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It's GentlemanBen's birthday soon, and ladies here is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's my birthday in 2 weeks. I am thinking of inviting 12 of the most most fabulous FAB ladies for an evening of debauchery. So...

1. Who would like an invite?

2. What would you bring to the party?

Ben

*This is for fun only. The more outrageous the suggestions the better*

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Damn why didn't I think of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn why didn't I think of this "

Ohhh Bladey I would come to yours

But I am bringing my own tea

None of the monkey's brew

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd like an invitation and I will bring an inflatable giraffe. I think you'd look splendid with a giraffe with long eyelashes rising between your legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list? "

Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn why didn't I think of this "

Your birthday as well? Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks to that, you can have then after I'm finished with them!

It's my birthday today! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?

Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune. "

Why?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Damn why didn't I think of this

Your birthday as well? Happy birthday "

Just gone. Was the 29th and still waiting for my knickers in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn why didn't I think of this

Your birthday as well? Happy birthday

Just gone. Was the 29th and still waiting for my knickers in the post "

Well you didn't bloody ask!

Also it's my real birthday next weekend...what am I getting??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?

Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.

Why?"

Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?

Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.

Why?

Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity. "

Oh of course! I forgot about that! How much did you raise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't compete so I'm out but have a lovely birthday xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me!

Nail clippers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?

Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.

Why?

Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity.

Oh of course! I forgot about that! How much did you raise?"

Around £100. Some if it went to the RSPCA as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me!

Nail clippers?

"

You're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what would I bring to the party.......

A pre party.....

Prep for your party.......

I would give you a Japanese bath......

It's my gift to you.....

And at the party.....I would bring lemmingtons, an acruba and perhaps smash your back out....giggle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my Bridget Jones knickers, as you like underwear so much. You can keep your apples in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring more knickers...

(And maybe I'll wear some )

Oh and my partner in crime, InnocentLooksDirtyMind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!

Nail clippers?

You're in! "

*fist pump*

Can I bring lashings and lashings of rope too?

(Although now I'm thinking about ginger beer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get "

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration? "

What an excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't want my knickers?

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here


"You don't want my knickers? "

Mustn't like apples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list?

Hell yes. Last years challenge cost me a small fortune.

Why?

Because I donated £5 for every pair I received to a Breast Cancer charity.

Oh of course! I forgot about that! How much did you raise?

Around £100. Some if it went to the RSPCA as well! "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

1. Of course

2. 12 men for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

What an excellent idea "

Awesome!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration? "

I could give you your prezzie in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

What an excellent idea

Awesome! "

You're already on my hot list anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration? "

FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???"

No boys allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was invited I'd bring some men with me.

1 guy amongst 12 woman, way too much of a fanny fest for my liking

*guaranteed my invite gets lost in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was invited I'd bring some men with me.

1 guy amongst 12 woman, way too much of a fanny fest for my liking

*guaranteed my invite gets lost in the post "

Awww, you can join mine - but which men?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???

No boys allowed "

Awww but but but

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You don't want my knickers? "

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

"

Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

"

I do, BBQ'd. Although the drumsticks are a little filling

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it "

Has he got a gate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???

No boys allowed "

I want to be like the queen and have 2 birthdays! One with the boys and one with allll the ladies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it

Has he got a gate?"

Yes. It swings both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's MY birthday in 19 days. What do I get

Mine is on Saturday, shall we invite our very own 12 and have a joint celebration?

FAB idea. Birthday Orgy???

No boys allowed

I want to be like the queen and have 2 birthdays! One with the boys and one with allll the ladies! "

An even better idea! Two joint ones, one on your birthday & one on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

Birthday spankings for me today please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

"

Doesn't want my men either.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Me please

I'll bring party bags

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come?

Birthday spankings for me today please "

Will you wear your beret?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Let's put my knickers on your giraffe and gate crash with it

Has he got a gate?"

Hmmm...back door entry?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either....."

Bad Nanna, you and me with your men then? Nanna's either just had a birthday or it's coming up and I haven't had one for at least a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either....."

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

Bad Nanna, you and me with your men then? Nanna's either just had a birthday or it's coming up and I haven't had one for at least a month. "

It's very soon. I need men and an inflatable giraffe before I get really old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down?? "

OK, you 3 are in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would anyone come to mine I'd have a large selection of activities we could perform

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??

OK, you 3 are in. "

Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

Birthday spankings for me today please

Will you wear your beret? "

Why yes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??

OK, you 3 are in.

Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.

"

Sounds like a cunning plan to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we sent you knickers last time, do we get bumped up the list? "

It's mine in 3 weeks. Just saying

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my body....dressed however you should desire as you are Birthday Boy

I also bring my kink

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??

OK, you 3 are in.

Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.

"
Count me in. I'm good at inflating things. And I have gaffer tape in case of a giraffe puncture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party."

It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??

OK, you 3 are in.

Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.

Count me in. I'm good at inflating things. And I have giraffer tape in case of a giraffe puncture. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't want my knickers?

He doesn't want my inflatable giraffe either. I thought everyone loved giraffes.

Doesn't want my men either.....

You're bringing men?

Oi Ben! Men, big knickers AND an inflatable giraffe and you're turning us down??

OK, you 3 are in.

Yay! Bad Nanna and RoxiAnne, I'm happy to drive as I'm sober. The giraffe is useless until he's had a blow job.

Count me in. I'm good at inflating things. And I have gaffer tape in case of a giraffe puncture. "

Great. You can blow the giraffe, I'll dress it in my big knickers, Lickety and Roxi can get it in Ben's back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone come to mine I'd have a large selection of activities we could perform "

I'd need to know what activities. I'm old you know

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.

It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down."

Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.

Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.

It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.

Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.

Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.

"

I'm babysitting for my birthday weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handcuffs....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.

It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.

Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.

Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.

I'm babysitting for my birthday weekend."

Your children have a sense of humour.

It doesn't have to be your birthday. There's at least three others on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be much easier if all of you with birthdays in October just got to a club and had one joint party.

It does seem to be a popular month. I don't usually celebrate my birthday. I keep it on a low down.

Organising it means you don't have any euphemistic fun, as I found at my own party last year. Everyone else was off being euphemistic though.

Going to a club/organised party is much better. I did that for my birthday this year. It's just a celebration of being with others.

I'm babysitting for my birthday weekend.

Your children have a sense of humour.

It doesn't have to be your birthday. There's at least three others on this thread.

"

They have something important to attend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its my Birthday in 3weeks so il bring me pp Taff and Alimark we can all get naked and lick birthday cake off each other

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's still his birthday for another 33 minutes.

He's after a handful of nymphomaniacs as his present.

Happy birthday! xxx

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