FabSwingers.com forum: Weird Crush

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's your weirdest crush? Think mine has to be Deborah Meaden. I think maybe because she comes across as a bit of a bitch. ;D

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

I used to have a thing for Terry from the bill when I was younger (if anyone remembers him) Max Branning from eastenders would get it and I don't even watch soaps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6SRBnDHx8

Ramin Karimloo, the Phantom on the front left. His voice makes me swoon & his version of Music Of The Night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny Dyer

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's your weirdest crush? Think mine has to be Deborah Meaden. I think maybe because she comes across as a bit of a bitch. ;D"

I don't think she comes across as a bitch at all. Karen Brady does in my humblest of opinions.

Of all of them, I'd like a date with Margaret from the apprentice to see what she's really like.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Richard Ayoade. Fuck, the things I would do to that man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lois Griffin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Richard Ayoade. Fuck, the things I would do to that man..."

Are probably illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Osman and Warwick Davis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James cordon

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By *sliceoflifeMan
over a year ago

Hell on earth

Shannon rooney and Dawn French

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

"James cordon

Oohh that's a good one...I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James cordon

Oohh that's a good one...I would

I think it's the whole laugh me into bed type thing and he's got a cute smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines Daniel Craig even though he reminds me of Sid James. Weird I know

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

Scottish weather presenter Judith Ralston has always looked very much like she would make a great Dominatrix. Someone actually started an appreciation page for her on fb

https://youtu.be/I4FhZ7lF9Ow

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

"James cordon

Oohh that's a good one...I would

I think it's the whole laugh me into bed type thing and he's got a cute smile "

I quite like my men with a bit of cushion for the pushing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenny Ryan from the chase. Ess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Humble and Jenny Powell- both at the same time would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamela Reed. Just something about her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super nanny

Diane Keaton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenny Ryan from the chase. Ess"

That's not strange I'd give her a good time then she could give me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight up I fancy the absolute shit out of Lisa Rinna right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Trevor McDonald. It's the voice and posh men are devils in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daphne Blake, bit odd bit was young!

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Jo brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"posh men are devils in bed "

They have to ask "jeeves" where to put it though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Tyler, and yes I'm aware he looks like a wrinkly ball bag these days but I still would...repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky Gervais, I absolutely love that man and would marry him tomorrow.. he's so funny, clever, dry, kind and I bet he a naughty boy too! Yep, I Love him.. I saw him live in Brighton, I'm sure he saw me too - we had a moment!!!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helan mirran, still

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Michael Sheen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kristen Schaal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Manford.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Kristen Schaal "

That's not weird. I would! She's bright, funny and looks like an otherworldly pixie creature. Plus I bet she's enthusiastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kristen Schaal

That's not weird. I would! She's bright, funny and looks like an otherworldly pixie creature. Plus I bet she's enthusiastic."

She's fantastic. I would too -- she rocks her own kinda hot.

http://youtu.be/TvTqBkX7K90

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"posh men are devils in bed

They have to ask "jeeves" where to put it though...."

As long as it goes in the right hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson

Ed Balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"posh men are devils in bed

They have to ask "jeeves" where to put it though....

As long as it goes in the right hole

ohhhh you mean Anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kristen Schaal

That's not weird. I would! She's bright, funny and looks like an otherworldly pixie creature. Plus I bet she's enthusiastic."

I guess she doesn't fall into the category of traditional crush but I think she's awesome.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I have a crush on Bill Hader atm. Tall, dark and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Molko, placebo front guy.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Alex Polizzi.

I dunno why but I reckon she's pure filth in the sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Kaye minus that beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paul Kaye minus that beard"

Why!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Polizzi.

I dunno why but I reckon she's pure filth in the sack."

If i was bi, she would get it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always been Brendan Gleeson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derren Brown.... Yummy!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Paul Kaye minus that beard

Why!!??"

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my geeks. But Ellie Goulding. Oh Ellie. Alan rickman......but not sexual but I'd would have loved to be stuck somewhere with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet hair or pigtails and red lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mela Kunis. Proper hot but thats not the weird part, the weird part is I know I would just blurt out 'shut up meg' half way through.

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Boris Johnson

OMG I thought that was just me! I was even considering therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson

OMG I thought that was just me! I was even considering therapy.

Hes has quite a following I hear. Hes very charismatic too. I think its more his personality than looks.. dont you think? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann hegarty from the chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Hardy!!! As I'm fucking straight!!!! WTF!!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Susie dent. Dunno why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The HoneyBadger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madonna when she went thru her goth faze singing frozen.

Black hair and goth make up.

In fact goth girls full stop.

Does harley quinn count as goth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharon Osbourne for her age she looks stunning.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Claudia Brucken. It's an 80s thing that I can't shake off.

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By *onnsnowMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Kirsty alsopp !!

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

"Susie dent. Dunno why "

that's not weird is it? If so, call me weird too

Victoria Coren-Mitchell for me, and mrs G used to have a thing for Dogtanian from the cartoon. Doesn't say a lot about me, does it?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

James Corden. He seems such a nice guy and he's so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharon Osbourne for her age she looks stunning."

Shes paid alot of money for that look. But agreed she looks amazing and hasnt gone ott with the surgery.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Have had a lot of fun crushes,but the best crush I ever had and er totally fantasised a lot of was David Bowie,I'd always thought he was yummy,but oh my it was after Labyrinth I just melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James Corden. He seems such a nice guy and he's so wealthy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kirsty alsopp !!"

agreed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weird crush has to be Claire Balding. There is just something about her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest crush is Rowan Atkinson. I read somewhere that he has an extremely large willy too.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Eamon holmes and Ben shepherd

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Boris Johnson

OMG I thought that was just me! I was even considering therapy.

Seems not

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Richard Branson, always liked him

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By *BA123Man
over a year ago

DUDLEY

I got a thing for trinny woodall

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Susie dent. Dunno why "

Oh hell yes.

If only just to hear how many nine-letter words she spouts when she orgasms.

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By *humpa84Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

My wierd crush would have to be Kate bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wierd crush would have to be Kate bush "

Don't thinks that's weird. She was hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cersei Lannister. I like that's she's evil but fit as fuck and a verified pervert.

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By *humpa84Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mmmm she was hot i suppose it's wierd for me as I really go for people like Kat von d or heavily tattoo'd and she looked more kinda innocent in a kinda of way that I want to corrupt xx

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Lorraine Kelly.

The naughty minx.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Actually...after a few beers, I remember my first "weird crush".

As an 80's kid I remember He-Man and She-Ra. He-Man was for the boys and She-Ra was for the girls.

Well, no.

There was a villain in She-Ra called Cat-Ra (or something similar). Skin-tight black leotard, face mask, bare legs, always purring and basically always being naughty...

Oh hmpppph yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually...after a few beers, I remember my first "weird crush".

As an 80's kid I remember He-Man and She-Ra. He-Man was for the boys and She-Ra was for the girls.

Well, no.

There was a villain in She-Ra called Cat-Ra (or something similar). Skin-tight black leotard, face mask, bare legs, always purring and basically always being naughty...

Oh hmpppph yes...

Off to check Google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brienne of Tarth too. She lovely. I'd be her squire all day long. I remember her telling Podrick he wouldn't be doing her laundry. I was gutted for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellatrix lestrange out of harry potter love how sadistic she is in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucy Alexander, homes under the hammer

just something about her that makes me think hmmmmm a wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brendan Gleeson.

Always will be.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm a susie dent fan too but I always had a thing for Mariella Fostrup ..that voice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patrick Stewart. But only really his voice.

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By *humpa84Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oh yes bellatrix le strange I so would she does look so hot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Danny Dyer

Kinky

No...you mean Pwopppa Nawwwwty

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