FabSwingers.com forum: We could be heroes

By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

If you could have one superpower, what would you have?

Most importantly, what would your superhero name be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My power would be the invisibilty one

Invisibilty jo ...checking out alsorts then and

Oh i would need to be speedy as well ... so invisible and speedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers

If I was limited to just one - then the voyeur in me would either want to see through clothes (on an optional basis - there's some people I wouldn't want to see naked!) or be invisible (so I could sneak into ladies changing rooms, obviously!).

On a slightly less sinister / disturbing note then if I couldn't have a power that allowed me to perform this sort of alarming gross invasion of privacy, then in the words of Keith Harris and Orville, I wish I could fly!

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

X-ray vision so that I could perve in peace...

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'd like the ability to heal, some of my friends have debilitating illnesses and I wish I could help them feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers

I now have

I wish i could fly ..right upto the sky

In my head in the orville voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers

I now have

I wish i could fly ..right upto the sky

In my head in the orville voice

it'll be there all day now! Sorreeee!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Super butt. I can hypnotise people with the giggle of my arse

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to fly faster than a speedibg bullet. All those sexy meets you could have on a sandy beach in places like bali and still be home for egg n chips for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to make people happy

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd be the common sense commando .

Where ever there was gross stupidity and lack of any thought process I'd be there! Zapping the Darwinian with my cortex stimulator (a palm to their forehead ) to stop headlong rush in to daft situation or make glaringly clear answer to their question with the power of thought .

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Shape change, imagine the fun you could have with that. You could offer a dumping service, you go in and dump someone for them, or a come and fuck yourself service, not sure how popular that would be.

As for a name, Morpheus, or confused soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The abilty to envoke others superpowers. Id fight on the side of good and be called Ms Awesome.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

To be able to have visions of the future I'll be called vision!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power of persuasion.... then all you women would be fucked..... literally ha ha ha ha. How cares about a suoerhero name ill be to busy fucking.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers

I do in fact have Sylars ability to steal the superpowers of othes.

Unfortunately I haven't found anyone with superpowers, so until I do I am stuck as a normal-ish person. It basically sucks!

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I'd be the common sense commando .

I love the idea of this one,

I think your superpowers would be in extreme demand..

If you do ever obtain this power, please visit my work and deal with the fuckwits!!

Mrs SB, I certainly think your giggling butt would very very hypnotic indeed.. I certainly wouldn't mind being put under your spell.

Not sure how a butt can giggle though..

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers

I do in fact have Sylars ability to steal the superpowers of othes.

Unfortunately I haven't found anyone with superpowers, so until I do I am stuck as a normal-ish person. It basically sucks!"

I have found I have a super power.. Almost of biblical proportions.

Just 5 minutes of my company and even the lame are able to run a mile. Jesus only managed to make them walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to turn wee into Squirters' orgasmic love juice!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The abilty to envoke others superpowers. Id fight on the side of good and be called Ms Awesome.

And so you're back... from outer space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to turn wee into Squirters' orgasmic love juice!?"

I can see the packaging....

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Spiderman! I just want to be Spiderman.

It's all I've ever wanted.

(until I discovered fab, haha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping with the sex theme...,

I'm 'Cock Sure' am part of a super hero team, when we need to locate another member

you pull out my length, tug on it untill it's hard (preferably by another lady hero) and it points to a fallen heros location.

I'm pretty useless in other situations like fighting and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The abilty to envoke others superpowers. Id fight on the side of good and be called Ms Awesome.

And so you're back... from outer space"

Hey

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The abilty to envoke others superpowers. Id fight on the side of good and be called Ms Awesome.

And so you're back... from outer space

Hey

I can't message you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd simply like to have a little more bravery and belief in myself please, thank you muchly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

It would make that 10 second pause before they announce the winner of the X-Factor a bit redundant though. Where's the fun in that?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

The ability to read those Captcha numbers and letters first time would be handy. I can read and have good eyesight with glasses on, but those distorted letters are not easy and need several refreshes to get a better one.

So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I actually got given superpowers the other day. I was talking to a very imaginative 7 year old with super powers and he kindly gave me one of his

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

It would make that 10 second pause before they announce the winner of the X-Factor a bit redundant though. Where's the fun in that?

Don;t give a toss for X-Factor. They can do what they like with it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

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but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge

Ah - even if that were the case (and I'm willing to take that chance) I'd know how to mitigate it.

See, self-supporting infinite logic wins that day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge

Ah - even if that were the case (and I'm willing to take that chance) I'd know how to mitigate it.

See, self-supporting infinite logic wins that day

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but you would stop using your brain and it would get boring i think.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.

Absolutely everything.

I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!

But you would have limitless potential.

Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.

Simples.

but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge

Ah - even if that were the case (and I'm willing to take that chance) I'd know how to mitigate it.

See, self-supporting infinite logic wins that day

but you would stop using your brain and it would get boring i think. "

But I'd know how to entertain myself perpetually - I'd never get bored.

It's impervious to reason!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well ive decided what i want my superpower to be.

I would like people to read my mind so i dont have to bother trying to explain things but id be able to switch it on and off when i liked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ive decided what i want my superpower to be.

I would like people to read my mind so i dont have to bother trying to explain things but id be able to switch it on and off when i liked."

Read your mind? Your lucky if people on fab read a message you send.

*cue canned laughter. boom boom.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well ive decided what i want my superpower to be.

I would like people to read my mind so i dont have to bother trying to explain things but id be able to switch it on and off when i liked.

Read your mind? Your lucky if people on fab read a message you send.

*cue canned laughter. boom boom.

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thats funny, but if im joining in a conversation when its my turn instead of having to use my brain then the effort to actually speak i could just sit back and press a button at the right times

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"The ability to read those Captcha numbers and letters first time would be handy. I can read and have good eyesight with glasses on, but those distorted letters are not easy and need several refreshes to get a better one.

So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language."

The ability to read the serial number on the back of an ipad without the need for a scanning electron microscope would also be useful.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language.

The ability to read the serial number on the back of an ipad without the need for a scanning electron microscope would also be useful."

Settings - General - About - scroll down a bit and the serial number is reported there.

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language.

The ability to read the serial number on the back of an ipad without the need for a scanning electron microscope would also be useful.

Settings - General - About - scroll down a bit and the serial number is reported there.

Won't charge otherwise it would have been easy..

Photographed it with a macro lens.. So got there eventually after lots of squinting and pulling faces like I was at the vinegar strokes

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