FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am glummer than a very glum thing today, tell me your best joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.

The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send you a picture of me naked, that normally has the ladies rolling around laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

America and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most.

Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoke Citys defensive line

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I am glummer than a very glum thing today, "

Check out our pics.

If at least one of them doesn't make you smile then it's more serious than I thought.

Mr ddc

PS the most apt joke for today starts "Where's the soap?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww no - hope the day improves x

Anyway - today my missus told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.

In other news, I've just broken up with my mistress after she told me she used to be Christian.

It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

And yesterday I saw a really hot Thai girl on the train and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*groan*

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Big hugs....I don't know any jokes, apart from my life.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet mouse elvis died yesterday.

He was caught in a trap.

(Sorry!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever owned a parrot? Because you look like you could handle a cockatoo

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

What do you call a blind stag....... no idea

What do you call a blind stag with no legs..... still no idea

What do you call a blind stag with no legs and no cock.... still no fucking idea

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