FabSwingers.com forum: Miserable arse swingers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because none of us are getting sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they spend too much time with other people. Other people are annoying cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my (middle leg) pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed, most are so focused on telling us what they dont like and dont enjoy that it corrupts their sense of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they haven't met me

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Yeah lighten up your miserable buggers

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why are most swingers just so utterly miserable? They have total sense of humour failure. If I said I was pulling their leg they'd take it literally and say they don't like people touching their leg!

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

fuck me scarlet your on form this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Not with me it certainly isn't.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

THink it depends on the individuals type of sense of humour

What is funny to you won't be to someone else, so that doesn't necessarily make them a miserable sod just makes them as individual as you are

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Because they haven't met me

or possible they have

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Fun!? Nobody told me that...damn.

I think lots of people are too concerned with how other people do things and it causes unnecessary stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they spend too much time with other people. Other people are annoying cunts."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they haven't met me

or possible they have

You haven't met me. You prove my theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm not a swinger and am a miserable cunt. so idk.

i'm not getting enough (any) sex.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

See, not all of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Not with me it certainly isn't."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always chipper!!!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Do you mean people on here or people in real life ... ?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Because they spend too much time with other people. Other people are annoying cunts."

Marry me?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Because they haven't met me

or possible they have

You haven't met me. You prove my theory

ok name your time and place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because they spend too much time with other people. Other people are annoying cunts."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreed, most are so focused on telling us what they dont like and dont enjoy that it corrupts their sense of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This answers my question. ..

They do seem a little up their own,,,,, ass.

Sex for everyone.enjoy

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Because no one responds to their messages or sky remote pics???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Fun!? Nobody told me that...damn.

I think lots of people are too concerned with how other people do things and it causes unnecessary stress

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thought sex was the release of stress

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Fun!? Nobody told me that...damn.

I think lots of people are too concerned with how other people do things and it causes unnecessary stress

thought sex was the release of stress

Me too

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By *xploringThisWorldMan
over a year ago

collier row

Its probably more down to the child school playground humour people post in the forums.

Like the kiss chase antics and begging for compliments from long time forum users.

Everyone ive ever met from swinging sites has been a bundle of laughs.

Maybe its just your humour that sucks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they haven't met me

or possible they have

You haven't met me. You prove my theory

I have...and I'm pretty chipper so yeah, their might be something in your theory......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Fun whats fun.. I am a grumpy git

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"It's because none of us are getting sex

Speak for yourself

I just haven't got the energy to fuck H everyday & make the effort to be fun on here, so I save my funness for those that can look past the posts & actually meet us.

Don't stress it, just go fuck someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's because none of us are getting sex

This applies to me for sure. I'm utterly joyous when i've had a good seeing to!

Till the novelty of having sex again wears off anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean it's not a competition I'm bad at?

Result

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I had a shitty message off the back of one of my status updates from a guy. I told him most of my updates are fun and tongue in cheek and if he didn't like them not to bloody well look!!!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Because many swingers ( a silly and redundant term nowadays) think that they are part of some special elite part of society .

And take themselves far too seriously

( and probably aren't getting much sex)

Lighten up guys; it's just fucking. Not rocket science.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I had a shitty message off the back of one of my status updates from a guy. I told him most of my updates are fun and tongue in cheek and if he didn't like them not to bloody well look!!!

ah bless him bet he wished he had kept his silly childish mouth shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Not with me it certainly isn't."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I'm not a swinger.

I like being a sexually adventurous, laugh-a-minute gal

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I put it down to not eating enough haribo's. Ask shag, he's always happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because many swingers ( a silly and redundant term nowadays) think that they are part of some special elite part of society .

And take themselves far too seriously

( and probably aren't getting much sex)

Lighten up guys; it's just fucking. Not rocket science."

Hang on, it may not be rocket science, but it ain't just fucking. There's an art to good sex, and I am an artiste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have fun both on and off here..

Him

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am very happy

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I put it down to not eating enough haribo's. Ask shag, he's always happy.

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I'm more curious to find out if he talks in a child's voice like they do in the to tv ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

You've noticed too

I don't think it's swingers at such I think it's swingers on the internet

People I meet in real life do not reflect at lot of people on here, most just love to prove you wrong, put you down etc yet I have never come across that in real life

Maybe it's the internet that turns people into twats not swinging

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

You've noticed too

I don't think it's swingers at such I think it's swingers on the internet

People I meet in real life do not reflect at lot of people on here, most just love to prove you wrong, put you down etc yet I have never come across that in real life

Maybe it's the internet that turns people into twats not swinging

I am nothing like who I am here in real life ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is a place for a myriad of people; some of them are a little "damaged" and probably shouldn't be having NSA sex with random people; but ho to the hum.

Unhappiness can be prevented on fab (as most of the consternation and upset seems to revolve around a complete inability to use filters or quite ridiculously high sense of entitlement); yet some people seem to delight in unhappiness and share that around, their choice, my block list (although I never use it, but I could therefore prevent unhappiness, but it doesn't make me unhappy.....ever started a sentence that wasn't going anywhere....)).

Over the last few days in my area there have been status wars; its quite 'swing mood" destroying to see so much angst; but in a way it is good for those of us that use the notes section

Anyway; in the by now eponymous words of Mrs SB; fancy a fuck? after all; isn't that why we are here? (Oh i will be slaughtered for that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they haven't met me

or possible they have

You haven't met me. You prove my theory

I have...and I'm pretty chipper so yeah, their might be something in your theory......"

See, I knew I was right

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Fab is a place for a myriad of people; some of them are a little "damaged" and probably shouldn't be having NSA sex with random people; but ho to the hum.

Over the last few days in my area there have been status wars; its quite 'swing mood" destroying to see so much angst; but in a way it is good for those of us that use the notes section

Anyway; in the by now eponymous words of Mrs SB; fancy a fuck? after all; isn't that why we are here? (Oh i will be slaughtered for that)"

We aren't on here for a fuck, but I wouldn't slaughter you. More to the point, and endorsing what you are saying, some people spend too much time here and their whole lives are wrapped up in it ... not a good look.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

Fuck me, a sense of humour?

That's the trouble with the women on here: always setting unreasonable targets.

I'm still getting to grips with the fact that everyone on here isn't a liberal hippy and don't all share my _iews on politics, religion, race and biscuits.

Who knew?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

100% agree.

Most of my post's which aren't serious are a piss take and if I'm not taking the piss I'm being serious!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

100% agree.

Most of my post's which aren't serious are a piss take and if I'm not taking the piss I'm being serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

On fab? Or in general?

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"Because they spend too much time with other people. Other people are annoying cunts."

Quote of the year

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I just ignore the misery guts and carry on in my own happy little bubble

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

I object to you calling me a swinger and I'm outraged that you have the ordacity to assume that I am miserable!!

How very presumptuous!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Audacity! The last time i believe the spell checker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought sex was supposed to be fun.

100% agree.

Most of my post's which aren't serious are a piss take and if I'm not taking the piss I'm being serious!

Ditto.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Am always happy ...... Lol too busy being happy to be miserable

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