boat.

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By *av big one OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

You know there so many messed up meets, where guys do so and so, and then i wonder why I don't get the chance. It's a shame really, i try to be as upfront as possible purely because I wouldn't want to be on the other side i.e karma

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over a year ago

"I had two bad ones, but that was my fault for being impulsive and not chatting for long enough to gauge if we had compatible tastes. They didn't behave badly, they just didn't float my boat."

How about that one where the people you were supposed to be meeting left you sitting in the wrong coffee shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to experience a really bad meet we're available throughout the week

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over a year ago

"I had two bad ones, but that was my fault for being impulsive and not chatting for long enough to gauge if we had compatible tastes. They didn't behave badly, they just didn't float my boat.

How about that one where the people you were supposed to be meeting left you sitting in the wrong coffee shop?

I was in the right coffee shop! Your coffee shop was nicer though

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over a year ago

"I had two bad ones, but that was my fault for being impulsive and not chatting for long enough to gauge if we had compatible tastes. They didn't behave badly, they just didn't float my boat.

How about that one where the people you were supposed to be meeting left you sitting in the wrong coffee shop?

I was in the right coffee shop! Your coffee shop was nicer though

Right! I meant while they were in the wrong coffee shop

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over a year ago

"I had two bad ones, but that was my fault for being impulsive and not chatting for long enough to gauge if we had compatible tastes. They didn't behave badly, they just didn't float my boat.

How about that one where the people you were supposed to be meeting left you sitting in the wrong coffee shop?

I was in the right coffee shop! Your coffee shop was nicer though

Right! I meant while they were in the wrong coffee shop

You were both lovely so I have forgiven you

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Hmmm, so what size is curvy, large and ample then? I class myself as average as I'm neither athletic nor curvy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet with a 45 year old 'convincing' TV, who was a 5'10 redhead.

So how did I end up with a 5'4 bald guy with no hair or teeth living in pensioners sheltered housing? I actually deleted my profile when I got home

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"There is a limit to what I can say publicly but this was one of the oddest.

My first meet on Fab - some guy PMs me one day. Pics look nice. He's keen. This is easy.

So I'm trying to get a face pic out of him and he's like, "I'll be at yours in 5."

I'm like WTF? We haven't agreed anything yet! And I still want to see a face pic!

He sends one. Rather handsome. Ok.

So what's going on... where are you?

Stick my head outside the door and the fecker is just about to knock on the neighbours' house! I tell him to come inside.

He has a piss. We go into the sitting room, begin to get down to it, then he says he's forgotten something in the car... and just... fucks off!

Total encounter time 8 mins.

WTF?

Clearly one of the "straight" dudes on fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had many no shows over the years we've been playing annoying but learn when they stop messaging night before but worst was a guy who from pics matched our preferences messages all ok he turned up and was totally different skin colour to his pics but didn't think that would be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy keep calling me daddy... I'm 27... Instant turn off for me

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By *izzy2184Man
over a year ago

dewsbury

Had a guy asking for a discreet blow job in the dark. I agreed, he had been verified had great pics. He turned up and kept ringing the door buzzer but couldn't get in. So I had to go to the door couldn't just wait on my knees like he wanted. I was met at the door by a man a foot smaller than advertised, about 10 stone heavier and completely covered head to toe by coats and a scarf to cover his face. I shut the door and told him to leave. Turned out he had several fake profiles that he had used to verify him self with and just an utter fake.

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By *mericaBOOBSWoman
over a year ago

Galway

Countless guys that I've talked to, both on fab and before joining the site, who I've gotten along with then we go to schedule a meet and they disappear without a trace.

One guy in here who had been trying to get me to his place for the longest time, and I was about to agree until another guy on my friends list messaged me. He said this first guy messaged him and asked if he would be interested in a secret gang bang with a girl and sent him my profile. As I had not requested this, we both reported and blocked him, but not before my friend told him to feck off.

Another meet from here, I really prefer to have just a social meet first and go from there. I was getting on with a guy and he wanted to schedule a hotel meet. I said I'd be happy to do a social meet, and he said ok he'd like to take me to dinner and we can go from there. I agreed, met him and things were awkard from the get go. We sat down to dinner and he didn't order anything but a pint. After my food came, he said he was off to the bathroom and would be right back. 15 minutes later, he texted me from the hotel next door and told me to come on up after I paid for my food and his pint, being that he was paying for the hotel. I paid and then blocked his number and his profile after telling him that I hadn't agreed to that and he started sending me threatening texts. I went to a friends house for a while for fear that he'd follow me home as I lived close by.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Not the worst at all just a bit embarrassing on my part had a great night and lots of fun had a drink went to bed cuddling then in the morning was told I sleep walk must of got up and she asked what I was doing I said going for a pee she asked me why I was going down stairs?(the bathroom is on the same floor)next thing sh knew I had walked in to a wall bumped my head and on the floor not knowing what had happend woke up to hear telling me blood all over my eye brow and I lump like a golf ball lol

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Head of his dick only touched the outside of my labia when he came all over my pussy. So only lasted a few seconds! Lol. Crazy still.....

never meet at your place unless he's a regular or you really and I mean really trust the guy

all common sense I can accommodate but boy do I really have to know you before I go down that route.

the way I like to play is best conducted in a hotel for the first five or six meets .

I wouldn't do hotel meets. Anyone can be anyone. There's no assurances for me to feel completely comfortable with.

social first then hotel I never met for sex until I've had a social with a single girl couples I sometimes bend that rule for .

i can leap out my bedroom and down the stairs and out my front door in about 15 seconds ive timed it.

You tell me where id get to safety in a hotel room in 15 seconds and ive never seen a help button in a hotel room"

fit girl then

public places like hotels are safer in my humble opinion no strange guys hiding in the lofts or wardrobes no hidden cameras in the bedroom .

lots of hotels have a help button normally by the side of the bed near the light switches by the bedside tables for the lamps behind the bed ,

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over a year ago

I've had two....a guy came to mine fucked me barely spoke to me at all then got up and left straight away he has messaged quite a few times to meet again said I'm not interested now blocked on fab and kik....went for a meet at a local guy's house had to listen to him talking about his ex girlfriend constantly didn't meet again

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I can't believe nobody has mentioned tripe..strictly it's offal but it's gotta be the worst meat I've ever had.

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I've never really had a bad meet but did meet one guy who wasn't smiling or showing teeth in profile and on meeting his teeth really turned me off. I hate bad teeth. They were crooked really discoloured and a couple looked missing.

Now I like to see a nice toothy grin in a picture before I meet someone as bad teeth is a big turn off for me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Don't get me wrong I haven't had any meets on the level of some of these meets......

I have had a meet when was in a room with 3 couples and one of the females of the couple decided she was unhappy with a single guy i.e. Me being in the room...this's was mid play. She. Started having a bit of a fit about it, I left with no issue

The funny thing is the other two couples I am still friends with more than 8 years later. All four are on social media.

though I did manage to spill a drink over a nice cream carpet

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over a year ago

"I can't believe nobody has mentioned tripe..strictly it's offal but it's gotta be the worst meat I've ever had."

You've maybe never tried it cooked right.The English cook it to look like snot. In Spain and Portugal they make it into a rich spicy delicious stew with chorizo and chick peas.Yummm!

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over a year ago

We had a meet a few years back where I,Mr,nearly died, seriously.

We had arranged, after the usual face pictures swaps etc, to meet in a pub first.

Well,they looked nothing like their photos, she was a lot larger, but they were good fun and we were asked back to their place and we accepted.

Later in their bedroom C was having a good time with the husband but I was really not getting turned on, I would look over to watch C having fun to keep going.

Not wanting to be rude, always my downfall, I was trying hard to give this large lady a good time and we ended up sixty nineing with her on top.

I was somewhere underneath when she gushed.

Christ, I couldn't breath and the more I struggled to get out the more she excited she got and clamped down on me.

I was actually drowning/being suffocated and I had a sudden mental image of C trying to explain to the kids how I died.

She had a very good time, I'm actually scared of big women now.

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over a year ago

"We had a meet a few years back where I,Mr,nearly died, seriously.

We had arranged, after the usual face pictures swaps etc, to meet in a pub first.

Well,they looked nothing like their photos, she was a lot larger, but they were good fun and we were asked back to their place and we accepted.

Later in their bedroom C was having a good time with the husband but I was really not getting turned on, I would look over to watch C having fun to keep going.

Not wanting to be rude, always my downfall, I was trying hard to give this large lady a good time and we ended up sixty nineing with her on top.

I was somewhere underneath when she gushed.

Christ, I couldn't breath and the more I struggled to get out the more she excited she got and clamped down on me.

I was actually drowning/being suffocated and I had a sudden mental image of C trying to explain to the kids how I died.

She had a very good time, I'm actually scared of big women now. "

Honestly, I can think of worse ways to die