FabSwingers.com forum: Calm down, dear ...

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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and other classics public people (famously politicians) have said and made some of us laugh and others cry...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Did John Major really say "give me a currie anytime?"

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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Did John Major really say "give me a currie anytime?""

omg I do remember that one... and the eggs scandal...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

yes i am d*unk madam and you are ugly

but in the morning ,I will be sober.

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Woman: If you were MY husband i would poison your drink

Winston : Madam if i was your husband i would drink it .

both attributed to Winston Churchill at a party.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years though

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years though"
assuming of course that there is a need for her to calm down... after you cause her some (surely only minor) irritation?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years thoughassuming of course that there is a need for her to calm down... after you cause her some (surely only minor) irritation?

I scratch the irritation on her back most nights .................... can't think of anything else that would irritate her

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years thoughassuming of course that there is a need for her to calm down... after you cause her some (surely only minor) irritation?

I scratch the irritation on her back most nights .................... can't think of anything else that would irritate her

Tehe... and I was thinking of an internal irritation that could be scratched...;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't go there . .

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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Don't go there . . "

talking to AandK or me ?;-)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years thoughassuming of course that there is a need for her to calm down... after you cause her some (surely only minor) irritation?

I scratch the irritation on her back most nights .................... can't think of anything else that would irritate her

Tehe... and I was thinking of an internal irritation that could be scratched...;-)"

I'm reasonably good at getting the jucies to flow thus flushing out the irritant

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years thoughassuming of course that there is a need for her to calm down... after you cause her some (surely only minor) irritation?

I scratch the irritation on her back most nights .................... can't think of anything else that would irritate her

Tehe... and I was thinking of an internal irritation that could be scratched...;-)

I'm reasonably good at getting the jucies to flow thus flushing out the irritant

applied chemistry on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so which thread includes applied biology?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I more infamous than famous but K hates it when I call her dear

it's a hard habit to break after all these years thoughassuming of course that there is a need for her to calm down... after you cause her some (surely only minor) irritation?

I scratch the irritation on her back most nights .................... can't think of anything else that would irritate her

Tehe... and I was thinking of an internal irritation that could be scratched...;-)

I'm reasonably good at getting the jucies to flow thus flushing out the irritant

applied chemistry on this thread

no simple biology (well I'm simple anyway)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-)"

I can't cos I'm simple lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-)

I can't cos I'm simple lol"

Life is a box of chocolates... you never know what you are going to get... now why am I quoting Forrest Gump here...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-)"
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i always enjoy the practicals

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-).

i always enjoy the practicals"

I take it it s human biology we are discussing here?;-)

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-).

i always enjoy the practicals

I take it it s human biology we are discussing here?;-)"

is there any other kind?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

im so lost ... so i gonna leave again

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"im so lost ... so i gonna leave again

noooooo dont go... allow yourself to be lost in the passion of the thread... none of us know what we are talking about... it is half the fun xx

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-).

i always enjoy the practicals

I take it it s human biology we are discussing here?;-)

is there any other kind?"

Kind of... flowers and stuff... animals and stuff lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"im so lost ... so i gonna leave again

awww don't go,or at least not until you have given us your address so we can come and party!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"im so lost ... so i gonna leave again

noooooo dont go... allow yourself to be lost in the passion of the thread... none of us know what we are talking about... it is half the fun xx

lol passion i understand

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-).

i always enjoy the practicals

I take it it s human biology we are discussing here?;-)

is there any other kind?

Kind of... flowers and stuff... animals and stuff lol"

I thought that was flora and fauna .......... haven't met them yet though lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-).

i always enjoy the practicals

I take it it s human biology we are discussing here?;-)

is there any other kind?

Kind of... flowers and stuff... animals and stuff lol

I thought that was flora and fauna .......... haven't met them yet though lol"

shhhh they are having an MFF

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"so which thread includes applied biology?

Thought you were starting it...I had this feeling...;-).

i always enjoy the practicals

I take it it s human biology we are discussing here?;-)

is there any other kind?

Kind of... flowers and stuff... animals and stuff lol

I thought that was flora and fauna .......... haven't met them yet though lol

shhhh they are having an MFF

how rude not to invite us

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"im so lost ... so i gonna leave again

noooooo dont go... allow yourself to be lost in the passion of the thread... none of us know what we are talking about... it is half the fun xx

lol passion i understand

Come and join Flora and Fauna... they are AandKs friends and are having an MFF...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard flora spreads very easily

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"im so lost ... so i gonna leave again

noooooo dont go... allow yourself to be lost in the passion of the thread... none of us know what we are talking about... it is half the fun xx

lol passion i understand

Come and join Flora and Fauna... they are AandKs friends and are having an MFF... "

now that sounds like fun

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)"

No thats Marge!!!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

No thats Marge!!!!"

and Homer...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

No thats Marge!!!!

and Homer...

not guilty m'lud

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

No thats Marge!!!!

and Homer...

not guilty m'lud"

Stop having the last word lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

No thats Marge!!!!

and Homer...

not guilty m'lud

Stop having the last word lol"

yes dear!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

No thats Marge!!!!

and Homer...

not guilty m'lud

Stop having the last word lol

yes dear!"

You re in trouble!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down, dear

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Heard flora spreads very easily

Trust you.... to mention something slippery...;-)

No thats Marge!!!!

and Homer...

not guilty m'lud

Stop having the last word lol

yes dear!

You re in trouble!!!

I'm not going to say another word DEAR

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Calm down, dear"

AND YOU!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down, dear

AND YOU!!"

Yes dear !!!

Now runs for cover

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Calm down, dear

AND YOU!!

Yes dear !!!

Now runs for cover

I ll find you!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down, dear

AND YOU!!

Yes dear !!!

Now runs for cover

I ll find you!!!!!!"
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I hope so

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Calm down, dear

AND YOU!!

Yes dear !!!

Now runs for cover

I ll find you!!!!!!.

I hope so

but you re still in the dog house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm down, dear

AND YOU!!

Yes dear !!!

Now runs for cover

I ll find you!!!!!!.

I hope so

but you re still in the dog house..."

How did you know where I was hiding!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Calm down, dear

AND YOU!!

Yes dear !!!

Now runs for cover

I ll find you!!!!!!.

I hope so

but you re still in the dog house...

How did you know where I was hiding!!

nice one, will give you that!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Or alternatively, cal down Dear, these £200 shoes were such good value i bought five pairs".

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Or alternatively, cal down Dear, these £200 shoes were such good value i bought five pairs"."
That is just so below the belt ... we are not amused !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or alternatively, cal down Dear, these £200 shoes were such good value i bought five pairs".That is just so below the belt ... we are not amused !!!!!!!"
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But so true!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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Or alternatively, cal down Dear, these £200 shoes were such good value i bought five pairs".That is just so below the belt ... we are not amused !!!!!!!.

But so true!!"

Do I really have to defend myself in an MMF situation here? Well.. so be it... reaches for her red stilettos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or alternatively, cal down Dear, these £200 shoes were such good value i bought five pairs".That is just so below the belt ... we are not amused !!!!!!!.

But so true!!

Do I really have to defend myself in an MMF situation here? Well.. so be it... reaches for her red stilettos..."

And theres another 4 pairs where those came from!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Or alternatively, cal down Dear, these £200 shoes were such good value i bought five pairs".That is just so below the belt ... we are not amused !!!!!!!.

But so true!!

Do I really have to defend myself in an MMF situation here? Well.. so be it... reaches for her red stilettos...

And theres another 4 pairs where those came from!!"

Ok, I need a pair of classy gold ones.. at least 5 inch heels... can you accommodate on that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If worn with black seemed stocking and a sexy black dress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"If worn with black seemed stocking and a sexy black dress

cant wait to see the pics of him dressed up now

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Tell me to calm down dear and you will discover why geordie women are feared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me to calm down dear and you will discover why geordie women are feared."

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