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Those four words every man dreads

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"You've forgotten haven't you "

Que utter blind panic !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You've forgotten haven't you "

Que utter blind panic ! "

To me that could mean a plethora of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You've forgotten haven't you "

Que utter blind panic ! "

Oh you are fucked. Just say no and you have to wait as I have a surprise waiting for later. Run to shops get what you need and set up that surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You've forgotten haven't you "

Que utter blind panic ! "

lol so very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anniversary? Condom? Your name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up the duff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the wrong hole!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Is it in yet?'

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By *unlovingx2Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I try to forget everything, so that's not an uncommon response.

You'll have to be more specific...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Is it in yet?'"

I hate to admit it but I have had that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks, fuck off" springs to mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold my handbag please"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

The pub is closed

Come meet my family

Let's buy a house

I want your babies

Baby I love you

I fancy your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You've forgotten haven't you "

Que utter blind panic ! "

Thought you were going to say.....

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pub is closed

Come meet my family

Let's buy a house

I want your babies

Baby I love you

I fancy your dad

"

I forgot about my car tax its due today and fuck knows where I put the fucking letter. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your PIN please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Is it in yet?'"

I've been known to use that one

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Is that it???? really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Is it in yet?'"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Your cock is tiny

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock is tiny "

Ive had that in a message after a meet

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

'The football is cancelled'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After undressing - "I changed my mind"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm two months late.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

national insurance number please ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's watch Loose Women"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im telling your wife.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You've forgotten haven't you "

Que utter blind panic ! "

I think my wife may secretly be a man.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"We need to talk...."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bridget Jones' Baby tonight!!!!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Have you finished yet?

Nine months to go.

My hubby's is bigger.

My sky remote's bigger.

A verification? For that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""We need to talk...." "

this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is my bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHIT!!!...my husband's home!!!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Your cock is tiny "

so my hands are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you thinking?...

These words create utter blind panic in most men

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Here is my bill. "

well if that's the case you owe me for the service charge so come back here as the service wasn't that great

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"What are you thinking?...

These words create utter blind panic in most men"

not for me my answer would be your bottom over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't love you

I've seen plenty bigger

Don't call me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't cum in me....

Oops too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out the window!

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