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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Bugger me, am I first one here..

Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger me, am I first one here..

Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am."

With this barmaid you probably won't get much company either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martini please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a virgin margarita pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling water please,yesterday been really naughty with cocktails and wine ! Thankyou

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Large vodka & lime please.. no nuts thanks but a neck and shoulder massage would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double rum and for me please Seduced x

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Bugger me, am I first one here..

Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am."

It's gotta be done. I shall squeeze them with my own hands

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

This evening I could certainly go a bourbon on the rocks

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Bugger me, am I first one here..

Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am.

With this barmaid you probably won't get much company either!"

So is that a vote I can count on? For the World's Best Barmaid' competition?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Martini please xx"

Like James Bond?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll have a virgin margarita pls "

Winter is coming!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A Gin & It please. Although I'm not sure what the It bit is!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Sparkling water please,yesterday been really naughty with cocktails and wine ! Thankyou "

Naughty is good! I've just spent a week in Gran Canaria. Fuck me those Germans can drink!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request! "

Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you serve anything mulled?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Large vodka & lime please.. no nuts thanks but a neck and shoulder massage would be great "

Right! I'm not sure about the rub! Just done my nails!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Do you serve anything mulled? "

Mullered?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request!

Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.

Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill have a double bourbon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a decent cappuccino

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A Gin & It please. Although I'm not sure what the It bit is!"

The customer is always right. If you want it I will give you it!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request!

Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.

Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka

In that case help yourself to another!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request!

Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.

Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka

In that case help yourself to another!

You trying to get me d*unk?!?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"ill have a double bourbon please"

On the rocks?

And what about ice?

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Ile take a very large whiskey straight up, in fact forget the glass I will just take the bottle.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Would love a decent cappuccino

Everyone knows I can't work the coffee machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip please

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Red Wine please

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Large vodka & lime please.. no nuts thanks but a neck and shoulder massage would be great

Right! I'm not sure about the rub! Just done my nails!

Have to find a stand in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love a decent cappuccino

Everyone knows I can't work the coffee machine! "

We can teach you, its all in the froth

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I need a glass of cava. Thank you lovely

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Gin, gin and more gin please. I've had a pig of a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please

Oooooh now theres an idea

Can I change my order to one of those please?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Lemsip please

Oh no! You've got the lurgy? Get better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka please

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Vodka and Sprite please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please

Oooooh now theres an idea

Can I change my order to one of those please?"

It's delicious I go through a bottle in a couple of days but only in my coffee's

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request!

Vodka & over here please and one for yourself.

Why thank you. I never say no to a vodka

In that case help yourself to another!

You trying to get me d*unk?!?

As if, I'm not like that at all.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Need a strongbow dark arfter ... Have no regrets Tether today.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Café con leche chica.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request! "

Can we skip the drink and have the barmaid instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger me, am I first one here..

Just an orange juice tonight, driving into Shoreditch to pick up my son and 3am.

It's gotta be done. I shall squeeze them with my own hands

What's going on?, struggled to get you to open a carton of juice last shift you did! Was it a holiday or a finishing school you went to in the Canaries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please

Oooooh now theres an idea

Can I change my order to one of those please?

It's delicious I go through a bottle in a couple of days but only in my coffee's

Aah the things you can use baileys for

I had forgotten how useful a bottle or 2 is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Barolo, and one for yourself, cheers luv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a some sweet juices please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a cappuccino with a double Baileys added to it please

Oooooh now theres an idea

Can I change my order to one of those please?

It's delicious I go through a

bottle in a couple of days but only in my coffee's

Aah the things you can use baileys for

I had forgotten how useful a bottle or 2 is "

Well I know what you can use the Baileys for but not sure about the bottles hehehe

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Glass of red wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sauvignon Blanc

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Cold lager please. This undercover reporter's job with the Daily Star is thirsty work

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What you need ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a some sweet juices please

Preferably freshly made also

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Richard Ayowade was in Helsinki on a travel programme and he had something called a long drink. Gin and grapefruit juice. I'll have what he's having.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey

Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey

Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same

I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have lime and soda please. Stoptober is already a chore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey

Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same

I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive. "

Ooo how exciting hold on isn't she standing right next to me though

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I swear the bar staff are getting worse here....

"BARMAID"

Lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey

Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same

I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive.

Ooo how exciting hold on isn't she standing right next to me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a nice chilled zinfandel, a seat at the bar so I can watch events unfold and keep an eye out for prey

Fancy getting me a top up I'll have the same

I'll pimp you out, take a seat fella. We will wait for your mistress to arrive.

Ooo how exciting hold on isn't she standing right next to me though

No "

She should be by now don't tell me she's another one that's rejected me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone up for a few rounds of shots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very own barman just bought me a Chinese and cider! But it's going down well so best line up the next one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been waiting for ages!!! It's a bit clicky in here, the regulars get served before us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse's neck with ice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a Sauvignon Blanc please! I don't need a glass. The bottle will do fine! Thank you!

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

Tanqueray and tonic with elderflower and strawberries please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink. Any chance of a slush puppie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been waiting for ages!!! It's a bit clicky in here, the regulars get served before us "

Beleive me it's a bit hit and miss for them as well!

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

A bottle of Tequila and a magnum bottle of your finest champaign, strawberries and half a dozen limes please, and what ever you're having x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been waiting for ages!!! It's a bit clicky in here, the regulars get served before us

Beleive me it's a bit hit and miss for them as well!"

Lol

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Oy, Barwench....

Where's this bloody drink?

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'll have a pint of rum porter

. Ta

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Ooh, bacon n scampy fries please, hold on the nuts, thanks.

Him

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you got a cloth please? The man on the one armed bandit has spilled his froth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo can I have a JD honey please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling water please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooo can I have a JD honey please

My kinda drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops head round door to check who's serving, meh..goes home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G & T , The only way to go . That's it the best .

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Cheeky G&T please

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

I just had a grand marnier,drambuie, amaretto, and baileys, with milk, on the rocks. Could've done with some drambuie.

Before that it was a bloody Mary using Hendricks, a splash of merlot, a 1/4 of Guinness, with coriander, cucumber , 2 squeezes of lemon, tobacco and Worcestershire sauce.

Bar work is fun

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

I just had a grand marnier,drambuie, amaretto, and baileys, with milk, on the rocks. Could've done with some kahlua

Before that it was a bloody Mary using Hendricks, a splash of merlot, a 1/4 of Guinness, with coriander, cucumber , 2 squeezes of lemon, tobacco and Worcestershire sauce.

Bar work is fun

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By *av big oneMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Some might say that I am the world's worst bar maid!

Whatever! The bar is open!

So what's yours?

I aim to serve you with a less disdainful smile!

Nuts are available upon request! "

Ahh are you on the menu too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo can I have a JD honey please

My kinda drink

Ooo perfect, wanna join me?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooo can I have a JD honey please

My kinda drink

Ooo perfect, wanna join me?

Please. I'll bring ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo can I have a JD honey please

My kinda drink

Ooo perfect, wanna join me?

Please. I'll bring ice

Ooo what we doing with the ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non alcoholic cocktail for ne please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love a decent cappuccino

Everyone knows I can't work the coffee machine! "

True that, ill work the coffee machine, but for that id need an "Old fashioned" and we all know a good one takes at least 20 minutes to make

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