FabSwingers.com forum: Pampas grass.....

By *torm OP Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Anyone ever heard that houses with pampas grass in the front garden is a covert sign that the occupants are swingers, any truth in it or is it an old wives tale and I'm having my pisser well an truly pulled??

......feel free to enlighten...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ever heard that houses with pampas grass in the front garden is a covert sign that the occupants are swingers, any truth in it or is it an old wives tale and I'm having my pisser well an truly pulled??

......feel free to enlighten..."

Pisser?

How rrrrrude!

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By *torm OP Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Purely a figure of speech lol !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

It's a suburban myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard this too!

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By *torm OP Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Damn.....are u sure?,my neighbours fit as a fiddle with not one but two pampas grass in her front garden,think I might hold off on popping round in tight lycra cycle shorts to borrow some sugar then

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn.....are u sure?,my neighbours fit as a fiddle with not one but two pampas grass in her front garden,think I might hold off on popping round in tight lycra cycle shorts to borrow some sugar then

lol"

Pampas Grass is coming back into fashion. Retro swing look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laugh the way people talk about this, as if it's an open invitation to knock at the door and run up to the bedroom

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By *torm OP Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Uhhh if only it were that easy lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me laugh the way people talk about this, as if it's an open invitation to knock at the door and run up to the bedroom

It's deeply worrying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh the weekly Pampass Grass thread! Can I just throw these random words into the thread too before they inevitably come up elsewhere? Ankle chain. Fish sticker in car. Ace of Spades. OMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh the weekly Pampass Grass thread! Can I just throw these random words into the thread too before they inevitably come up elsewhere? Ankle chain. Fish sticker in car. Ace of Spades. OMO.

Fab ice lolly.

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By *heffcouple77Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Fish sticker never heard that one please enlightened me lol so the box of fish fingers on the parcel shelf won't cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real name for pampas grass is Cortaderia Selloana,sounds like that could be someone that swings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare I ask what pampas grass is as I've never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dare I ask what pampas grass is as I've never heard of it "
..Hi its huge big tall grasses grows in gardens hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dare I ask what pampas grass is as I've never heard of it ..Hi its huge big tall grasses grows in gardens hun xx"

Hi and thanks hunI xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours grass is covered in huggies pull ups

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"It's a suburban myth "

Actually it's true OP. Also: if they have garden gnomes it means they have no height restrictions

Mr ddc

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

"It's a suburban myth

Actually it's true OP. Also: if they have garden gnomes it means they have no height restrictions

Mr ddc "

It all depends on how big their fishing rod is, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The real name for pampas grass is Cortaderia Selloana,sounds like that could be someone that swings

That would make a great user name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget Chameleon lapel badges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no its true!

Trust me I'm a gardener.

If you try to buy pampas grass you have to gangbang the entire staff at the garden centre as verification so get your cock out and know the door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock the door even....

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