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By *he Queen of Tarts OP   Woman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

So trawling through Mumsnet chat earlier found an interesting thread.

I can never look my MIL in the eyes again.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

MIL asked me if I wouldn't mind transferring all her pictures from her old phone, her camera and other memory cards on to discs for her and to make some back ups. No problem, says I. Happy to help. Oh, and can you make sure there are no duplicates either and don't bother transferring blurry pics etc. I agree to that, what a helpful DIL I am.

So there I am, trawling through hundreds of pictures, dutifully removing dud ones and transferring the rest. Then I come to the phone. Lovely pics of grand kids, oh, look, there's FIL's surprise party, aww cute kitty, then out of the fucking blue is my MIL's VULVA! oh God, there are loads. Boobs, vag the lot.

What do I do??? I can't tell her I've seen them. But do I transfer them over? Delete them?

This what not the way I envisaged my Wednesday morning panning out.

THIS is what you get for trying to be helpful!

So, what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transfer them, tell a little white lie about how you could bulk transfer the lot without needing to look at them. Duplicates were auto deleted.

Bullshit Baffles

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Are you sure they're your MIL's bits?

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By *avewestcumbriaMan
over a year ago

Whitehaven

I am literally howling laughing at this. Hahaha

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Omg that's sooooo funny. If that happened to me I'd be but copy them over. She must of known or maybe they were 'hidden'.

Dirty b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

I saw that one too, one of the funniest threads on Mumsnet I've seen in a long time .... some definite spit your drink out over the keyboard moments there 'vulva in law' for example, and the suggestion that the pics would make great Xmas cards .

Though personally I was rather offended at the ensuing 'horror' once it was ascertained that 'mother in law' was all of 50 .... how very dare she be taking sexy pics at that age!

All I can say is that at the hugely advanced age of almost 52 I'm glad I'm very computer literate and don't need anyone to download my photos for me ...

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you transferred them all and there were a few in there that looked like Davy Crockett hat but you transferred them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very popular on mumsnet, but then I did start a fuck social avoid thread lol

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

I was once asked to sort out a problem on a PC belonging to a neighbours father.

I was busy fixing all the crap he had downloaded, when a picture appeared of his wife, in a very revealing, nay, pornographic, pose!

I had to make small talk with their daughter at the school kids collection the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!"

Omfg I forgot about that

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By *he Queen of Tarts OP   Woman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!"

Missed that one. I'm going hunting

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By *he Queen of Tarts OP   Woman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!

Omfg I forgot about that "

'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!

Omfg I forgot about that

'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

"

How good is it?!! You're making me want to revisit it for a giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if the MIL is on here and is now thinking 'oh shit, is that me'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant! I love Mumsnet....the Penis Beaker thread was literally one of the best things on the internet ever!

Omfg I forgot about that

'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?

How good is it?!! You're making me want to revisit it for a giggle! "

I read it back before for the comedy value. Hilarious

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I think I need to join mumsnet!?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I need to join mumsnet!?!?!?! "

You can only join if you have a need for a penis beaker....apparently!!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've seen a few sights on laptops sent in for repair!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I think I need to join mumsnet!?!?!?!

You can only join if you have a need for a penis beaker....apparently!! "

I have need for half of that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mumsnet can be comedy gold but others I really wonder what they would think of most of what's on this forum?!

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By *mber GamblerCouple
over a year ago

rugby

My work colleague was asked by our boss to upload some pictures of work stuff. He was standing behind her as she did it.

First normal work stuff. Then. Bam!!!. His wife in latex, all tied up. Lots of them. Like a pro my friend did the upload, gave him back the camera and got back to work. He, apparently, looked uncomfortable, said thank you and went.

Bizzare.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

pics or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just read this for the first time after a mention in the Huffington Post about a thread on ' Fanny Condensation'.

Comedy gold.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Could someone on mumsnet mention swinging and see what they think of it?

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