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"A packet of spicy tomato Snaps and a mug of warm tea " Spicy tomato snaps ? Crisps of some sort ? | |||
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"A brand new combined harvester. " | |||
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"Freshly dyed hair x" oooooo what colour | |||
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"Cold feet. And a really bad knee!! (Moan whinge moan)" passes a warm fleecy blanket | |||
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"My dressing gown on and a cuppa" You don't need that dressing gown on, you're hot enough as it is | |||
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"My dressing gown on and a cuppa" Too many items of clothing,disrobe this instant! | |||
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"A strange rash " On my arm | |||
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"Cold feet. And a really bad knee!! (Moan whinge moan)" I'm still quite good at massaging! | |||
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"My dressing gown on and a cuppa Too many items of clothing,disrobe this instant! " Yes, I demand it | |||
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"Tooth ache . Bloody wisdom tooth" Toothache is a fuker | |||
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"My dressing gown on and a cuppa Too many items of clothing,disrobe this instant! Yes, I demand it " One must obey the forum Queen,take his head off if he refuses | |||
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"breadsticks " Breadsticks That's just torture, get some cake into ya | |||
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"Freshly dyed hair xoooooo what colour" Avatar was taken this afternoon | |||
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"breadsticks Breadsticks That's just torture, get some cake into ya" No. It's gone! | |||
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"My dressing gown on and a cuppa Too many items of clothing,disrobe this instant! Yes, I demand it One must obey the forum Queen,take his head off if he refuses " | |||
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"breadsticks Breadsticks That's just torture, get some cake into ya No. It's gone!" I was at a funeral wake recently and on piling my plate up with food I grabbed a few breadsticks, returned to my table ate my munch and then realised and thought, why the Fuk have I picked these stupid things up, I don't even like bread sticks | |||
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"A fox in my garden!!! " Beats having a rat in ya kitchen I suppose | |||
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"breadsticks Breadsticks That's just torture, get some cake into ya No. It's gone! I was at a funeral wake recently and on piling my plate up with food I grabbed a few breadsticks, returned to my table ate my munch and then realised and thought, why the Fuk have I picked these stupid things up, I don't even like bread sticks " Ahhhhhhhhh yes. I admit it was a desperate attempt by myself to curb the munchies. They've been in bread bin for yonks. | |||
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"A raging hard on What have you lot got ? " A little bit of sick in my throat at that thought... ;( | |||
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"A fox in my garden!!! Beats having a rat in ya kitchen I suppose " lol I have a lot of time for that ?? | |||
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"Ok, the dressing gown has gone, I'm a little chilly now though. Any volunteers to warm me up? " Dressing gown has legs? | |||
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"Freshly dyed hair x" Very nice too! | |||
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"Can someone acknowledge my comment please. Over the last 3 and a half months I've lovingly brought that fish back to life with the help of some kind people from a goldfish forum. " Well done | |||
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"Can someone acknowledge my comment please. Over the last 3 and a half months I've lovingly brought that fish back to life with the help of some kind people from a goldfish forum. " I spent a small fortune on goldfish medicine about 6 months ago trying to save my fish. Lost 3 out of 4. The survivor is a big fat greedy fecker. Well done on saving little fishy. | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! " * this one in my sights | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! " You better cum under my blanket | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! * this one in my sights " Tag team? | |||
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"A stomach ache Fart brewing. " I wish. Think it was the chicken in the sweet and sour chicken I ate today | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! * this one in my sights Tag team? " Oh fuck yeah! | |||
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"A brand new combined harvester. " Can i have the key ? xxx | |||
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"A stomach ache Fart brewing. I wish. Think it was the chicken in the sweet and sour chicken I ate today " Oh. Not good. Love sweet and sour though. | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! You better cum under my blanket " I'll cum anywhere you want me to miss | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! You better cum under my blanket I'll cum anywhere you want me to miss " I said...has your dressing gown grown legs.... | |||
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"A stomach ache Fart brewing. I wish. Think it was the chicken in the sweet and sour chicken I ate today Oh. Not good. Love sweet and sour though. " Wanted to make my own sauce but didn't have the ingredients. Should have had tuna salad | |||
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"A stomach ache Fart brewing. I wish. Think it was the chicken in the sweet and sour chicken I ate today Oh. Not good. Love sweet and sour though. Wanted to make my own sauce but didn't have the ingredients. Should have had tuna salad " I'm starving now. try gently massaging your tum,it may help. x | |||
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"A dirty mind " ...and a face pic. Good start | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! * this one in my sights Tag team? Oh fuck yeah! " you You start warming him up, I'll be there now | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! * this one in my sights Tag team? Oh fuck yeah! you You start warming him up, I'll be there now " You might have to take the lead with this one and when he's warmed up, I'll slip in | |||
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"Ok updated profile pic, dressing gown gone, everything out and in need of warming up! * this one in my sights Tag team? Oh fuck yeah! you You start warming him up, I'll be there now You might have to take the lead with this one and when he's warmed up, I'll slip in " I'll get him into position | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed " Good man! I never bothered to learn to drive either. I feel we have a connection... | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed " Hop on the train | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train " I could do that | |||
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"A nice clean flat. Today has been the first day in.ages that I've felt well enoght to do some housework. Xxx" I know that feeling, I have to force myself | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that " Grab Dj on the way | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way " He's not gonna fall for that! | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that!" I'll let you know the details, hide in a different carriage | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that!" I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I'll let you know the details, hide in a different carriage " Hmmm. This is a bit stalky for my liking. I'm a bit more twinkle in the eye, slight smile, beckon you over with a finger and then you fall in to my open lap. Something like that. | |||
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"A raging hard on What have you lot got ? " An m.2 memory module for my PC | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I'll let you know the details, hide in a different carriage " Shouldn't you be conspiring un private? | |||
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"A raging hard on What have you lot got ? An m.2 memory module for my PC " | |||
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"An almost fully restored healthy goldfish. I went on holiday end of June and gave my sister my key to feed my goldfish and clean the bowl. Came home after just one week, one fish was floating on the top covered in black, the other one was almost dead, black on his belly on his tail and around his mouth and on his fins. Amonia burns apparently cos she's fed them twice a day and too much and didn't change their water. I had to flush the dead one but the other one is almost fully orange again apart from a tiny tiny but of black on his mouth but it's slowly disappearing. Apologies for the long post but I'm kind of proud of myself that I nursed him back from near death. " Love a happy ending. Well done. Fish are a bugger to nurse back to health. | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! " I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I'll let you know the details, hide in a different carriage Hmmm. This is a bit stalky for my liking. I'm a bit more twinkle in the eye, slight smile, beckon you over with a finger and then you fall in to my open lap. Something like that. " | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum." I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum." | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan" We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I'll let you know the details, hide in a different carriage Hmmm. This is a bit stalky for my liking. I'm a bit more twinkle in the eye, slight smile, beckon you over with a finger and then you fall in to my open lap. Something like that. " He didn't say where that finger would be. | |||
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"Never really noticed until now just how quickly a packet of jaffas can be eaten " Rapidly | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. " I'll dust Peggy off | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. " And I would cheer you on! | |||
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"Never really noticed until now just how quickly a packet of jaffas can be eaten Rapidly " | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. I'll dust Peggy off " Peggy? | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. I'll dust Peggy off Peggy? " Yeah. I did *try* to warn ya | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. I'll dust Peggy off Peggy? Yeah. I did *try* to warn ya " Stop trying to scare him off just because you can't have him | |||
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"I have got to learn how to drive! Fab road trip is definitely needed Hop on the train I could do that Grab Dj on the way He's not gonna fall for that! I like to push boundaries and put myself out of my comfort zone but not that much He does seem like a good laugh though! I'll volunteer to take his place. Promise not to touch your bum. I think you might have the same idea as Miss Honey, Nan We can phone you and let you know how great it's going. I'll dust Peggy off Peggy? Yeah. I did *try* to warn ya Stop trying to scare him off just because you can't have him " | |||
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