FabSwingers.com forum: What can I do to Clem?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The scene: I've been awake for ages. We're at the in-laws. I'm still in bed. ...next to me is a sleeping Clem (Fandango). I'm feeling mischievous. ....

I need your ideas guys. Don't let me down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart in his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a marker pen and draw on his face

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Get up, do the breakfast, sort out your day & his clothes, pamper him be all sweetness and light, no raised voices, no disagreeing with him in conversation, worship the very ground he walks on.

H did it to me once, completely fckd with my head, she kept it going 24hrs! All I could think was "wtf has she done now?"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Paint his nails and do his hair and makeup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grind your booty against him, just as he rises to the occasion. Jump out of bed and leave him hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The scene: I've been awake for ages. We're at the in-laws. I'm still in bed. ...next to me is a sleeping Clem (Fandango). I'm feeling mischievous. ....

I need your ideas guys. Don't let me down! "

Oh so many ideas.

Sexual or prank or bit of both?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Get a cold banana and place it between his legs

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Or just get a shoelace and tie his big toe to the bed, jelly in the slippers is a good one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human Buckaroo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a cold banana and place it between his legs"

Laughed out loud....good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The scene: I've been awake for ages. We're at the in-laws. I'm still in bed. ...next to me is a sleeping Clem (Fandango). I'm feeling mischievous. ....

I need your ideas guys. Don't let me down!

Oh so many ideas.

Sexual or prank or bit of both?"

Anything. I'm enjoying the responses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Human Buckaroo.

We play cat buckeroo so this idea is appealing

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmm. Nail varnish his big toe with purple and yellow shades so when he wakes up he thinks he's bruised it and see if the power of suggestion is enough to make him limp all day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human Buckaroo.

We play cat buckeroo so this idea is appealing

Cat Buckaroo? I must try that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get up, do the breakfast, sort out your day & his clothes, pamper him be all sweetness and light, no raised voices, no disagreeing with him in conversation, worship the very ground he walks on.

H did it to me once, completely fckd with my head, she kept it going 24hrs! All I could think was "wtf has she done now?"

That's just a normal day for us

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hide his phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm. Nail varnish his big toe with purple and yellow shades so when he wakes up he thinks he's bruised it and see if the power of suggestion is enough to make him limp all day?"

Damn. ..i didn't bring any nail varnish with me..I'll have to try this when we're home and when he doesn't have all the ouches in the world going on

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Is a wakey wakey blowjob too boring?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Get a marker pen and draw on his face

That's nice and easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a nostril hair a sharp tug....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hide his phone

I don't think that would be a forgivable offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vaseline on the door handle

swap his socks for smaller if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drop a cracked egg on his pubes if he has any ...PREFERABLY from the fridge.

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Wax strip on the back of his thigh

Eyeliner his eyebrows

Place a piece of dairy milk between his arse cheeks and tell him he's shit himself

Red x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

How about getting him a nice cup of tea and some biccies?

I know it's radical but if you tell him they're from DiamondJoe he'll probably shit himself

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Get a friendly tranny to dress as you....slip into bed...and...give him a wakey wakey under the covers blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tease his morning glory to fever pitch and then leave him wanting while you spend the whole day with family, sending him filthy messages throughout the day while surrounded by family of what you intend for him when you two get some alone time!"

That's the best I've read

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think it has to be something so ridiculously childish

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

You win!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The ones that amuse me the best are the ones you do time and time again and they still fall for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill his hand with whipped cream then tickle his nose.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Find out if dipping a sleeping persons hand in warm water is an urban myth or true...

Use red lippy to make red spots all over his tallywhacker and then wake him abruptly telling him he needs to get to doctors.

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he has a hairy chest draw (in veet) a big heart on his chest or whatever else takes your fancy.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Shave one side of his pubes. Presuming there are any

But I'm in agreement on the unfinished blowjob tease all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In 2 weeks time??

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hide his phone

I don't think that would be a forgivable offence

Take the risk

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Please don't do this! I have "suffered" three days now of H & two other ladies chatting about what they are going to do in our next meets including graphic pictures of where they want certain toys & things put...& H has a bad back. I'm starting to walk with a bit of a hunch!!

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over a year ago

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Fart then put him in a "dutch oven".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake now. "

or are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake now.

or are you? "

I am, although earlier i drempt it was Monday and I'd over slept. Quite nice to wake up Saturday!

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

Wants to join in that teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely not.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm awake now.

or are you?

I am, although earlier i drempt it was Monday and I'd over slept. Quite nice to wake up Saturday!

Same thing happened to me this morning. I love it when that happens.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Surely not.

Well I feel better now, Enjoy

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Wants to join in that teasing"

More than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm awake now.

or are you?

I am, although earlier i drempt it was Monday and I'd over slept. Quite nice to wake up Saturday!

Same thing happened to me this morning. I love it when that happens."

I also drempt I was stowed away in the back of a Russian helicopter that was traveling along some local roads like a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely not.

Well I feel better now, Enjoy

Driving me insane... (in a good way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you see what all these nasty people wanted to do to you Clem?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Get a red sharpie and put little red dots on his cock to make him think he's got a horrid infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint his nails and do his hair and makeup.

Ex painted my toenails in my sleep when she was bored once. I woke up with 10 pretty pink toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape his cock between his legs, he'll wake up thinking he's a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you see what all these nasty people wanted to do to you Clem?"

It's exactly what I expect from this community.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo on his face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglue his toes together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you see what all these nasty people wanted to do to you Clem?

It's exactly what I expect from this community. "

I'm glad we're living up to your expectations

What did she do to you, out of curiosity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just gave him a kiss and snuggle. ...thanks for all your suggestions though. ..they made me giggle

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I just gave him a kiss and snuggle. ...thanks for all your suggestions though. ..they made me giggle

snuggle ????

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By *ustful desiresCouple
over a year ago

You could try giving him a blow job hold a cap full of menthol mouthwash in your mouth we have done this a few times it always really turns hubby on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just gave him a kiss and snuggle. ...thanks for all your suggestions though. ..they made me giggle

snuggle ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She farted a lot. Then I had to get up for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwww

true

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just gave him a kiss and snuggle. ...thanks for all your suggestions though. ..they made me giggle

snuggle ????

It's that thing that happily married couples do,apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell end?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Surely not.

Well I feel better now, Enjoy

Driving me insane... (in a good way)"

Lol, get a room!!

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