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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a spider in my bath

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ask it to leave

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Has it borrowed your shower gel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a pair of legs in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask he to move over then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask it to leave

It's ignoring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a strip wash from the sink then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has it borrowed your shower gel? "

He can have it, if he takes it home with him. I have loads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a pair of legs in mine.

xxx"

Those kinds of legs I'm happy to share a bath with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask he to move over then

You haven't really thought about this have you.

It's a spider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a strip wash from the sink then."

With him watching??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if he wants his back doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

No one touches my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask if he wants his back doing "

With a shoe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not call the cops. Apparently this is not an emergency and they get quite cross!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do not call the cops. Apparently this is not an emergency and they get quite cross! "

What about the Fire Brigade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask he to move over then

You haven't really thought about this have you.

It's a spider. "

Guess you are going to have to wait until he is finest have his wash then

Or do what I do and suck the little bugger in the hover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a pair of legs in mine.

xxx

Those kinds of legs I'm happy to share a bath with

Sometimes my legs resemble spiders legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask he to move over then

You haven't really thought about this have you.

It's a spider.

Guess you are going to have to wait until he is finest have his wash then

Or do what I do and suck the little bugger in the hover

I feel bad when I suck them up the hoover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a pair of legs in mine.

xxx

Those kinds of legs I'm happy to share a bath with

Sometimes my legs resemble spiders legs.

xxx"

I can imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a pair of legs in mine.

xxx

Those kinds of legs I'm happy to share a bath with

Sometimes my legs resemble spiders legs.

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I can imagine

One day I'll take a pic n see how many fabs I get.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Man up, woman

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

That explains the ill wind blowing across Essex..

Catch it in a glass with a piece of paper underneath.. Go on, it's more scared of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask he to move over then

You haven't really thought about this have you.

It's a spider.

Guess you are going to have to wait until he is finest have his wash then

Or do what I do and suck the little bugger in the hover

I feel bad when I suck them up the hoover."

Back to sharing a bath then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stocking over the hoover hole. Suck the little bugger up but it won't get swallowed. Hose outside the window. Turn hoover off and shake xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

No one touches my feet

Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is

Ffs don't go near her feet!

I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That explains the ill wind blowing across Essex..

Catch it in a glass with a piece of paper underneath.. Go on, it's more scared of you."

Are you mental or summink!

I'm not going within 3 feet of it. I only brushed my teeth because the shower screen was between us.

I'm wondering if a good slug of deodorant will mask the smell, on the bus to my daughter's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

No one touches my feet

Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is

Ffs don't go near her feet!

I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good

They could do with a good scrub though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask if he wants his back doing

With a shoe? "

Lol but noooooo.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

No one touches my feet

Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is

Ffs don't go near her feet!

I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good

They could do with a good scrub though "

Get them in a bowl with radox and chill while your spider works out that if he crawls through your bath trap and into the overflow, he can get out the bath and hide himself in your bath robe.

Sorry that's probably not helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

No one touches my feet

Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is

Ffs don't go near her feet!

I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good

They could do with a good scrub though

Get them in a bowl with radox and chill while your spider works out that if he crawls through your bath trap and into the overflow, he can get out the bath and hide himself in your bath robe.

Sorry that's probably not helping

I've had more than one spider hide in my towel. They get a good shake down now.

He's not moved for ages, d'ya think he's dead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies."

Noooo, you don't understand. It's a big spider and I'm a big coward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies.

Noooo, you don't understand. It's a big spider and I'm a big coward. "

Just turn the shower on wash him away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd offer to come round and put it outside for you.. then scrub you clean. Not your feet though

No one touches my feet

Yeah I make mental notes of people I find interesting. Yours is

Ffs don't go near her feet!

I'm not keen on feet as a sexual stimulant anyway so it's all good

They could do with a good scrub though

Get them in a bowl with radox and chill while your spider works out that if he crawls through your bath trap and into the overflow, he can get out the bath and hide himself in your bath robe.

Sorry that's probably not helping

I've had more than one spider hide in my towel. They get a good shake down now.

He's not moved for ages, d'ya think he's dead? "

Try telling him a joke, if he doesn't laugh it's safe to assume you can pick him up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Has it borrowed your shower gel?

He can have it, if he takes it home with him. I have loads. "

Home? I take it you have found you where he lives then

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It's a spider,piece of paper and a glass then pop it outside,job done and no more smelly bodies.

Noooo, you don't understand. It's a big spider and I'm a big coward. "

You can do this! I don't have a fear of spiders,but my daughter is a bit like this. Well one minute she's screaming at one the next she's calmly putting it outside with paper and a glass,so I can't work her out really. Probably that she's proud of herself for sorting it out and showing the bugger who's boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my bath

This annoys me. Why they can't use the shower we really don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He won't be dead, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I left him to have his bath in peace. I'm hoping, when I get back, that someone else has got rid of it.

I doubt it though

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