FabSwingers.com forum: constipation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your cure.

Hopefully some humorous replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch a really scary horror film

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dig it out with a fork. True story i know of someone who had to go get a fork removed as they got it stuck doing just this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink ordinary cows milk, then panic looking for the nearest loo. That gets the heart pumping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hosepipe and an empty room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laxatives normally help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned about how full of shit you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal sex, with lots of lube.

Failing that, a Karcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know a guy who went to the doctors . the doctor said how can I help you and the guy said ive got constipation the doctor replied no shit !!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

A hot vindaloo and six pints of beer on a Friday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson bagless vacuum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to swear by drinking two strong cups of coffee to get things moving in the arse department.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Do a Carol Vorderman

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Enemas warm water and if u look online u can add different things to make it easier or to make u smell nice down there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try pming a few on here. Their verbal diarrhoea might rub off somehow.

You'll soon be shitting through the eyes of a needle by proxy.

Pm me if you want

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Be posh and have a colonic irrigation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The NHS help website is going to update their advice on constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days."
No one would have guessed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. No one would have guessed?

I'm celibate too because I haven't given a fuck for ages either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are brilliant

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you were any good at maths you could work it out with a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. No one would have guessed?

I'm celibate too because I haven't given a fuck for ages either "

No hand jobs because you don't give a toss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauerkraut cooked in castor oil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. No one would have guessed?

I'm celibate too because I haven't given a fuck for ages either

No hand jobs because you don't give a toss?"

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush n dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How women's minds work, that beats the shit outa me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. No one would have guessed?

I'm celibate too because I haven't given a fuck for ages either

No hand jobs because you don't give a toss?

I like that

So you've no interest in joining the mile high club I take it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real ale,trust me i know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. No one would have guessed?

I'm celibate too because I haven't given a fuck for ages either

No hand jobs because you don't give a toss?

I like that

So you've no interest in joining the mile high club I take it?"

Yeah, flying fucks are out as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shit you not, or maybe I do, menopace has solved my problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bootea. Taste just like green tea and it definitely works

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Apple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cure.

Hopefully some humorous replies

Anal?...

Someone must have said it.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

A large bag of liquorice allsorts and/or strong coffee

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cup of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a really scary horror film

Tory Government

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normally not bothered when I don't give a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky strong coffee, full fat milk. But only if I don't need to leave the house for a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyson

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

"Drink ordinary cows milk, then panic looking for the nearest loo. That gets the heart pumping!"

What about "special" cows??? They have feelings too you know

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Watch a really scary horror film

Tory Government "

Or watch Boris ; if it doesn't make you shit, you will vomit ; at least you will be empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a really scary horror film

Tory Government

Or watch Boris ; if it doesn't make you shit, you will vomit ; at least you will be empty "

not FAB empty though.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Watch a really scary horror film

Tory Government

Or watch Boris ; if it doesn't make you shit, you will vomit ; at least you will be empty

not FAB empty though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso martini.

Note to self, never have one on route to a late meet again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your cure.

Hopefully some humorous replies

Anal?...

Someone must have said it.

Yes.

Butt plug

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By *lyingscotsman696Man
over a year ago

Newbridge

bottle of grouse & a box of weetabix. at least if you don't go you won't give a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies wanna watch me abuse my ass hole on Skype? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curry and / or a bottle of cheap red wine. The red wine always works.

Aside from that, start anal training with glycerine suppositories. Kill two birds with one stone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any ladies wanna watch me abuse my ass hole on Skype? X"

Sure...what's the asshole's name? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any ladies wanna watch me abuse my ass hole on Skype? X

Sure...what's the asshole's name? Lol"

you aren't usually allowed to laugh at your own jokes; but ker-ching...winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any ladies wanna watch me abuse my ass hole on Skype? X

Sure...what's the asshole's name? Lol

you aren't usually allowed to laugh at your own jokes; but ker-ching...winner!

ooh are YOU the asshole in question? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any ladies wanna watch me abuse my ass hole on Skype? X

Sure...what's the asshole's name? Lol haha superb

you aren't usually allowed to laugh at your own jokes; but ker-ching...winner!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Have a hot curry no joke.

Thos things melt everything thay tutch. It Be like you turned on a tap fall of molton larvar arfter about 2 hours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and dettol.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Amyl nitrate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amyl nitrate? "

No just made me giggle. Perhaps a cure for emotional constipation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

Amyl nitrate for you then honey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amyl nitrate? "

Suede

xxx

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Amyl nitrate?

Suede

xxx"

Ha!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Regular as clockwork

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