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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're meeting the wrong men is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

I have never suffered from this affliction, sounds truly terrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Agree many just straight for the pussy!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Me no understandy...if you had just got out your toys for me I would be on em like a kid at xmas!

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the last time I did, I got thrown out of Tescos...

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

The mr cant keep his hands off mine so god knows how hes going to play with 4 at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm boobs ........ That is all.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Boobs need loving as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Can't say I share your experience SS.

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Not me I love boobs and would definitely play with them when presented to me

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I ask if someone isn't sucking or touching them. Fucking love it

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston


"Because the last time I did, I got thrown out of Tescos...

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Yes.. this does seem to happen. I just assumed that the fantasy was better than the reality when it comes to mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because the last time I did, I got thrown out of Tescos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is true actually ..........one guy actually admitted he wasn't sure what to do with them.............

They're a g cup for god sake you can't miss mine and played with properly OMG

Maybe I should set up a training school any volunteers???

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I understand why some men just go for pissy but I find it tyemrns me in if start playing with boobs and nipples first and then work way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is true actually ..........one guy actually admitted he wasn't sure what to do with them.............

They're a g cup for god sake you can't miss mine and played with properly OMG

Maybe I should set up a training school any volunteers??? "

Great idea.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

I'm calling bullshit on that

or you have poor judgement on the type of guy you are meeting

you choose scarlet

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By *ister1Man
over a year ago

north west

It would be nice to meet more ladies like you X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

They are the giver of life and source of nourishment the link from th neon to post natal state.

If you are dating those who don't touch them.............reevaluate your options!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy! "

I love to arouse the nipps some ice cubes are fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got myself a rare one, who doesn't leave mine alone. It's very nice

I know what you're saying though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy!

I love to arouse the nipps some ice cubes are fun"

Mouth and hands are better

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've touched them and not just with hands and fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy!

I love to arouse the nipps some ice cubes are fun

Mouth and hands are better "

Ice cube in mouth x

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

PS queue all the I don't behave like that posts like any guys going to admit he fucks only for his self so as soon as he's hard he looking for a hole and nothing else

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I love ( . )( . )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love ( . )( . ) "

Yeah me too!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

I did warn you about showing all three of them at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sucking on a nice hard nip squeezing it nibbling on it even as I slide my hand between her legs so guess op you need to meet more men like me lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Goodness no, mine need some serious boob worship, I could not do without that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a one or two chaps like that and suffice to say I definitely wouldn't be in a hurry to meet again.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Goodness no, mine need some serious boob worship, I could not do without that! "

is that a invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is true actually ..........one guy actually admitted he wasn't sure what to do with them.............

They're a g cup for god sake you can't miss mine and played with properly OMG

Maybe I should set up a training school any volunteers???

So OP which guy is going to do the training??

Great idea.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you not like a bit of boobage? Small, big, perky, soft, they are all wonderful

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World

Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Men that don't like boobs??

Are they closet homosexuals or something?

Do you keep finding the "only gay in the village"?

Damn, what is wrong with some men,

jeez Louise, breasts need affection too, lots of it..

And please remember guys, Breasts are for life and not just for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

I did warn you about showing all three of them at once. "

I did remember to shave them all though.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission."

And where do we apply to obtain permission?

Is there an online application or a form to be filled out in triplicate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love ( . )( . ) "

Bewbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

I did warn you about showing all three of them at once.

I did remember to shave them all though. "

You don't pluck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are always trying to play with mine.

HUGE disappointment on their part. Sorry fellas.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission."

Well with a pair like yours I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this one, she knows exactly what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

I do....if allowed of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love ( . )( . )

Yeah me too! "

Me three!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission.

And where do we apply to obtain permission?

Is there an online application or a form to be filled out in triplicate? "

A simple may I is normally enough

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission.

Well with a pair like yours I'm not surprised "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't.....well I'm not. I love having a lovely nipple in my mouth...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission."

Yours could cause serious injuries

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East


"You're meeting the wrong men is all "
indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm nibble them nipples

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission.

Yours could cause serious injuries "

I know

I try to keep them under control PP but sometimes they escape confinement.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Goodness no, mine need some serious boob worship, I could not do without that!

is that a invitation "

Its a demand! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't even have to ask my permission.

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By *oungladMan
over a year ago

Burnham

We're scared that if we got to near them, they'll absorb us midplay and take us into their mass making the boobs bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would like more boob play. i find most men only pay adequate attention to breasts if the pussy not yet available.

Mrs

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

How could you not love boobs ?!

What is this nonsense?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Can't say I've had that experience OP. They seem to go straight for them once they know they have permission.

And where do we apply to obtain permission?

Is there an online application or a form to be filled out in triplicate?

A simple may I is normally enough "

May I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're scared that if we got to near them, they'll absorb us midplay and take us into their mass making the boobs bigger"

That's just an urban myth...

.

.

.

...... or is it.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Id rather be doing something else with them

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I haven't experienced this yet, it would be a huge disappointment.

I tend to find I can't keep people off them!

If I go out for a drink ladies and gents alike will come over for a squeeze or a face plant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is true actually ..........one guy actually admitted he wasn't sure what to do with them.............

They're a g cup for god sake you can't miss mine and played with properly OMG

Maybe I should set up a training school any volunteers??? "

When they have undone my three or four clip bra and out they flopped (H & J) ... I've had fellows not know what to do for their few moments of shock too...

Yes a training school

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

I love it when a woman gets on top of me and smothers my face with her big boobs

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ive met a few who just ignore my boobs .... to me its all part of the foreplay .... some guys really do need lessons on how to satisy a women ..... its not rocket science ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive met a few who just ignore my boobs .... to me its all part of the foreplay .... some guys really do need lessons on how to satisy a women ..... its not rocket science ... "

Mmm i'd love them melons in my face

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Is this today's joke? It is right?

Jeez, you really are meeting the wrong guys

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy! "

Nope that's H's territory first, I have to concentrate elsewhere, so boobs is good

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Is this today's joke? It is right?

Jeez, you really are meeting the wrong guys

S"

It's a question derived from recent female forum posts.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"It is true actually ..........one guy actually admitted he wasn't sure what to do with them.............

They're a g cup for god sake you can't miss mine and played with properly OMG

Maybe I should set up a training school any volunteers???

When they have undone my three or four clip bra and out they flopped (H & J) ... I've had fellows not know what to do for their few moments of shock too...

Yes a training school "

I've no objections to sitting through arefresher's course. There's some really beautiful boobs in here.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Goodness no, mine need some serious boob worship, I could not do without that!

is that a invitation

Its a demand! ! "

well if that's the case I demand a social to negotiate terms of play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Wait!? What!?

Provided it's legally acceptable and I have consent then guess what missus, I'm copping a feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was mugged by a vicious pair of boobs once......the lady was unsupportive of my complaints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was mugged by a vicious pair of boobs once......the lady was unsupportive of my complaints."

I've mugged them with my boobs too .... I don't hear their cries ... whack them side to side ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand why some men just go for pissy but I find it tyemrns me in if start playing with boobs and nipples first and then work way down "

Urethral play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand why some men just go for pissy but I find it tyemrns me in if start playing with boobs and nipples first and then work way down

Urethral play? "

pmsl haha

For me boobs always come first.. then nipples...mmm

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ive met a few who just ignore my boobs .... to me its all part of the foreplay .... some guys really do need lessons on how to satisy a women ..... its not rocket science ... "

no but it is a science and a art form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually start with the boobs, can't beat a lovely bit of nipple play before slowly working my way down.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum."

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

My god I would touch them lick and suck them kiss them nibble nipples mmmm and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

I have never suffered from this affliction, sounds truly terrible!"

If this ever happens to me have me put down humanly

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Can we see ur boobs then

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

They are more afraid of dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs are the best thing about a lady riding me. I don't leave them alone! I'm usually sucking on one nipple and holding the other boob quite hard, dictating the pace and shunting her onto my cock. Love holding them together so I can lick and suck both nipples at the same time.

I love getting my hands soaking wet playing with the pussy then stroking the boobs so they smell of pussy while I'm licking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok "

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs are the best thing about a lady riding me. I don't leave them alone! I'm usually sucking on one nipple and holding the other boob quite hard, dictating the pace and shunting her onto my cock. Love holding them together so I can lick and suck both nipples at the same time.

I love getting my hands soaking wet playing with the pussy then stroking the boobs so they smell of pussy while I'm licking them "

Me too, I can't keep my hands (and mouth) off the boobs when faced with them! Best invention ever!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it "

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day "

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to suck and nibble on boobs...like it when sucking on them it gets a woman all wet so when I get down to the pussy its dripping and ready for me to give a good licking

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

God there's no way I'm afraid of boobs here, absolutely love them!!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own. "

very funny own timetable means he knows what you like how you like it but has enough control to tease to not rush into what you like or he likes. instead preferring to draw the moments out to make them last and even more pleasurable ,

and by the way I have played with subs and vanilla girls and never thought of them as doormats like your post infers you think of such people who enjoy a slow approach and letting another lead,

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over a year ago

I renamed boobs to bobs and since then we get on better

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over a year ago


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

very funny own timetable means he knows what you like how you like it but has enough control to tease to not rush into what you like or he likes. instead preferring to draw the moments out to make them last and even more pleasurable ,

and by the way I have played with subs and vanilla girls and never thought of them as doormats like your post infers you think of such people who enjoy a slow approach and letting another lead,

"

I just actively dislike men telling me what I should or shouldn't enjoy, against my own stated experience. Letting someone lead and taking things slow is one thing, and that's great. Enjoyable even.

But me saying that I dislike something and a man saying "don't be silly now, we'll be doing it anyway because I think you should like it" is something else altogether. Nobody knows what I like better than me, and I won't give the time of day to anyone who suggests that they do.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

very funny own timetable means he knows what you like how you like it but has enough control to tease to not rush into what you like or he likes. instead preferring to draw the moments out to make them last and even more pleasurable ,

and by the way I have played with subs and vanilla girls and never thought of them as doormats like your post infers you think of such people who enjoy a slow approach and letting another lead,

I just actively dislike men telling me what I should or shouldn't enjoy, against my own stated experience. Letting someone lead and taking things slow is one thing, and that's great. Enjoyable even.

But me saying that I dislike something and a man saying "don't be silly now, we'll be doing it anyway because I think you should like it" is something else altogether. Nobody knows what I like better than me, and I won't give the time of day to anyone who suggests that they do. "

glad that's clear up you have a great day xxx

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over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy! "

I thought that's why we had two hands, so neither area got neglected

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over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy!

I thought that's why we had two hands, so neither area got neglected "

Then who was touching my arse?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own. "

In that respect I'd have to agree, H enjoys nipple play but I've learnt over the years & can sense how much is right & how much is too much, getting that wrong with someone's body you are trying to learn could mean you don't meet them again and as we are not into oneoffs it's important. If someone said I only like x for a little then a little is what she gets even if we like doing I a lot, after all we can just do it a lot on ourselves..that's the good part of being a longterm couple.

S

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By *ig-StuartMan
over a year ago

thaxted


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

very funny own timetable means he knows what you like how you like it but has enough control to tease to not rush into what you like or he likes. instead preferring to draw the moments out to make them last and even more pleasurable ,

and by the way I have played with subs and vanilla girls and never thought of them as doormats like your post infers you think of such people who enjoy a slow approach and letting another lead,

I just actively dislike men telling me what I should or shouldn't enjoy, against my own stated experience. Letting someone lead and taking things slow is one thing, and that's great. Enjoyable even.

But me saying that I dislike something and a man saying "don't be silly now, we'll be doing it anyway because I think you should like it" is something else altogether. Nobody knows what I like better than me, and I won't give the time of day to anyone who suggests that they do. "

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

In that respect I'd have to agree, H enjoys nipple play but I've learnt over the years & can sense how much is right & how much is too much, getting that wrong with someone's body you are trying to learn could mean you don't meet them again and as we are not into oneoffs it's important. If someone said I only like x for a little then a little is what she gets even if we like doing I a lot, after all we can just do it a lot on ourselves..that's the good part of being a longterm couple.

S"

sort of a agree but any truly attentive lover can tell when a partners not into something or enjoying it .

I guess it depends if you fuck only for you or if you fuck for the both of you .

I fuck for the my play partners and my enjoyment and so does every true assertive male or female I've ever met its only those who have never been in a room and had a frank face to face discussion with such people who would think otherwise .

true subs think in exactly the same way by the way .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Goodness no, mine need some serious boob worship, I could not do without that!

is that a invitation

Its a demand! !

well if that's the case I demand a social to negotiate terms of play "

Oh my terms are very hard to meet!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Goodness no, mine need some serious boob worship, I could not do without that!

is that a invitation

Its a demand! !

well if that's the case I demand a social to negotiate terms of play

Oh my terms are very hard to meet! "

I should hope so name them in private maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

In that respect I'd have to agree, H enjoys nipple play but I've learnt over the years & can sense how much is right & how much is too much, getting that wrong with someone's body you are trying to learn could mean you don't meet them again and as we are not into oneoffs it's important. If someone said I only like x for a little then a little is what she gets even if we like doing I a lot, after all we can just do it a lot on ourselves..that's the good part of being a longterm couple.

S

sort of a agree but any truly attentive lover can tell when a partners not into something or enjoying it .

I guess it depends if you fuck only for you or if you fuck for the both of you .

I fuck for the my play partners and my enjoyment and so does every true assertive male or female I've ever met its only those who have never been in a room and had a frank face to face discussion with such people who would think otherwise .

true subs think in exactly the same way by the way ."

Good for them.

I'm thrilled to have never been in a room and had a frank face to face discussion with someone who would ignore my wants so completely. A truly attentive lover listens to what someone says they like or dislike before anyone ever gets naked and respects that person's infinitely superior knowledge of their own body.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"This isn't my experience. To be honest I feel like they get fiddled about with a bit too much sometimes. I'm not one of these tweak my nipple and I'll orgasm types, so I'd rather they spent more time on something that's going to make me cum.

that's all well and good my dear but I like to tease so we will get to your other erogenous zones on my time table not yours ok

And this is why I'm not a sub...I don't want to lie there bored for half an hour because someone else likes it

well that's a new one on me you know having to be a sub to enjoy a guy who takes his time and works on his own timetable in no rush to get to the main coarse .

you learn something new in the forums every day

Nope, but I think I'd have to be pretty submissive (or possibly just a doormat) to enjoy anything with someone who said they would be doing things to their timetable not mine, and ignored what I'd stated my likes and dislikes to be in favour of their own.

In that respect I'd have to agree, H enjoys nipple play but I've learnt over the years & can sense how much is right & how much is too much, getting that wrong with someone's body you are trying to learn could mean you don't meet them again and as we are not into oneoffs it's important. If someone said I only like x for a little then a little is what she gets even if we like doing I a lot, after all we can just do it a lot on ourselves..that's the good part of being a longterm couple.

S

sort of a agree but any truly attentive lover can tell when a partners not into something or enjoying it .

I guess it depends if you fuck only for you or if you fuck for the both of you .

I fuck for the my play partners and my enjoyment and so does every true assertive male or female I've ever met its only those who have never been in a room and had a frank face to face discussion with such people who would think otherwise .

true subs think in exactly the same way by the way .

Good for them.

I'm thrilled to have never been in a room and had a frank face to face discussion with someone who would ignore my wants so completely. A truly attentive lover listens to what someone says they like or dislike before anyone ever gets naked and respects that person's infinitely superior knowledge of their own body. "

glad you got that off your chest thanks for sharing have a great day and evening xxx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Boobs are the best thing about a lady riding me. I don't leave them alone! I'm usually sucking on one nipple and holding the other boob quite hard, dictating the pace and shunting her onto my cock. Love holding them together so I can lick and suck both nipples at the same time.

I love getting my hands soaking wet playing with the pussy then stroking the boobs so they smell of pussy while I'm licking them "

Looks up Aylesbury on the map....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found this a lot aswell

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'afraid of boobs'

O no no no..

Love boobs, although I do my best to ignore them as they can be quite mesmerising, the odd glance I do do.

Love touching, playing with boobs

Dreams

(Cookie enjoys hers played with (ladies no need to be afraid )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy! "

Only with their cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

It appears to me that you are meeting the wrong man I have no fear of them whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Agree many just straight for the pussy!

Only with their cock "

And tongue also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is threads like this that make me glad l meet women and couples at clubs and events. It also reminds me to keep my views on fetish to myself in the forum and express them on fetlife where you get genuine debate.

To expand on what someone said earlier there are people who repeatedly complain about potential playmates (timewasters) and playmates on Fab . Whereas there are people on fab who have no problems. It does make me wonder about the complainers criteria for their playmates.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have another go.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I don't think many guys will admit it but a lot probably don't know how women like their boobs to be touched. I'm no expert myself but I try to give them what feels like an appropriate amount of attention but heading straight for the pussy often seems like the obvious way to give the woman pleasure, you get that instant feedback of "ok she's wet, this must be working"

With boobs it's not always obvious if the woman is really enjoying what you're doing.

That's just my experience anyway.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Have another go."

Yeah my phone autocorrected me like a motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have another go.

Yeah my phone autocorrected me like a motherfucker "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs are the best thing about a lady riding me. I don't leave them alone! I'm usually sucking on one nipple and holding the other boob quite hard, dictating the pace and shunting her onto my cock. Love holding them together so I can lick and suck both nipples at the same time.

I love getting my hands soaking wet playing with the pussy then stroking the boobs so they smell of pussy while I'm licking them

Looks up Aylesbury on the map.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Mine get touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're meeting the wrong men is all "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Simple.

If I touch Mrs ddc's boobs at the wrong time of the month, she bites my head off.

If I don't touch them at the right time of the month, she bites my head off.

I could blame her, the hormones, or the boobs, but either way I found it simpler to sign us up to a swinging site and let someone else deal with it...

Mr ddc

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I have never met a man who doesn't like my bobs or is afraid of them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?"

....are you fuxxing kidding?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Simple.

If I touch Mrs ddc's boobs at the wrong time of the month, she bites my head off.

If I don't touch them at the right time of the month, she bites my head off.

I could blame her, the hormones, or the boobs, but either way I found it simpler to sign us up to a swinging site and let someone else deal with it...

Mr ddc"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Simple.

If I touch Mrs ddc's boobs at the wrong time of the month, she bites my head off.

If I don't touch them at the right time of the month, she bites my head off.

I could blame her, the hormones, or the boobs, but either way I found it simpler to sign us up to a swinging site and let someone else deal with it...

Mr ddc"

At the wrong time of my month my boobs are extremely painful, and I've had a hysterectomy. It's my own fault, I forget to take my evening primrose oil. It really works for painful boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is threads like this that make me glad l meet women and couples at clubs and events. It also reminds me to keep my views on fetish to myself in the forum and express them on fetlife where you get genuine debate.

To expand on what someone said earlier there are people who repeatedly complain about potential playmates (timewasters) and playmates on Fab . Whereas there are people on fab who have no problems. It does make me wonder about the complainers criteria for their playmates."

Sense of humour failure? I'm not complaining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Mine get touched "

You have boobs? *squint*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Mine get touched

You have boobs? *squint*

"

They're there somewhere. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't believe some men neglect the boobs! Why would anyone do that??

I love to tease and a big part of the. Hold up is playing with the breasts, licking and kissing the nipples, massaging and caressing all of the chest. And yes, I do use baby oil and I don't stop until it's all rubbed in

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Im not scared of touching them but i am cautious of great big ones- nearly got suffocated by a pair of 44JJ's.....threee times....then again the next morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a whole ( work ) conversation directed at my left boob a long time ago at a job I hated with a man I hated!

To then be told by a female work mate to button my shirt

Just why!

If a man had his cock hanging out - I would say something!

Not have a whole conversation whilst staring at it!

I think it's disturbed me for life that's why I'm on pervert sites with my bits out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's disturbed me for life that's why I'm on pervert sites with my bits out now "

Who are you calling a pervert?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I love ( . )( . )

Yeah me too! "

And me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's disturbed me for life that's why I'm on pervert sites with my bits out now

Who are you calling a pervert? "

Awww... who am I kidding?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


".....that's why I'm on pervert sites with my bits out now "

that man deserves a medal for services to kinky fuckery

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

.....But men tend to touch before being asked - if they come across something like boobs all reason goes out the window and they also become scared of rejection - so they just touch.

Just touching boobs is a bad idea since it often results in a slap to the face, or worse.

So men do lust after boobs but don't touch due to a fear of rejection or memories of touching and then something very bad happening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's disturbed me for life that's why I'm on pervert sites with my bits out now

Who are you calling a pervert?

Awww... who am I kidding? "

OK ...

I'm just glad that it didn't take to long to admit you're a wrongun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....that's why I'm on pervert sites with my bits out now

that man deserves a medal for services to kinky fuckery "

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Always with the complaining on here

Everyone with neglected boobies form an orderly queue and we'll do out best to get round you all.

Remember there's only 2 of us and this kind of thing can't be rushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always with the complaining on here

Everyone with neglected boobies form an orderly queue and we'll do out best to get round you all.

Remember there's only 2 of us and this kind of thing can't be rushed. "

Great post - Make it 3 of us - I like boobies as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is threads like this that make me glad l meet women and couples at clubs and events. It also reminds me to keep my views on fetish to myself in the forum and express them on fetlife where you get genuine debate.

To expand on what someone said earlier there are people who repeatedly complain about potential playmates (timewasters) and playmates on Fab . Whereas there are people on fab who have no problems. It does make me wonder about the complainers criteria for their playmates.

Sense of humour failure? I'm not complaining. "

I was not going to comment until l saw your other thread.

No sense of humour failure on my part, see my second contribution. My original contribution was on the initial tone of the thread as a number of contributors took you seriously. Thankfully it lightened up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Your defo meeting the wrong men

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

You're obviously meeting the wrong guys!!

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By *inston80Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

Love boobs

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh I dunno. Was in a club with a Domme last night with a gargantuan pair. A titmatised sub boy followed her around like a puppy all night. She got them out and motor boated him.

Looked like all his Christmases came at once

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Because the last time I did, I got thrown out of Tescos...

"

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By *onsaiMan
over a year ago

Denton


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Can't say I share your experience SS. "

High heels your boobs are fantastic but I can't get through this dam computer screen to get to them

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Your meeting the wrong guys, I spending half my life looking & touching boobs...on a professional basis obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

Your joking, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

"

WHAT REALLY......... id go in for the motorboat. I love boobs... and legs and bums and pussy and ass. Pretty much everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think many guys will admit it but a lot probably don't know how women like their boobs to be touched... but heading straight for the pussy often seems like the obvious way to give the woman pleasure, you get that instant feedback of "ok she's wet, this must be working"

With boobs it's not always obvious if the woman is really enjoying what you're doing.

"

Could always ask the woman how she likes her boobs to be played with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They stare at them.

Talk to them.

Lust after them.

Yet when they are faced with real life bare boobs they don't touch them.....?!?!?

Your joking, right? "

Yes.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Putting aside the fact that boobs are just far too delicious to ignore, it's certainly not a coincidence that boobs come in pairs & we have two hands. It's our destiny, we can't deny it.

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