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"Have you told someone when your birthday is yet? " Birthday?! What are you talking about?!  | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around" This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol | |||
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"Did we meet the same woman....good luck op  "Was going to message but your filter is on lol | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol " tell them to fuck off..... | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol " I think you're already adding to the drama by posting here .... if you mean it, just go. The couple of times I have gone, I just went. Other times I have just hidden the account and not logged on. no drama | |||
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"Did we meet the same woman....good luck op
Was going to message but your filter is on lol "My filters are staying on haha | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol tell them to fuck off....." I've tried that and that was met with more threatening behaviour lol | |||
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"Did we meet the same woman....good luck op
Was going to message but your filter is on lol
My filters are staying on haha "But i will start a miss you thread for you and wont mention the clique or your fucking birthday  | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol tell them to fuck off..... I've tried that and that was met with more threatening behaviour lol " you are doomed then...... all the best | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol I think you're already adding to the drama by posting here .... if you mean it, just go. The couple of times I have gone, I just went. Other times I have just hidden the account and not logged on. no drama" Thanks for your second message and obvious keen interest in my situation, I'm not sure about every rule on this site but I'm fairly certain there isn't one against saying you're leaving... | |||
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"Did we meet the same woman....good luck op
Was going to message but your filter is on lol
My filters are staying on haha
But i will start a miss you thread for you and wont mention the clique or your fucking birthday "Thank God it's only once a year! | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol I think you're already adding to the drama by posting here .... if you mean it, just go. The couple of times I have gone, I just went. Other times I have just hidden the account and not logged on. no drama Thanks for your second message and obvious keen interest in my situation, I'm not sure about every rule on this site but I'm fairly certain there isn't one against saying you're leaving... "I didn't say there way one. You posted about the drama as if you don't want to be part of it .... now you are creating it. I don't give a toss about your situation because I don't know you and I don't get involved in drama, sorry | |||
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"If this was me and I was gonna go ..I would just go. You don't need other people's consent or approval to leave the fucking site. "Another one... I'll refer you to the post above yours | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol I think you're already adding to the drama by posting here .... if you mean it, just go. The couple of times I have gone, I just went. Other times I have just hidden the account and not logged on. no drama Thanks for your second message and obvious keen interest in my situation, I'm not sure about every rule on this site but I'm fairly certain there isn't one against saying you're leaving...
I didn't say there way one. You posted about the drama as if you don't want to be part of it .... now you are creating it. I don't give a toss about your situation because I don't know you and I don't get involved in drama, sorry"Well why do you keep commenting then? Lol | |||
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"If this was me and I was gonna go ..I would just go. You don't need other people's consent or approval to leave the fucking site.
Another one... I'll refer you to the post above yours "Can't see the irony in it???? | |||
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"the last person I heard had left has been back 5 days, she must have left for an hour......." If it's the same person I'm thinking of I did myself think what was the point in leaving myself | |||
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"If this was me and I was gonna go ..I would just go. You don't need other people's consent or approval to leave the fucking site.
Another one... I'll refer you to the post above yours
Can't see the irony in it????
"There's nothing in the rules that says you aren't allowed to say you're leaving, nobody forced you to comment on this thread... | |||
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"what is unlos User no longer on site " User no longer offering Sex | |||
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"If this was me and I was gonna go ..I would just go. You don't need other people's consent or approval to leave the fucking site.
Another one... I'll refer you to the post above yours
Can't see the irony in it????
There's nothing in the rules that says you aren't allowed to say you're leaving, nobody forced you to comment on this thread..."Am I allowed to have my opinion? I don't think there is anything in the rules to say I cant? There are always a lot of people threatening to leave. | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around" You've let me down | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down "all the best
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"If this was me and I was gonna go ..I would just go. You don't need other people's consent or approval to leave the fucking site.
Another one... I'll refer you to the post above yours
Can't see the irony in it????
There's nothing in the rules that says you aren't allowed to say you're leaving, nobody forced you to comment on this thread..." | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down
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or dignity at all costs"All the best | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down
all the best
or dignity at all costs
All the best "I said it up there, earlier | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around This is the only bit of drama I've had in the 2/3 years I've been here and it's a shame that one person has to ruin it like this! Normally drama doesn't bother me but this is in danger of getting too close to home if you know what I mean, wouldn't want to divulge too much information on an open forum lol tell them to fuck off..... I've tried that and that was met with more threatening behaviour lol you are doomed then...... all the best " | |||
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"Seriously, I don't know who this guy is?" quickly try and get to know the op before he leaves | |||
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"Seriously, I don't know who this guy is?" Not really that well acquainted with you either to be honest lol | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down
all the best
or dignity at all costs
All the best
I said it up there, earlier "You did,but that wasn't your first answer. Keep it short and sweet I know where I'm up to then  | |||
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"This thread was started by funseeker69 (no, I didn't know who they were either! )!
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down
all the best
or dignity at all costs
All the best
I said it up there, earlier
You did,but that wasn't your first answer. Keep it short and sweet I know where I'm up to then "I saw drama and thought this will keep me entertained until my chinese scoff arrives... | |||
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"On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair (!) Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air Up ahead on my hotlist, I saw an eye-opening sight My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to login for the night There she stood in the doorway; I felt the bulge begin to swell And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices on the forum, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the website Fab Swingers Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the website Fab swingers Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some swing to remember, some swing to forget So I called up the Tranny, "Please bring more single guy whine" He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?" And still the forum voices are calling from far away, Cock still up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the website Fab swingers Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They swinging it up at the website Fab Swingers What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your own supplies Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink dildo on ice And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice" And in the greedy girl’s chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their raging cocks, But they just can't please the beast Last thing I remember, I was Lining up the backdoor I had to find the lube where I’d left it before "Relax, " said the Tranny, "We are programmed to receive. You can hide your profile any time you like, But you can never leave! "" Haha, pink dildo on ice?? 
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down
all the best
or dignity at all costs
All the best
I said it up there, earlier
You did,but that wasn't your first answer. Keep it short and sweet I know where I'm up to then
I saw drama and thought this will keep me entertained until my chinese scoff arrives..."Oooo! What you having? | |||
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"Drama .............. plenty going around You've let me down
all the best
or dignity at all costs
All the best
I said it up there, earlier
You did,but that wasn't your first answer. Keep it short and sweet I know where I'm up to then
I saw drama and thought this will keep me entertained until my chinese scoff arrives..."I hope it's on its way | |||
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"On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair (!) Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air Up ahead on my hotlist, I saw an eye-opening sight My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to login for the night There she stood in the doorway; I felt the bulge begin to swell And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices on the forum, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the website Fab Swingers Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the website Fab swingers Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some swing to remember, some swing to forget So I called up the Tranny, "Please bring more single guy whine" He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?" And still the forum voices are calling from far away, Cock still up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the website Fab swingers Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They swinging it up at the website Fab Swingers What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your own supplies Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink dildo on ice And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice" And in the greedy girl’s chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their raging cocks, But they just can't please the beast Last thing I remember, I was Lining up the backdoor I had to find the lube where I’d left it before "Relax, " said the Tranny, "We are programmed to receive. You can hide your profile any time you like, But you can never leave! "" | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day "No kung po king prawn? ! Wtf!? | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day
No kung po king prawn? ! Wtf!?"I don't like seafood....... ugly little fuckers | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day
No kung po king prawn? ! Wtf!?"Have to confess it's tofu for me and Singapore fried rice for him | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day "You didn't ask us what we wanted did you,blooming meanie pants | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day
You didn't ask us what we wanted did you,blooming meanie pants" | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day
You didn't ask us what we wanted did you,blooming meanie pants"Typical  | |||
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"chicken and pork fried rice curry sauce and chips.... I am having a fat bastard day
No kung po king prawn? ! Wtf!?
I don't like seafood....... ugly little fuckers"You mean you find chickens and pigs attractive? ? | |||
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"I'm sure he was gratefull for all the help you gave him "Why did he need help?.. He doesn't need anybody's approval or consent to leave the site. It's beyond me why he was explaining himself to strangers on a thread. If it was me, I'd have just gone. | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh" It certainly helps .... filters and drama | |||
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"I'm sure he was gratefull for all the help you gave him "He didn't ask for help,you can't let other people drive you away from here,I know that's easier said than done at time's. He could have hid his profile for a while until whatever settled. | |||
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"I really want some Chinese food now "So do I souch so I've just rung my order in, chicken in black bean sauce with plain boiled rice as it's only 5.5syns on slimming world so I'm having a take away and still being good  | |||
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"I'm sure he was gratefull for all the help you gave him
Why did he need help?..
He doesn't need anybody's approval or consent to leave the site.
It's beyond me why he was explaining himself to strangers on a thread.
If it was me, I'd have just gone." | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh" | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh" Did he bring any drama to the forum? Apart from this thread? | |||
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"I really want some Chinese food now "I do,but I've just stuffed some cheesy wotsits and View isn't sharing anyway | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh" | |||
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"I really want some Chinese food now
So do I souch so I've just rung my order in, chicken in black bean sauce with plain boiled rice as it's only 5.5syns on slimming world so I'm having a take away and still being good "Beef in black beef sauce is my fav... | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave?" | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh" who are the pricks? | |||
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" tell them to fuck off..... I've tried that and that was met with more threatening behaviour lol " Threatening behaviour? From some random fuckwit on the Internet? Pull up your big boy pants, wipe the snot from your nose and tell them to fuck off....again.. | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave?" Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh who are the pricks?" Oh! me!me! | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now " ignore, report, block. | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now ignore, report, block. " Done , and we spot him straight away now x | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now ignore, report, block. Done , and we spot him straight away now x" best way I have had it too they will get bored | |||
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"the best thing about this type of thread is that it shows you who the pricks are... Another member leaves after receiving as much negativity as possible, after all they won't be around, best get it all in now! Seriously so they brought a bit of drama to the forums..whoop! Don't like, don't post.. or better still do post; it helps with my filters. Yay! You win... sheesh who are the pricks? Oh! me!me!" | |||
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" tell them to fuck off..... I've tried that and that was met with more threatening behaviour lol Threatening behaviour? From some random fuckwit on the Internet? Pull up your big boy pants, wipe the snot from your nose and tell them to fuck off....again.." Wise words | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now ignore, report, block. Done , and we spot him straight away now x best way I have had it too they will get bored " We live in hope , its been eight years now x | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now ignore, report, block. Done , and we spot him straight away now x best way I have had it too they will get bored We live in hope , its been eight years now x" 8 years!!! . Now that's tenacity! | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now ignore, report, block. Done , and we spot him straight away now x best way I have had it too they will get bored We live in hope , its been eight years now x" fucking hell | |||
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"If someone is being a cunt. Block 'em. Why leave? Because they come back under a new name , ours has had five profiles up to now ignore, report, block. Done , and we spot him straight away now x best way I have had it too they will get bored We live in hope , its been eight years now x" Did you ever meet him? | |||
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"oh he went...... "More importantly, how was the Chinese? | |||
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"oh he went......
More importantly, how was the Chinese? "all good thanks, scoffed the lot....... | |||
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"oh he went......
More importantly, how was the Chinese?
all good thanks, scoffed the lot....... " | |||
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"oh he went......
More importantly, how was the Chinese?
all good thanks, scoffed the lot....... " | |||
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"On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair (!) Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air Up ahead on my hotlist, I saw an eye-opening sight My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to login for the night... "Relax, " said the Tranny, "We are programmed to receive. You can hide your profile any time you like, But you can never leave! "" Your best Forum published work so far. | |||
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"On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair (!) Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air Up ahead on my hotlist, I saw an eye-opening sight My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to login for the night There she stood in the doorway; I felt the bulge begin to swell And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices on the forum, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the website Fab Swingers Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the website Fab swingers Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some swing to remember, some swing to forget So I called up the Tranny, "Please bring more single guy whine" He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?" And still the forum voices are calling from far away, Cock still up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the website Fab swingers Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They swinging it up at the website Fab Swingers What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your own supplies Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink dildo on ice And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice" And in the greedy girl’s chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their raging cocks, But they just can't please the beast Last thing I remember, I was Lining up the backdoor I had to find the lube where I’d left it before "Relax, " said the Tranny, "We are programmed to receive. You can hide your profile any time you like, But you can never leave! "" Haha that was so funny
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