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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi peeps i just watched a programme where a woman had her labia removed to make her vagina neater,

my question is who would have a designer vagina ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I'll leave mine as nature intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, mine looks very neat without surgery.

About the only part of my body that does mind ! Lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

well i was thinking of having an extension built... maybe some french doors or a patio and decking..

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Cannot wait for the TV series...changing wombs maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" well i was thinking of having an extension built... maybe some french doors or a patio and decking..

"
I'll see when I can fit you in

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

I like mine just the way it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" well i was thinking of having an extension built... maybe some french doors or a patio and decking..

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A womb with a view...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it possible to have the flappy bits sculpted into graceful wings?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Is that the same program I watched a while back, the woman is a naturist and thought she had too much in the piss-flaps department so had them cut back.

Bit of a contradiction isn't it 'naturist' with a 'designer vagina'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fleshlite is perfect, but pretty minging to lick out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely mechanics and bodyshops could get into this market

with a bit of panel beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"surely mechanics and bodyshops could get into this market

with a bit of panel beating "

pimp my twat???hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cannot wait for the TV series...changing wombs maybe "

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love sucking on that part! why would a woman do that?! is it for your benefit or ours?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Oooh does that mean they'll soon be a programme about designer cocks too?

And no there is no way id let anyone with a knife near mine,it brings me a lot of pleasure and I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cannot wait for the TV series...changing wombs maybe "

Wankers already have their own tv show - "DIY SOS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of porn stars are having it done...anything sticking out or even swinging together causing unwarranted applause is being cut off.

Along with bleaching their assholes .

Its a tuff life ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"anything sticking out or even swinging together causing unwarranted applause is being cut off.

"

Now that has cracked me up,I have a vision of pussy flaps clapping now,next thing they'll be holding up score cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anything sticking out or even swinging together causing unwarranted applause is being cut off.

Now that has cracked me up,I have a vision of pussy flaps clapping now,next thing they'll be holding up score cards "

What for technique & artistic impression?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are all of us really happy with the way we look "downstairs". As swingers our genitals are on view quite a lot and we want to be aesthetically pleasing as we can be.

Mainly I am happy with my vagina. Deep red coloured vaginas with the inner labia sticking out and overhanging the outer labia or hanging down too far, are not as pretty as a slightly pink vagina with neatly sized labia.

My vagina is a pale pink colour which Im happy with. I do wish that my inner labia werent visible at all, but they are, but just slightly, so I can live with it. Im glad that my vaginal rugae (the ridges on the inside of the vaginal walls) are not visible unless you were to open me up with a speculum.

If I could be perfect Id say that I didnt want my inner labia to show, but to be honest its only a small flaw in my eyes. But I wouldnt change anything else, am glad about the size of everything else and the colour. There are far too many other things wrong with my body that require priority.

As for the anal area, people who have dark skin tone do tend to have darker skin pigmentation around their anus and I do think that is off putting. I wouldnt have anal bleaching, but again a lighter pigment around that area does look better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am more than happy with my genitalia. Over the years it has given me and others so much pleasure. Why spoil a winning formula for ridiculous fashion trends. And while we are at it, bring back pubic hair (neatly trimed of course), reading the recent threads on shaving and hair removal it don't seem worth the hassel xxxxx

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

for gods sake leave them alone. We are all different which makes us all so interesting. How boring would it be if everyone had a standard issue size two foo foo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that the same program I watched a while back, the woman is a naturist and thought she had too much in the piss-flaps department so had them cut back.

Bit of a contradiction isn't it 'naturist' with a 'designer vagina' "

it was a plasitc surgery program the woman had been a porn star most of her life and after she had retired she wanted to change her vagina lol she even sold the bits they removed for $50,000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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it was a plasitc surgery program the woman had been a porn star most of her life and after she had retired she wanted to change her vagina lol she even sold the bits they removed for $50,000"

knew my fleshlite was actually real...perhaps i'll start using it now lol...still no squirting action bOOhOo

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Is it possible to have the flappy bits sculpted into graceful wings?"
I adore 'flappy' bits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot wait for the TV series...changing wombs maybe

Hilarious xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that the same program I watched a while back, the woman is a naturist and thought she had too much in the piss-flaps department so had them cut back.

Bit of a contradiction isn't it 'naturist' with a 'designer vagina'

it was a plasitc surgery program the woman had been a porn star most of her life and after she had retired she wanted to change her vagina lol she even sold the bits they removed for $50,000"

Was this so she would be recognised by new partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im loving this thread too, Ive just re-read my own post and cant believe that I took time to write a detailed post about vaginas. Im sure that no guy actually cares what colour or size they are, just to be near one is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i get one because i know a right prat at work it might help him ...lol

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

mine are all tucked away but flappy bits might heighten the sensation i think??? or am i wrong????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as long as it dont sound like someone clapping loudly when you walk about....or leaving a snail trail

reckon your ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i start getting complaint i would mebs think about it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks great! no am not big headed I have eyes, but if I was not happy with how I looked and felt so unattractive that I would not want to show myself to the opposite sex/sexual partner then yes I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that what they call a Vagazzle? Am I making that up? It is pretty late....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it aint broke dont try to fix it

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

by the look of your pic hotnhorny your right!!! your pussy looks amazing heehee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is that what they call a Vagazzle? Am I making that up? It is pretty late.... "

Nooooooo a vagazzle is when they decorate it with sparkly bits etc ...

American me thinks

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Agreed that your pussy does look good mmmmm

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree


"Oooh does that mean they'll soon be a programme about designer cocks too?"

They have actually done a programme on men getting silicone implants for their bollocks! One bloke had had his enlarged so much that he couldn't use his cock now. He was quite happy about that because he just wanted big balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine looks great! no am not big headed I have eyes, but if I was not happy with how I looked and felt so unattractive that I would not want to show myself to the opposite sex/sexual partner then yes I would!"

Well a few others had a look so I had to follow suit didnt I, and from a females perspective - then yes you are right, it does look great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao thanks very much!!

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