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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An entrepreneur who hopes to open London’s first ‘fellatio cafe’ has revealed his staff will be made up entirely of sex robots.

Businessman Bradley Charvet, who plans to open the ‘blow job cafe’ in Paddington, claims the sex-bots will be programmable to a person’s needs and will soon be seen as “totally normal.”

A 15-minute oral sex session with an espresso will set punters back just £60 (US$78). Hungry patrons will have to pay extra for a pastry.

The coffee shop is due to open after Charvet launches his first cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, later this year

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Charvet made headlines earlier this year when he announced he would launch a ‘fellatio cafe’ modeled on similar businesses in Thailand, such as Dr. BJ’s Salon in Bangkok.

However, the announcement was met with skepticism by many, who cited Britain’s stringent anti-prostitution laws as a reason why the business would be unlikely to take off.

Now Charvet claims the oral sex will be performed by ‘erotic cyborgs

They will improve the sex service. It’s totally normal to see a new way of using robots and others sex toys to have pleasure.”

Charvet believes the cafe will become a hub of social activity, where friends meet to chat, drink coffee and casually enjoy robotic sex acts.

“The bar is the place to meet people, to extend your network and the way to start the morning.

“What could be better than meet your friends around a cafe and to enjoy a nice blow job from a sex robot?”

With opening hours of 6am to 11pm, blow job cafes could soon replace the pub as Britain’s favorite socializing spot.

Charvet believes a trip to the cafe is the best way to start the day.

“Everyone is drinking coffee daily,” he said.

“And nothing is better to start a working day than engaging in sexual action, US research has found.”

“People like to chat before they make love. It makes sense the robots will speak and tease men’s desire,” he added.

The Paddington cafe will be home to eight robots dressed in a variety of costumes.

“Uniforms are going to be worn: nurse, police, student and secretary.”

If the London cafe is a success, Charvet plans to open a 24/7 shop in the heart of Manchester

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nice c&p OP,or your fingers must be totally fucked

I prefer tea anyway

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I will have a coffee with soya milk please.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Espresso & a blow job. I'm not sure which would last me the longest

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"An Espresso & a blow job. I'm not sure which would last me the longest "

The expresso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Espresso & a blow job. I'm not sure which would last me the longest

The expresso "

I'll take that to go.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

So what about us ladies ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what about us ladies ??"

Latte and a lick?

Frappe and a finger?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"So what about us ladies ??"

I had exact same thought!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double sexspresso please.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fucking coffee drinkers, what exactly are you expecting to get out of it ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what about us ladies ??"

Maybe they provide ' special' vibrating chairs?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fucking coffee drinkers, what exactly are you expecting to get out of it ffs "

I should have added that I'll go and sit in Hatter's corner and have a lovely cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking coffee drinkers, what exactly are you expecting to get out of it ffs "

It's the crema on top of the coffee that I'm worried about here now.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'll just stick with my coffee thanks..

Stepford wives, Hal, Ash, Demon seed and westworld.... It's all gonna go a bit Pete tong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder who cleans up the mess

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I don't drink tea or coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't drink tea or coffee! "

but can you clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds great, coffee and and std before work!

Don't really fancy putting my dick in the same robot that God knows how many other folk had before me that morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what about us ladies ??

I had exact same thought!! "

I'd happily give a latte and a lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what about us ladies ??"

Perhaps a patented "Sybian seat"

Might make walking out a little embarrassing for the gushers out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what about us ladies ??

Perhaps a patented "Sybian seat"

Might make walking out a little embarrassing for the gushers out there "

would be nice to sit and watch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Espresso & a blow job. I'm not sure which would last me the longest "

You can already get that in Soho

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